holy

chronicle cant go live he is playing today bro

!

LAZ and Woaster

https://youtu.be/sIv4zht2aNM

and flag

nah i like dgzin let them play

2 best team in val history not 1 cuz riot fucked them

YEAH LFG FUT

that dead flair got killed by riot cuz politics shi

bezos clears

true kang kang is a vibe now ego1 meh

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

nah i was rooting for PRX lol

NRG clear those bums W stripper

LMFAO

he is based tho if thats the case

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oh yeah still my point is right

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his all time fav team is optic(nvm its The guard still NA tho lol) but ok and his fav player its yay

EG oh hell no

i like you

FNC 2-0 Zeta
BLG 2-1 NRG
FUT 2-0 EG

LOUD

can i have a glock?

can i have a burger :3

i love ur flair to WGAMING

clap those mfs

sup LMAO

its tmr for me depends on the timezone

fair

fax

-Araxys
-Prelude
-Champions 2023
-magepunk(just the orange/grey variant)
-RGX

i dont see recon here or ruination/rgx

Como o Mw perguntou e vocês devem ter visto nos posts do twitter, o que seria esse tal de tático que nós o público dizemos que está faltando no cenário BR?

Eu tô aqui pra te responder isso Mw, quando o público BR fala que tá faltando tático é que está faltando a estrutura de jogo pra jogar os rounds no Valorant. A Furia e a MIBR, diferente da Loud que o público reconhece, parece que faltam algo muito basilar que todos os outros times tem.

Que é: O jeito de TRABALHAR o Round e usar as utilitárias pra conseguir vantagem no mapa e ao mesmo tempo counterar as jogadas do time inimigo. A impressão do público BR pros times menos desenvolvidos taticamente é que vocês não fazem a ideia de como usar os utilitários na melhor forma possível e na hora certa.

Quando a gente fala de tático, é o que os times gringos fazem com vocês, eles lêem a partida sabendo o que vocês vão fazer, e preparam os utilitários de um jeito que vai afetar o máximo possível o time DE VOCÊS, pra cada partida tem que ter um tático, um planejamento, uma execução combinada que vai ser jogada e o pós-plant. Quando o time inimigo faz anti-tatico em vocês, é isso que sentimos, que faltou tático, porque vocês tem que saber destruir as estratégias dos outros times e abusar o jeito que eles jogam, fazer com que o jeito que eles ajam no mapa e recursem utilitários seja punido, e é isso que falta pra Furia e pra MIBR, vocês parecem um time de Ranked, se jogassem respeitando 3x3 da maneira mais covarde e certa possível, ADULTOS, o público BR ia elogiar.

É isso que a gente quer dizer quando falamos em tático, vocês tem que ser ratos não só de FPS, como de utilitária, quando vocês jogam no padrão simplesmente sem se adaptar e sem se preocupar em serem lidos, é quando dizemos que faltou tático.

use google ^-^

wtf ela tem um filho :O

crl n sabia isso da naxy é tudo vdd?

just the yellow one is cool imo not top 10 but 20

i would swtich mine for araxys

npc pick everyone has or like prime at this point and its overrated asf

mako best controller
boaster best igl
chronicle best flex player
leo best initiator
derke/aspas best duelists
nAts/alfa/suygetsu/less best sentinels

yeah ahaha

also got it wtf

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

lets go navi EMEA on TOP

they never played vs cned no? nvm they did last year

they are not ready to face Cned hehehe

fuck riot gambit :(