grass is green
water is wet
Rbs the goat
sky is blue

yeah i did those a while ago lmaoo

Rewatched the trilogy with my family (what fourth movie that doesnt exist) and saw tons of parrells between charcters. Did one of these for Harry Potter and Naruto so this is my KFP one

Oogway-FNS (old af, wise, but useless in a fight)
Shifu-Boostio (small af, great teacher but clowns on everyone)
Po-Texture (OP goofball who shocked the world into being the GOAT)
Tigris-Leo (Peak in every way-serious and scares everyone they face)
Monkey-Monyet (self explanatory)
Viper-Chet (🐍🐍🐍)
Crane-Aspas (Gira Aspas 💨💨)
Mantis-Lakia (small af but powerful)
Mr. Ping-Zellsis (always after the bag and plugging their shit)
Tai Lung-Demon1 (was once the goat and terrified by all but then got humbled hard)
Shen-Yay (Villian of the ages, dominating everyone but when his weapon (chamber) was taken away hes shit)
Kai-TenZ (Comeback of the century came back to prove why hes the goat then lost again)

Me.

Wait no I meant Rb

Rb

Could never be my goat Rb.

1. Rb

Thats the list

Rb

the real reason why my goat left

Hopefully he makes it back to t1, def a top 3 EMEA duelist in 23 and sucks he didnt get a spot in 24

nah just replace asuna with Rb

TH were thought too be building for the future like 2-3+ years not for kick off lmao

.

xfactor to me isnt star player-its a player when they peform above their average their team looks unbeatable (could be their best but its not always, like aspas/zmjjkk/zekken because they ALWAYS play that level)

Lev-Mazino
G2-JonahP
KRU-Keznit
SEN-Sacy
TH-Woot
FNC-Hiro
FUT-Ata Kaptan
VIT-Sayf
DRX-Flashback
PRX-Jinggg
GenG-Munchkin
TLN-Primmie
EDG-Nobody
FPX-Berlin
BLG-Whyz

likely

kru look really good and drilled

drx rely heavily on moments

65/35 kru for me

like how he said leaf jett as if fns jett isnt world class

tbf to platchat-Lakia was a decent t2 player, mucnhkin was cut from t1 after a poor performance where he was taken off igl for xeta, texture was forced into perma kj on GE, metoer was the best part of a medicore 2023 GENG and Karon came from ranked

By how well they were predicted at the start of the year going of PlatChat Tierlist
Team (Tier they were ranked)

1. MIBR (F Tier)
2. GE (D Tier)
3. TYL (D Tier)
4. AG (D Tier)
5. FNC (S Tier)
6. TE (B Tier)
7. EDG (A Tier)
8. TEC (D Tier)
9. DRG (B Tier)
10. FUT (B Tier)
11. T1 (B Tier)
12. FUR (C Tier)
13. C9 (C Tier)
14. LEV (S Tier)
15. SEN (A Tier)
16. PRX (S Tier)
17. TS (C Tier)
18. TL (C Tier)
19. VIT (A Tier)
20. LOUD (S Tier)
21. DRX (A Tier)
22. JDG (B Tier)
23. NOVA (F Tier)
24. GX (C Tier)
25. WOLVES (C Tier)
26. M8 (C Tier)
27. DFM (F Tier)
28. BLG (C Tier)
29. KOI (F Tier)
30. RRQ (C Tier)
31. BBL (D Tier)
32. KC (C Tier)
33. FPX (C Tier)
34. EG (D Tier)
35. TLN (D Tier)
36. KRU (D Tier)
37. G2 (C Tier)
38. NAVI (A Tier)
39. NRG (S Tier)
40. ZETA (B Tier)
41. BLD (B Tier)
42. 100T (D Tier)
43. GenG (C Tier)
44. TH (D Tier)

As long as Rb exists no other can be named the goat of valorant

FNC 0%
TH 0%
DRX 0%
PRX 0%
GENG 0%
FPX 0%
TALON 0%
G2 0%
LEV 0%
EDG 0%
SEN 0%
BLG 0%
KRU 0%
TRACE 0%
VIT 0%
FUT 0%
Rb 100%

DRX is trying to make him like Rb-a god tier flex who can play any agent needed, but his agent pool is just cypher/kj which clashes with flashbacks cypher/kj agent pool.

If only they kept the best flex and player itw Rb

well I compiled the data of every valorant player to ever touch the game and he was the best one

Rb is subbed into each team (only 1 Rb per scenario) which team is the best?

Well its a bit of a trick question. Any team with Rb will get 1st

1 SEN
1 GenG
1 Lev
1 Kru
1 G2
1 PRX
1 DRX
1 TLN
1 FNC
1 TH
1 FUT
1 VIT
1 EDG
1 FPX
1 TE
1 BLG

If you bet on this your welcome

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/2391d549

4 teams that could have had a big playoff run...now 2 wont make it. Bring back swiss

cmon

By how good theyd be if they replaced their worst player with me (Bronze 2 ranked demon) I take over that persons role in the team.

1. G2-Icy, Team would look much better with me on duelist prob get top 4, Icy also does nothing most games
2. LEV-C0M, wed make playoffs prob would be better if anything ive played Sova once today and I thought I did well
3. SEN-Sacy, same as Lev
4. GenG-Lakia, same as Lev and SEN
5. KRU-MTA, same as Lev GenG and SEN
6. FNC-boaster, prob couldnt igl well but my players could carry us to playoffs
7. TH-Boo, same as FNC
8. VIT-Runner, team would look pretty good would prob win one/two matches, my Cypher/KJ is elite ngl
9. EDG-Nobody, I wouldnt lurk on sova and die straight away so already an improvemnt, would prob win 1/2 matches
10. DRX-Foxy9, Would be a downgrade fs but my sentinel is elite so prob 1/2 wins
11. FUT-Qrax, could win 2 maps at most, his util is great so im prob major downgrade since I dont play KAYO
12. PRX-Mindfreak, team would look much worse since they rely heavly on synergy and aim (which I dont have) but they might win 2 maps
13. FPX-Lysoar, same as PRX, 2 maps
14. BLG-Flexin, same as PRX and FPX but more so since I cant speak the language, 1 map
15. TLN-Ban, wed still do shit since the rest of the team isnt amazing but I bet we could win a map
16. Trace, team is shit regardless could replace any player and still wouldnt win a map

90-China upsets a Americas team
50-2 China teams make it to playoffs
10-Lev makes it too playoffs

Depends. If hes the goat of all human life like Rb then yes

I think Demon1 is an insane player, but stuff like this makes me not want to support him and EG

ik they don't care, but curious to hear what you guys prefer:

• humble players
or
• trash talk/ego type players

This page has everything you need Link to the greatest players setup

100T Narrate and Dawgemo
-cry0
-assuna

Americas gotta be brenshow

Korea since they have Rb

Theyd struggle a bit with comps that require Raze and Omen since Demon1 cant play either. However I think Potter could easily cook up a new giga banger comp like EG Fracture thats not meta but op because of her players

The problem with PRX is there flexiblity-in this current meta jinggg and somethings agent pool only work together on a couple of maps. Solution-kick one of them and sign a flexible god tier player.

Lucky for them the greatest player itw happens to be able to play every agent at the highest level.

PRX Rb incoming-we will not lose a map with him on our team

So the question is Rb (the best player to ever touch the game) better than some ass DRX rookies who couldnt even qual for a lan?

Yes

ok but cauanzin is also an insane player. Thats like saying if chronicle was replaced by woot then the team would function much better

Stax Zest K1ng and Rb were watching the DRX/PRX game and hinted at a reunion of sorts

My pred
Duelist: Rb
Flex: Stax
Initator: Zest
Smokes (igl): Xaccurate
Sentinel: K1ng

Have you heard of our lord and savior Rb?

IMO you have to look at how they performed during their wins-and the level of play at the tourney
Chronicle
Berlin: Was a big part of why they won-but it was 2021 farmers leauge so competition level on the floor
Lock//IN: Didnt play a big part into why they won at all-Beat mid ass SEN Furia 100T and Navi and played like shit vs the only good team Loud
Tokyo: Was the third best player on his team-Competition was not high beat NRG w/Sage ardiis, PRX/Cgrs, but beat Good team EG twice

Sacy
Istanbul: Second/Third best player on the team-Level of Competiton Very High Beating Optic twice, DRX, Zeta, and Lev
Madrid: Played a part but was the fourth best player at Madrid-Level of competition was low only good team was GenG

They both have similar performances during their wins, but I think Sacy takes it purely on level of play

weird thing to say about zekken sova. Sacy is not playing a different agent (unless were going back to dephh sen). Zekken is also known to be very good on Kayo and him and zellsis are decent on Omen so either him or zellsis could flex

Yall saying powers that wouldnt be able to be used often in everyday life. Unless im put in the boys universe im choosing one of these:
Sages would be cool but I feel like id get real bored quick and hate my life (like she did) becuase everything is too easy
Whatever the blonde mindcontrol girl from genvs name is would be sick
but imo #1 gotta be Cindys telekinies its op af
HM to love sausge but I think id trip over it too much

his shit must be big

yes

Rb

I think something we arent considering is that while yes it is Tenz is weird af for this kydae is just as weird for marrying the dude she saw watching hentai in public.

imo shes more of a freak for that then tenz

I think the weird part is he was just watching...nothing else. You gotta be touched in the head just to watch porn for the plot

Crazy how none of these players hold a candle to Rb

he took lessons from Rb

since when did swvyboi have copycats