took you awhile

t1 over fut to keep the perfect pickem

actually s0m had a 1.69 this series as well

yes 1.77 rating is the highest at champions with the next one with alfa 1.65 against zeta https://www.vlr.gg/247093/fnatic-vs-zeta-division-valorant-champions-2023-group-stage-opening-c

ty

link?

ardiis finally turning up

oh no..

bro can't recognize flags

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

nrg gonna be mad pissed if round replays

babybutt

disband

we suck at pickems

who yall got and why?

horrible list

man if edg let this map slip.. absolute disaster

entertaining

wtf is a lemon

he always has shaky aim man, between rounds he just shakes his mouse with any gun

yikes bro, hopefully he steps it up next map

prx too good man what can you say. without something they were top 3 already

I mean prx are top 2 so you would expect domination

he's just the biggest edg hater lmao

probably. prx top 2 locked in

wow that was crazy

holy fuck hes god

joever

probably a bandage from wrist injury

first good take i've heard from this guy

man RealDeal has a hate boner against edg lmao

real 😔

gambit fan

ahahahah I get what you did there hahaahahhaah man that was too funny

L production man

its joever man

FUT 2-1 T1

lydia played so well man

PRX probably win but who knows

great game from t1, rip FPX come back better

agreed, but hopefully edg put up a fight

FUT clear t1 here sorry

qw1 will diff saya sorry

prx 70-30 or 75-25 unless nobody goes off like yesterday

none, he's just spitting nonsense.

Unlucky off day from n4ts. Less >>>>> still

loud clear after todays performance

actual poopoo

idk, liquid just had no answer to harbor viper

giants scraped by giants 😂