EG 2023, that team had balls of steel, they showed composure and confidence like never seen before

bruh i got the teams mixed up

wow how astute

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yeah this was only true for pearl i think

peak writing

yall are gonna bend sentinels over i can feel it

i'm sorry if this may be offensive or ragebaitey, i just had to get this off my chest

G200 Pounds, NA = Nearest Airport, Jawgemo = KangKang's orb, The only thing G2 devouring today is a happy meal, but even that aint enough, they need a whole ass buffet, G2 = Choke2, Leaf playing like a monkey rat, Jonah Pushing P aint shooting, sure G2 are heavyweights, but only on the weighing scale, Fat2, Tier2, Gold2, trent looking like TAA vs united, but i dont honestly blame them, its not easy to beat the world champs

EDG ARE THE GOATS

im talking about career, accomplishments and legacy bro

professor pushing p

fnatic 2024 was mid, lev was NOT mid and aspas got diffed by ZELLSIS in mibr

?????, he was not spoiled on the shitty fnatic 2024 roster

this guy would not produce the same results, idk what he yapping about

THE BIG THREE, DERKE, ASPAS AND KANGKANG

SPEAK NOW BITCH

PROFESSORRRR

THE PROFESSORRRRR

CHICHOO>LESS>METEOR IN THAT ORDER

CHIIIICHOOOOOOO

woulda said buzz but he's been inconsistent throughout his career , aint no way im putting j0nggg tho, i'd give texture some time to prove himself tho

u got thrased 3-0 by shitquid, PLEASE DONT SPEAK

masters shanghai was his loss vs rin fr

we got the big 3 of valorant duelists, Derke, Aspas and zmjjkk

EEEEWWWWWW

ts pmo icl

i feel like he was underrated in 2024 because fnatic were hot ass, but that was not his fault

i dont think there's a vct player other than j0nggg and n0thing that doesn't care about winning, but you do you

erhm, technnicaalllhyy unrhipe orhanges can be green

thats what im saying bro

erm achually thhats incorrhect, skye's colour is archually green

this aint even a debate bruh, kaajak is just too raw

are we ready for this conversation or no? if derke wins master bangcock i believe he will have surpassed aspas at his current form

FREEEINGGGGGG

i dont watch that mb

i only know Ayuthaya bruh and nah bangcock has a ring to it

my guy jokic is a center, fine meteor can be murray then since he's point/shooting guard

yeah its kinda weird

team liquid - nottingham forest, what in the reykjavik zeta is this, just like nottingham, team liquid have been the surprise dark horses this year. i guarantee not even some liquid fans could have dreamed of this
team vitality - real madrid, oh my days what a superteam, this really fits after mbappe scored a prime ronaldo hattrick against city, honestly both of them are contenders for masters and ucl
EDG - lakers, kangkang is literally the valorant LeGoat, we can pretend s1mon is luka but that just doesnt fit, both are really great teams with a star player
trace - PSV/club brugge/feyenoord, had to beat a favourite to get to where they are but unfornately they are kinda buns, prolly gonna be 8th icl
G2 - liverpool, i know liverpool didnt make a single signing, but can we pretend that this season's salah is jawg cuz this guy is a man reborn, looking like prime prime contenders for the trophy
SEN - mavs, they lost tenz, who was lowkey their luka, got bang(AD) in exchange, i know bang is good but it just really isnt the same, at least they still got their kyrie (johnqt) tho
DRX - barca, bringing in the young guns and look at how it paid off, hyummin is yamal and freeing is pau cubarsi, does drx have a la masia type academy??
T1 - nuggets, jokic is buzz and ill stand on it, murray is izu/carpe depending on the day
dishonourable mention: PRX - arsenal, doesnt need elaboration

drx PRIME rb was different, disrespect to put him below zellsis imo

senti kinda buns in this utility meta, if he plays raze/vyse/omen then sure

zmjjkk anti-eco, absolute demolition of an ace or a leaf/nats solo anchor ace

u cant just practice your agent pool in ranked when benched bruh, you need to be in scrims to do that and why tf would they put a bench player in scrims over their starter

if you watched prx vs dfm's voice comms, you can see that something's heart is just not in it, he was so depressed and felt so moody that dragged down the morale of the team. i say if by stage 1 they are still ass, bench something so that he can sort his shit out and bring a igl for the time being

nah bro double smokes

nah they defo playing double smokes, senti just doesnt make sense for this team, jinggg's cypher looked useless on abyss, might as well go with more util to set something up, and i agree jinggg 100% fits omen 2nd entry and mf can play astra/viper or senti

i think prx just doesn't want to play double duelist no more and i think the plan is one duelist, two smokes and two initiators, which in this current meta, this structure fits prx best, like on abyss swap jinggg cypher for astra

OHHHHHH PEAK WRITING

j0nggg smoker was NOT on my bingo card for 2025, this mf playing brim, astra and omen

well verno's dropped, ahem

ZEKKKENNNN