Everyone is saying they're broke they were ready to pay 300k for derke? Things are not adding up

So they get embarrassed at kick-off (narrate is enghh's merchant) and they kick zellsis right after for redux

Season starts in like 4 months

Not for long you dumb fuck

Benjy tanking his vlr stats to play with 0.06 rating bots is nasty

Everyone knows that sentinels is a snake org and their "6th man" signings end up playing for the team a week later. My bet is zellsis

Last year's nrg players were getting emotional over having to buy their own keyboards, please don't compare them to vitality

What is G2 carrying

He deserves better

https://x.com/sayonarafps_/status/1844779427688800740?t=vgLTAMOYADFV2YQCC1WGOg&s=19

He did, even with 160$ daily food deliveries he revealed on stream

nrg didn't buy a keyboard 😢, im am so sorry for you, how could they treat your washed ass so poorly? Bro hasn't put up a rating over 1.0 since 2004

Im sure he could spare 79.99 on a new keyboard

Not letting shit like that slide, adding marved to my opps list

Bro probably had a 6 digit yearly salary but he's bitching about buying a keyboard? That's what we used to call spoiled back in my days

Getting offended is a hobby

2 flukes no one's moved

I say this other way around I'm perma banned surely

Wasn't their only gimmick being extremely rich?

0.13 rating surely deserves a suspension?

Benjy nooo

Why don't they just copy Val's formula if they want balance? Let's not forget how horrific Asia was in valorant early on but they didn't take their slots away

Bro is just like me in ranked

Not gonna pretend like i know league's lore but from what i remember eu used to be competitive long time ago, but the gap keeps increasing every year

Almost lost to boom who are bots btw

One thing I've noticed about g2 is they do love throwing

I understand not wanting to scrim 12 hours oer day like freaks

The only reason I didn't become a pro is bad environment

I don't really get how it works but we're about to get 0 eu teams in the playoffs? Skull emoji

Demon1 would go from lisp to speechless after a 1v1 vs me

Aspas is the ceo of bleed (both out of tier 1)

He literally said he took a 7 month break from val, then rumors about him not trying during the season spread and coincidentally he was also horrific that season.

They lock the doors at the special ed school?

Dont get it twisted, demoni is more washed than marved and chet combined

Botphobia needs to end, how do you know it's a scam if you haven't even tested it

British teeth actually hides children

British + drx flair. Pick a struggle man

Context: marved is washed

I don't even know where to begin

Zyppan is not allowed to bait his whole team for stats

No i want you to check asspiss champions stats

If i was as rich as him I wouldn't care what simple cockroaches are talking about

Source: chatgtp

Check asspiss champs stats if you want to talk about choking

Zyppan is literally better

He liked the 2 worst players on the team no wonder he's giga washed

You can count on Benjy to whoop g2's ass

They should sign curry as a content creator

What emea teams? Apeks?

Bleed is bleeding am i right