Demon3
| Flag: | Brazil |
| Registered: | June 9, 2023 |
| Last post: | April 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM |
| Posts: | 2016 |
my goat deserves a better team
Taka levou taka
We still need to create the rules/terms
Let's make an alliance
🇧🇷🇹🇷🇮🇩
Offseason Warriors
Aspas
Less
Mwzera
Zekken
Tenz
9 ACS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Acho que nunca vi tanta lucidez em um texto só, PAU NO CU DOS LOUDETES
"Had to put all your best players on a team to win one trophy"
I don't see any problems with that, and how many Trophies does keznit have? Aaah, I already know, he has the same number of trophies as APAC.
"getting along with valbr community" = Dar RT em um post? Kkk
NRG 2-0 Furia, unfortunately
But goatzera still drops 50
2-0 Lev
Aspas drops 50
Loud 2x1 Sentinels
Less drops 80
Furia tem grandes chances de ganhar da Cloud9, e MIBR pode ser que tenha mais um daqueles jogos super cagados e surpreender (igual quando ganhou da 100T e NRG ano passado)
fnatic, nrg, lev, Sen, loud and prx >>
2x1 os Cara cego, infelizmente
o pai sabe um pouco de valorant
O Brasil está em luto
Acho que 2x1 Sagaz, infelizmente
Vamos Liquid 🙏
and he is not a Leviatan influencer, he is just a Brazilian fan who created a profile to talk about Leviatan in Portuguese
he literally said this is not official
Worst
LOGO: Loud
JERSEY: GE
best
LOGO: Lev
JERSEY: Lev/Furia (vct americas 2023)
True
NRG > Fnatic
Lev > Navi
Sen > Vit
Loud > Liquid
C9 > FUT
Rest of americas > Rest of emea
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Acho que esse é o melhor texto já escrito
we should not be focused on worldly things rather we should grab every chance to improve ourselves as a better human being for the benefit of mankind 🗿
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