hi im sorry to say this but this post is very annoying. i felt really annoyed, so i will now report you because that should be me, holding your hand, that should be me, making you laugh, that should be me, this is so sad, that should be me, that should be me, that should be me, feeling your kiss, that should be me, buying you gifts, this is so wrong, i can't go on, till you believe, that should be me

Bye NAOS gl next time

4 staaaar naaaaaaa

they are very inconsistent as well

sbe are old

so much for last hope

i miss you. ilang months naman na yung lumipas and no one can replace you parin. may mga nakausap naman ako pero wala. ikaw lang din yung hinahanap ko sa kahit na sino. alam kong okay kana. ayoko namang i-compare pace ng progress mo sa progress ko kase hindi ko alam kung may progress ba talaga ako. mahal na mahal pa rin kita. if you still see me as your home, balik ka lang. palagi kitang hihintayin.

It😔hurts😔me a lot😔seeing my man😔 with another girl😔. Y'all😥 don't 😥 understand 😥 what I😥 feel😥 right now😥. Umiiyak😭ako😭buong 😭magdamag😭 at hindi😭 makakain😭.

Sabi ng mama mo, tita nalang daw ang tawag ko sayo, o sa kanya. tapos ngayon mama ko na siya, ang tita mo noon, ngayon. kaya pwede na tayo magsama, kasi accept na tayo nila, ng mama mo, sa tita ko noon.

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Jollibee's makeup, clothes etc. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a Jollibee Hotdog and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit "hungry" too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Bzz Bzzz."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzz?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his "cock", but he instead shouted "Oh God, Jollibee!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His "gravy" was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his "sauce" off my face, "Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzzzz Bzz Bzzz Bzzzzz."

sheeeeesh lezgo

NAOS introboys

Its onic with a cool logo they can do it

I like teams base on their logos

They have better logo than naos so i like them

Naos pick bro Onic wil win just watch

NAOS pick Onic will win 2 - 1

wtf i thought monyet the one who ulted

OF 2 - 1

Actually they only need to go to a net cafe like what zls did when they were pirates

It was vctph why would they do that?

did both teams lag?

Plus most of the tech pauses was cause of them during the vctph

Most likely, thats why when they lost i doubted the teams that will represent us

Pinoys should we start the copingpasta?

yes obviously

too bad you wont, ez stomp for onic

My hope is empty, no chance already, onic win easily

Sbe lose ggs

Onic literally has what it takes to stomp NAOS if they want to.

If NAOS lose we pinoys going back copypastas again.

Ez4Onic

( beatbox) pag three pataas pumalakpak mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus , pag 3 pataAAAAs mag bonakid pre-school 3 plus (beatbox) gatas ay kailangan nating mga bata para sakit ay iwasan na laging gumagala inumin natin to para sakit ay maiwasan mag bOnAKID pre school nAAA tayong lahat mAG bonakid PRESChool na TAAAYYYYOO hoooo pag 3 pataas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 PATAASS mag bonakid pre school 3 plus pag 3 pataaAaaAaas mag bonakid pre school 3 plus batang mAy labAAAaaahaan, thank you

final copypasta

It's a fact now

I lost hope

hahaha wala na sira na yung joke haha may patawa dito eh lamaw eksdi ka idok bat ka pa nabuhay haha lahat ng bagay ginagawa mong corny kaya nagagalit yung mga magulang mo eh kase pag sabi mo ng present sa online class nyo babalik ka kaagad sa tulog

Nice joke 10/10 maganda 'yung construction ng joke, gumamit s'ya ng matalinhagang salita para impactful 'yung joke n'ya, yung delivery at timing ay on point, madaling magets at higit sa lahat relatable s'ya, in short this is the perfect joke, tumawa ako 3 times grabe.

HOY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAWPWPTOEKKAANXNCDPPEPEKSKSKSKkakskkskkswpprirlamsmcbbcjdkskskwjwjwpwwpqpeoirutmsmsbc na😭😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋😭😭✋😭✋✋😭✋😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋✋✋

hi mga bessy ko ako si toni fowler halos karamihan ay tingin sakin ay walker puro lang tuwad wala naman alam pusher pang babash wala kasing laman pero totoo na bobo ako wrong grammer ako? putangina ko tanggap ko yan lahat kaya di masakit alam mo yung masakit? pag tinira ka sa pwet nakikisali lang ako kahit di naman ‘to bars di ako rapper nakikiuso lang pagod kasi ako walang magawa ikaw bessy ko naligo ka na ba? lockdown isang buwan nakakatakot naman baka sa pasko buntis ako malibog pa naman ang asawa ko kaya namamaga yung pekpek ko pero seryoso salamat sa suporta noon madami ang galit pero ngayon ako’y mahal sa mga taong inis isa lang ang tandaan ako nalang ang bastusin wag ang aking anak nakikiusap ako kahit gago ako hubadera ako twerker lang ako tara trashtalk retokada peke tawagin mo akong pokpok wala akong paki

IYOT is not a bad word

IYOT means:
I-m
Y-our
O-ne
T-rue friend

Kaya IYOT kita
IYOT modin ako, kahit anong mangyari IYOT tayong dalawa

HAHAHAHA ang sarap kapag marami kang ka- IYOT no?

Kala mo di masakit 😫 yung pinagsasabi mo sakin??? 🗣🗣🗣Na patay gutom akohh??? 😤😤😤Bakit?Hindi bayon masakit? 😞😡😡E ikaw nga hinuhuli mo kalapati e.🐦🐦🐦Sabi niya tara Joela ku,hulihin natin yung kalapati 🏃🐦kuhain natin 🚫🚫🚫(MASAMA YON)Oh siya yun,siya yung pagsabihan mo😫🤑😤😡.Siya pa naninisi😿,hati nga kami sa pagkain🍝🌮🍕,hindi naman siya ang bumili🏃.Hindi niya nalang hingiin😡😡😡para hindi ma...🤑🤑🤑O,wag mo na siyang anohin 😡😡😡!!!wag mo na siyang anohin(HULI TAYONG KALAPATI🐦)Bakittt??!!! 😫😡😤Nakikisali ka dito kahit di ka naman kasali.O bakit? 😒🙄🙄Bat mo inaano pinsan ko 😤😡.Iiyak na nga diba😰😰😰,tapos yun na nga,wag mo ng anuhin 😡😡😡.Iiyak na nga eyeyeyye.O bakit??? 🙄🙄🙄O bakit din??!!! 🙄😒😒😒Umalis kana 🗣🗣🗣Aalis ako di naman ako dito eh.😒😒🙄🙄.Bb ka pala eh😒😡Bakit ka nag sasabing bb??? 🙄😤😤Bat ka namamangga??😰😫😿OYY DONDUNGGN INGAY INGAY NIYO!!!HOY🗣🗣🗣.

Ganyan talaga ang buhay parang life, Basta ang importante ay mahalaga at kung saan ka masaya dun ka happy. Wag kang maniwala sa swerte malas yun. Kung hindi mo kaya ipagawa mo sa iba minsan ay sometimes kaya matuto tayong tumanggap ng acceptance. Halimbawa for example ang baby ay sanggol kung hindi mo iintindihin you don't understand Basta kaibigan lagi mong tatandaan that wherever you go you are there. At the end of the day ay gabi na. Walang umaga sa Japan Kase lahat sila hapon.

Mohammad ano bang kinakain mo kinakain mo sayong pinggan bakit dimo nalang tignan at tiignan saking pinggan ang maanghang anghang anghang anghang anghang anghang anghang mashadong maanghang kinilaw ayaw moba kumain nito at naka hain wag kana tumakas mag kaka almoranas ang anghang ng patatas maanghang kahit prutas sing itim ng balbas magpapawis ang balbas tayoy wag mag talo hali na at mag salo papakin ang sili wag kanang mamili uusok ang iyong tenga mapapa macarena ikay mapapaihip dahil sa ma anghang anghang anghang anghang anghang anghang

Sabi ng mama mo, tita nalang daw ang tawag ko sayo, o sa kanya. tapos ngayon mama ko na siya, ang tita mo noon, ngayon. kaya pwede na tayo magsama, kasi accept na tayo nila, ng mama mo, sa tita ko noon.

I haven't been to cebu in a long time so i can only understand a little, and since i was born there then yes i am Bisayawa

Ang sarap mo Pia

Ako, gi-nganlan ko niya'g burikat! Gi-nganlan pako niya'g baho'g bilat, kay ni um-om kuno siya sa oten sa akong bana, baho kuno’g bilat. Nya aku kunong bana dili daw ganahan mutupad nako kay nanimaho na daw kong bilat. Unya ako pung anak, kawatan. Ingon pa gyud siya pagstorya, iya kuno ming ipa-pusil, ipapatay kuno mi niya kaming duha. Mao ng nabuhat sa akung anak, nadunggaban siya sa luyo, pero nagmahay man mi ana. Kay luoy man sad mi kung kami pa'y nahimutangan. Gisakitan ko sa iyang gibuhat. Niya nakit-an pa gyud nako siya’s banwa, pagkakita nako sa banwa, ningdagan siya. Unya wa pa siya'y dautan binuhatan sa akong bana, dili siya mudagan. Ingon pa gyud siya pagsulti, pagchupa kuno niya sa oten sa akong bana, baho kunong duga. Baho kuno ko’g bilat, ingon sa bayot

Nagka banggaan yung truck syaka tao, nabangga po ng tao yung truck, nabangga po yung truck, nakabangga yung driver ng truck ng tao,dalawa lang pong truck ang nagbanggaan wala pong kasamang tao

Negosyo o kalayaan bayan o sarili pumili ka!!!

bro let us pinoys cope