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Registered: September 17, 2021
Last post: August 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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there might come a time where W gaming will only make them lose, they will have to pick if they want to win or just play their own signature style

posted about 2 years ago

depends on how much the management cares about the W gaming identity

posted about 2 years ago

at this point zest is a LAN veteran, his mental and experience is very valuable but ig we'll see

posted about 2 years ago

i have disguised over mad lions imo

posted about 2 years ago

9-3 esports

posted about 2 years ago

i don't blame him and he 100% doesn't deserve it, but he has also made himself an easy target for vlr trolls

posted about 2 years ago

buyouts go to the team, however you can negotiate and get a percentage of your buyout

posted about 2 years ago

i wonder if and how much the rosters will have changed by then, we might see some teams get ruined by players getting picked up from franchised teams

posted about 2 years ago

just @shahzam bro

posted about 2 years ago

can't believe you uttered the s word like that

posted about 2 years ago

reddit is just a circle jerk for pretentious idiots

posted about 2 years ago

tenz is weirdly fairly rated rn

posted about 2 years ago

the only correct answer is aspas

posted about 2 years ago

if this isn't bait, your brain is pretty interesting to say the least

posted about 2 years ago

im better

posted about 2 years ago

bro hit him with the tik tok flash

posted about 2 years ago

anything post controller patch and chamber release IS the chamber meta

posted about 2 years ago

hindsight posts are the best thing about this site

posted about 2 years ago

nv yay in berlin is all i gotta say about that, derke is not a better jett

posted about 2 years ago

you didn't watch much did u? chamber was already the agent of choice heading into the masters with his double trips, yay dominated the region on chamber then the world, literally the time period where the meta was started

posted about 2 years ago

then why isn't yay higher up, he has put up tenz iceland numbers twice and has won a trophy

posted about 2 years ago

he has been more succesful and clutch in half the time, derke has been touted as a top player for 2 years but would constantly dissapoint just like cned before he won his trophy, we can only hype players for so long, they have to back it up

posted about 2 years ago

yeah obviously, chamber meta+econ patch+controller patch and they didn't have a coach not any intention to adapt, context is important

posted about 2 years ago

cryo shouldn't, mako should

posted about 2 years ago

why is this dude in tier2 smh

posted about 2 years ago

what????

posted about 2 years ago

because he has never won, there is no reason to rank him above other duelists that play winning valorant

posted about 2 years ago

SEN was also one of the most tactical teams for their time, the meta changing into a find the chamber simulator doesn't mean it became more complicated or tactical

posted about 2 years ago

all 3 have both been unsuccesful and succesful in valorant, they have all reached the peak IGLing, saying any one of them doesn't have winning values is absurd since there so many factors to winning a trophy

posted about 2 years ago

your logic don't add up lil bro

posted about 2 years ago

nah they're getting rolled

posted about 2 years ago

good thing he's on neon on haven

posted about 2 years ago

idk penny pretty nice with it

posted about 2 years ago

i feel like drx has been cooking up some demonic shit with harbor

posted about 2 years ago

babybay about to disrespect everyone

posted about 2 years ago

it's wraps

posted about 2 years ago

foul

posted about 2 years ago

rossy is diffing shahz so hard on the util, bro just joined, props

posted about 2 years ago

aspas
zekken
nats
zellsis
mako
jing
bang
shao
less
pancada

posted about 2 years ago

disrespecting the duelists

posted about 2 years ago

i love you

posted about 2 years ago

idk about now but tsm was surely making mad profit during the fortnite era

posted about 2 years ago

james dash is james dash

posted about 2 years ago

derke deserves it, scream hasn't done shit but get diffed by every team and player imaginable

posted about 2 years ago

Dear Dolphin,

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.

The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.

When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.

After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.

No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.

Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.

I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.

You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.

You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.

Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.

Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.

In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.

You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.

It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.

Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.

I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.

The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.

Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.

You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.

If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.

You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.

The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.

I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.

When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.

My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.

posted about 2 years ago

consistently getting owned by NA duelists

posted about 2 years ago

nv yay on jett didn't have impact in berlin? what are you smoking?

posted about 2 years ago

did y'all skip berlin 2021?

posted about 2 years ago

that's why you don't admit it

posted about 2 years ago

"their IGL has a playstyle that is the opposite of the head coach", what are you even talking about?

posted about 2 years ago
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