"I'm going to smoke banana and rush through it, can you flash for me thought?"

no way hahahahaha i'm going to search this

this trembo alt copypasta is great too LMAO

#25

He has been silenced already

the best one:

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

We have some weird calls in Val too, but banana is the weirdest by far LMFAO

aspas is a really introvert guy, so that's why his replies seems weird LMAO

tango down

well done comrades

OPEN UP MY EAGLE EYEEEES
CUZ I'M MISTER BRIGHTSIDE

I know it's eager eyes, but it looks funnier 🤣

Bronze 3 - Plat 3

YEAH!! 😃

i can't say for sure if we'll have a pro team for it though

No problem, I'll do my best anyway 💪🏻😎

na real é mais se a daiki performar abaixo... a Bstrdd da muita tranquilidade por sempre pegar uns fk cabuloso, mas se a daiki tiver abaixo, a TL tem muita dificuldade

mw is spamming neon for a good amount of time lately, and that's what he needs to do:

ADAPT HIMSELF TO PLAY WITH OTHER DUELISTS

aspas está sendo o que o mw foi em 2020... a diferença é que o aspas tem um time que sempre da suporte diretamente pra ele fazer as plays com eficiência + aspas se adaptou a outros agentes como Jett e Raze (ele era o mono de mono Reyna, nem pegar outro agente pra zuar ele pegava kkkkkk bizonho)

PS: não to falando que o mw foi melhor que o aspas, só to explicando o pq o aspas se sobressaiu tanto esses últimos 2 anos, enquanto o mw meio que estagnou

Actually he was a fucking beast during GLB era, and we brazilians know of what he's capable of doing against any opponent

But unfortunatelly he tried to adapt himself in a role that's not a microdrop of his playstyle because of meta changes and oportunities he had about playing in an International Tournament (replacing ntk as iniciator), so he never could show his truly full power

If he is going to be signed by a franchise team, he needs to play Duelist, with a good teammates and a great staff to help him play comfortably (Like LOUD with aspas) so he'll be able to show his truly force, and THAN we are going to know if he is truly overrated or not

ele foi o 2nd caller da FURIA nesse ano

"2022"...

~toguro walks inside your room

Really fun, just think that the 1st shotgun is WAAAY too op (This shit has a better range than a sniper WTF??)

btw, when you guys start to set up a pro team, can I join it? 😋

KEKW

If zombs still was in the roster, that would be fun as fuck
but he's not there anymore, so wdc to be honest

Ratzam and T0nZ 😴🥱
I would like to watch SicK playing, i love his playstyle

em relação a praia eu concordo que é feinha, mas a cidade em si é bem bonita e tem muita opção de lazer... muito foda

Eu moro em Joinville desde que eu nasci e a cidade era bem feinha, mas nosso atual prefeito deu uma boa arrumada nela (ainda tem bastante coisa pra arrumar, mas melhorou em 500%, sem dúvida), e tem um dos melhores custos de vida do país, senão o melhor.

Aqui só não tem muita opção de lazer, mas as que existem são muito boas

Balneário Camboriú n tem favela e sim Camboriú, que fica do outro lado da BR e são 2 cidades diferentes :)

BC é bonita pra krl, e não a toa é a chamada de Dubai brasileira

Tenho que concordar... como um catarinense, fico entre BC e Floripa

Barcelona owns them in football and beaches, but Sevilha is really beautiful and have a great culinary too

a dubai brasileira

Kanye West and Jay-Z (no way i'm going to use n word 🙃)

Zekkinggg ou Jekken?

não to comparando as habilidade dos dois e sim da questão de idade dos 2 carai, que foi o argumento usado pelo tasting a cock kkkkkkkk

mw nunca teve alguém pra mentorear/ajudar ele assim como o Sacy e o Saad tão fazendo com o Less e o menino Arpa 🌪

mas pra isso, a org tbm tem que contratar uma staff pra mudar isso... ainda da tempo, não existe tempo limite de lapidação. Imagina um Onur com o mw, ia ser do krl pra extrair tudo dele.

Assim como no futebol Messi e CR7 foram se lapidando de acordo com o corpo deles e os elencos montados ao redor deles (Messi de 2009-2012 era explosão de velocidade e muitos gols, Messi de 2017-2018 era construção de jogada / CR7 de 2008-2010 era dribles e velocidade, CR7 de 2016-2017 era posicionamento e efetividade).

bro... Fallen tinha 24-25 e fer 23-24 quando foram campeões mundiais no cs:go e se mantiveram na elite do cs até 2017-18 (26-27/25-26, respectivamente)

mw tem 21 ainda e muito game ainda vai rolar, e treinando com os melhores do mundo, imagina o que esse cara pode virar ainda?
e tem muita criança boa pra vingar, ele pode ajudar muito com a bagagem que ele já tem (sem contar q o problema principal da VK esse ano foi o ego do Burrizzz e rhz que é player t2 e foi contratado como player t1 KEKW)

mano... o aspas no início era mono-mono reyna (nem pensar em pickar outro agente pra zuar ele pickava) kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk todo mapa quando ele tava na Slick era só de Reyna, hj ele tem um agent pool bem melhor, e isso é notável

mw tbm pode fazer isso assim como o heat, o heat eu acho mais difícil querer sair da zona de conforto, mas o mw iria fazer isso sem dúvidas (já que ele ja fez isso jogando de sova e skye quando entrou na VK), sem contar que ele ta spammando Neon nas rankeds ultimamente

KAY/O not that much, I would say that he was average, but his Skye was just insane

this is incredibly tasty and delicious

sadge

pode ser uma boa... mas prefiro que eles contratem alguém mais novo pra criar um novo monstrinho

TLDR please?

Plot:

JsT_ was Sage in that match

LMFAO

yes... Challengers start way before franchise leagues
but at least we have Game Changers

AMERCAS: TenZ
EMEA: Mixwell and zeek
PACIFIC: SkRossi and Lakia

SHITWELL

FATHER OF VALORANT KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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BRUH WTF???

a roster addition is still a change in the roster 🙃

Actually all of them are going to have "roster change" cuz of the mandatory about sixth player

Isn’t because leaving military service of Jingg?

yup, that's why i said they were the choosen by the same criteria... whiff hard, but god strats (saadhak not whiffed that hard than ANGE1 and FNS, but in LOUD's team this champions, he whiffed the most KEKW)

Masters Reykjavik 21: zombs
Masters Berlim 21: d3ffo
Champions 21: Kiles (by far)
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The next 3 were choosen by the same criteria: Whiffed hard in all the tournament, but they god strats made them the winning team of the respective tournament

Masters Reykjavik 22: FNS
Masters Copenhagen 22: ANGE1
Valorant Champions 22: saadhak

BRUH