y0y and r0dgar biggest falloffs makes me so sad cause redgars so wholesome

less is so cute nya

most of the vns i’ve played have men kissing 💀💀💀

I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks and it's been going great. She is a huge valorant fan too and when we first met, we were talking about how ridiculous some of the competitive valorant fourms were. But she mentioned that she really liked a site named vlr. I wanted to impress her so I told her that I had 5 digit posts count on vlr. But now she wants to know my vlr username and I am afraid she'll find out I lied. We set up an vlr date for tomorrow and she keeps saying how excited she is and how she wants to open my account and see all of my posts. But she'll be disappointed when she sees my less than 3000 posts😭 I can’t even grind posts because I have a 300 second cooldown Pls help me what am I gonna do??

even g2 fans will be sad because they lost so badly 😭😭😭😭 maybe only fans happy are c9 as they get a free win like a free ult orb

ate dreams of sen by being so mid they win a few rounds
ate dreams of eg by being so bad they cant win

ate dreams of riot to have a hype bo1
ate dreams of themselves by being so mid and losing next week in playoffs

4 - 13

robbed of sen
robbed of bo1
robbed of eg

too mid to win
too mid to lose badly

goodbye

SEN ARE TOUCHED BY GOD

get 13 rounds im gonna leak my thigh pics

goooood bye s0ntinals

i only have a specific goal so 1000 squats a day

learn self control

a few days ago after vct season picked up and I finished my finals. Unfortunately I still have to deal with 10 minute timer between posts :(

good morning widepeepofrosty

any vlr user thats a femboy

100T ARE COOKED

-ears

EDG because i want a big crowd

who?

if sentinals dont make playoffs i might have to log on the server

buh bai!!

if sen loses im ordering a pair of thigh highs

thinkingnmanvsalo solos

nobody

the one that turned me into a femb0y

do u like femb0ys

unfortunately she got permantnly banned :stone_emoji: :stone_emoji: :stone_emoji: :stone_emoji: :stone_emoji: :stone_emoji: :stone_emoji:

Ok so theres this one action if you do this thing it will make you feel tired and you’ll fall asleep earlier

Ascent is an awesome map i have like 50 lineups for scans and shok dorts to make people walk into my odin

arent they a femboy lover

Tell them “You want to play? Lets play.”

nya~ :3

Omg yes I want to have this cute heartsteel ezreal fan art as my pfp

Real ones know its victor rage

lil bro got his stars removed 💀💀💀💀

if cant get girl become the girl

Zombs could buy your country like he buys watches 🤣🤣🤣

:3333

Power solos

If there is one word ubiquitous with a pro fallen from grace, it is the word “WASHED.” I’m sure you all heard “Oh Sen is WASHED they were so good in the first year,” or “insert pro name here is so WASHED.” Now why is this? Where did this word come from?

Theres plenty of guides out there claiming that they will help you get un hardstuck, but they all lack something critical which I will reveal today. If you’ve ever watched one of those guides I’m sure they will highlight the important of muscle memory, consistency, etc. They all suggest not changing your sens, using the same grip, etc. but they forget a key point. We go back to the beginning, why are pros who are no longer good called WASHED???? BECAUSE THEY WASHED THEIR SKILL AWAY. The key to consistency is to NOT shower. What do you do when you shower? You was away all the bad stuff, atleast thats what the soap companies want you to believe. It has been shown that the harsh chemicals and scrubants on the soap actually wash away they good stuff and THAT INCLUDES YOUR SKILL!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU GET OHT OF THE SHOWER???? YOU JUST WASHED!!!! WASHED WHAT???? UR SKILL AWAY!!!!!!!

That is why you are not top fragging but rather bottoming. Imagine trying to learn something but each day you forget everything. Of course you say “omg why cant i have consistent aim????” ITS CAUSE UR WASHED U VOLUNTEERILY WASHED ALL UR SKILL AWAY!!!!!

You may wonder where I have been for the past 6 months, well I have been conducting a study where I stopped showering and I have seen drastic improvements in my valulrant skill. I used to be bronze 2 and would bottom for anyone in the lobby, but now I am a top in radiant and can’t be beaten. I also started playing league of legends and even my rank there improved after not showering. Surprisingly this even applies to in real life as I have been preforming much better at my computer science tests. All this shows that big soap is bribing people to promote showering and washing away your skill. Stay safe people and STOP VOLUNTERILY WASHING YOURSELF!!!!

subs are better in every definition

Heres some actually good ones
“Lets tp my kittens”
“That’s what happens when you let daddy call”

om nom nom

It was over 10 months ago im a changed person i promise 🥺🥺🥺

Please save me from my 10 minute cooldowm between posts I will repent my sins 🙏.

lil bro asked chatgpt to write a vlrgg fanfic

He’s got chains, is attractive, and can sing

Sayanora 👋