we own you + EU humor dry af + ratio

Europe was founded in 2021 by Jared "zombs" Gitlin when he rode an airplane across the Atlantic to go on tour, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated EU, and he founded the city Berlin, inadvertently creating his rival, Gitlin2 abbreviated to "G2".

we're on the main page too

BOTWELL ready to cry?

well Portuguese scene isn't as big as other EU national scenes
you should try to go pro in Brazil

yessir but the other type of glizzy

i used to do jiu jitsu

source?

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(why does it get chopped off :(((((( )

ignore

I did this one -8/8

I said favorite users as in they were funny af

1/8 for effort

yeah but no need to mention it....

kru lost to both emea teams and it wasn't close

idk if i wanna be included with netero

bro i haven't changed it in 2-3 weeks stfu
american citizenship, chinese descent and australian citizenship

AYO?????????

3-1 is an instant guarantee for the playoffs
Depends on the SEN vs F4Q rematch
If F4Q wins both SEN and G2 rematches, then it'll be down to tiebreakers (round diff/map diff)
If F4Q wins but loses to G2 G2 advances

SEN > EMEA 1=2=3=4

dz 0-1
paycheck stealers tbh
/s

F4Q got a good single elimination bracket tbh

Imagine you were an investor looking to capitalize on Asian Valorant. Pick any 5 players from the Asia-Pacific region (Japan, China, Korea, SEA, SA). Language doesn't matter but roles have to make sense

nAts 🤤

you mean brazil? KEKW

sheydos highest K/D

dapr zombs

#FullSEN
#DaprWillTeabagMixwell
#TenZIsBetterThanKeloqz
#zombsnation
#ShahZaMIGLDiff
#SicKBestFlexWorld

1. NA (2/3 wins already against Brazil teams and Sentinels are Sentinels)
2. EMEA (Solid performance from Acend/SMB and Gambit won their opener. I'll rank EMEA higher than NA if G2 beats Sentinels tomorrow)
3. KR (F4Q close game against G2 and VS won opener)
4. SEA/BR (honestly these are a mix, they're both pretty close in skill level. PRX close game against VS and BR lost both openers but VK made it tough for NV)
5. JP (JP unfortunately does not have the skill to back the fanbase. 1-13 even against the best EMEA team is not a good sign.)
   DNP: LATAM (I'm expecting KRÜ to beat ZETA so they'll be 4th/5th but we'll see tomorrow)

write in comments if you disagree

ni hao sun wu kong how was the journey to the west

he's "toxic" apparently

a paid team got rolled by governor and harmful lmao

Liquid NA Pride :(

400 dollars?!?! Ntk should be stopped. Someone like this should not be playing at Riot’s international LAN.

acend tac pause
acend threw gun into tp

idk didn't watch the other matches

they should get a real IGL first

a different model would be better and more worth it
maybe i'd buy it then

Wardell on Reyna? pog

SEN or BREN

Brazilian teams are playing 24 rounds in scrims.

Acend 2-1 (TR cinderella region)
G0-2 (KEKW! LULQUID >>> G0)
HL 2-1 (100 Throws showing up tmrw)

I hate G2 but without G2 there is no esports

Made by enigma too

idrc even as an american I watch brown egg only sometimes

sheesh_gamer W

wtf how

For teams from different regions:
What are your training routines in Berlin and your regular training routines?
(both macro and micro)

1 team from NA will make it out of groups and 1 NA team will make it to the Champions Stage

reinstall the game
play the game
now you can't delete the game you have become valorant

true knifing sucks but ik ur just trolling the game