benny is absolute dogshit, like how do you have a rating of <0.8 on every agent you play?? like do you never have a good game?? everytime i see the results i see him going-4 -8, like what? truly bad

all i see is a win win for me, yeehaw fuckers!!

aint no way, boobie milk?

its working fine for me

english football be as bland as its food

i feel like, english football is more disciplined, spanish fb is more expressive, italian a bit of both

holy fucking shit, onana saved a pen?? end times are definitely near

supporting serie A teams is one of the best feelings ngl

i mean, utd kept ten hag over an fa cup, why are we surprised?

aint no way you think yanited are that bad

zeusssss

fuck, now i gotta change my whole identity

pay to lose, well done rito

like i was so confused, why is bro mad about? i didnt even say anything bad about n4rrate or americas. bro's just mad i MENTIONED americas in the thread, like what.

no worries bro, atleast youre sensible enough to know i was joking, my fucking god some people are so soft on this app

you do realise that i was doubling down on the misinformation run you and cned hater started? bro's pressed about everything in his life

haldi dudh? ya kesar dudh?

what if he's a minor?? youre done for

are sen and nrg the man city and man utd of valorant? (in terms of banter and fanbase rivalry only)

what the actual fuck

and they'll be playing in americas aswell

is it just me or verno looks a bit like n4rrate with longer hair and a chubby face?

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warra vct placement trophy for jingg

there's a reason why derke was in top 2 of stats at champs and jinggg went -10 and -10

he employs j0ngg as a duelist, dont listen to him

nuh uh buddy, im making you go on semen retention, bro's been draining out his testicles like the fucking municipality

youre inside my walls, im inside your balls, i be squeezing everytime you be jizzing

he had 147k viewers when i saw that

why is everyone saying he replaces something? he could replace jingg too no?

saadhak is coming home, vamos kru (this means that saadhak has a free access to champs till he retires)

then probably zekken, or maybe valyn if you prefer shooting igls

uk- benjyfishy
russia- chronicle
turkey- alfajer
USA- demon1 (if you consider prime/all time)
malaysia- david

your message gave me a brain tumor, i have 6 babies inside me idk how, and im homeless, thank you!

how's your girlfriend mate? do you even have one?

i thought this thread was meant to be positive towards demon1's fiance but i'll just go fuck myself.
also i hope she gets well soon

i also heard on reddit that derke is getting dropped because him and boaster started bare chest wrestling in the practice room, but derke oiled his chest with peanut oil (which boaster is allergic to). the final straw was that derke ate boaster's epipen. not gameplay related at all

antony mogs tenz, he's literally 5 kills away from an ace every round

i just lost my doogggggggg!!
my brother taught me how the chasseeeee the baggggggg!!

if the roster sticks together, it only goes uphill for edg

reverse pidong mogs pim0n, i'll be there

acend- the roster separated and now the org is in shambles
eg- the roster separated and the org failed to qualify for any lan this year
loud- aspas left and loud's 2024 campaign was mid at best, now saadhak is leaving, it only goes downhill from here
will this be the same for edg????

ardiis:

1. get off your alt
2. stop with these excuses just because you wanna go to china
3. ik fpx ardiis was a wild ride, but its time to move on bro

bournevita better

filter black coffee

im pretty sure he'll be either a head coach or something related to kpop after he retires from esports, but yeah will miss him on the stage

would love to see xeus perform at fnatic, but feels bad og fnatic members are leaving, boaster obviously hasnt got a lot of years of esports left in him

my friend's dog's son follows astrid wett, does it mean he loves booty?

off//season yeahhhh!!!

yay walks into a cafe and cold palma' walks in too, who gets noticed first, i pick el dababy