NOT AGAIN LMAO

please send these bmi barbarians back home
do it for me i love cryo
i love asunas jumping
boostio is the best caller in the world and a fragger as well
eeiu is na's leo(still not close but his competition is tr0nt) verno does not count hes in brazil
zander is so back
#100thievesWIN
#100percentwinrateuntiltoronto

prx revenge tour
they must defeat t1, the team that sent them to the lower bracket in kickoff
they then must best boom who forced them to fourth seed at best
finally we are left with a drx prx showdown for the ages with prx coming out on top
they also had hella prep time so maybe they dont look quite as shite

cryo pulls a gon and sacrificies all of his valorant abilities to become the jesus of valorant for only one day and drops 200
we see the zander from friday
boostio takes a time machine back to 2023 with the green buzz
eeiu stops baiting(probably the hardest thing here)
asuna remains on the rope for the entire duration of the game

imagine the revenge game against g2 hard diffs fraudgemo
and prime yay activates upon seeing his former 2022 opponents
cinema

he gets so many impact kills like everytime i check his stats im surprised at how low they are

eg
prx
edg

i think these teams could really upset fnatic at masters 2!

would you rather have played sen or g2
g2 are probably top 1 amer rn, but sen own your asses

and four of them are visual hinderances to my enjoyment

looking good in and out of the server
his locks are so luscious, long, and refined

could they make leo look only slightly above average?
why do initiators that leave look twice as good

we all feel this way bro

thing is there are like two weeks between now and. playoffs so they have time to work with

fire bro
https://x.com/CHUNK_VAL/status/1915944641842626777

💀💀💀
🗿
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwJH9kSeFSc&ab_channel=%F0%9D%91%AC%F0%9D%91%AE%F0%9D%91%B6%7CClips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QAIZuWHSt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfknWD7wLRE&ab_channel=ValorantJunction

https://x.com/marved6/status/1844827199276290554?s=46

This man cares about this team. Do we see the rage in his eyes, the rage that devours his soul when he sees his favorite team fall. He wants the best, he is praying for their success every night, every day, every waking hour. A man with this fire in his eyes is a dangerous man indeed. Allow him to support his beloved organization directly through placing him in the server and giving him a fucking wooting keyboard.

sen 23 was cooked before he came bcs of d0phh
nrg 24 was mostly on ethan igl but he did underperform

nrg 25 are genuinelly playing a 4v5 every game because fns is deadass unable to move his crosshair well when it matters and his calling is shite as well

they have been vocal with trying to fix their post plants but its been an entire stage and they dont seem to be much better
theyre hella show on adjustments as well

give my king a second chance hes better than p*jan

nrg even more heartbreaking

and benching demon1
WITH
kickoff 2-1
stage 1 3-3
WITHOUT
stage 2 1-3
kickoff 1-2
stage 1 2-4

its clear that they win with him and lose without him
looking back the situation with nrg isnt even that bad cause they ALWAYS scapegoating someone

i know my goat

gotta change their name to c13 bro every map they play they have won 9 rounds

its almost like its still here with us
have a great time in heaven
llv

sniff some more crack

someone tell this dude hes playing ranked bro holy fuck no glaze might be better than primmie
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/C9%20MCDS%20WORKER%23FRIES/overview?platform=pc&playlist=competitive&season=16118998-4705-5813-86dd-0292a2439d90

f0rsaken controller
fns my breach and fade maybe on senti sometimes
foxy9 sentinel
florescent duelist
free1ng initiator

great argument broski

clairo

worse team for flor
legit the only one with a vlr2.0 above 1

signed

which is why his stats were also way worse in kickoff kekw

this was solid baiting man almost making me want to like rb

statpadding against koi and avez on raze, saadhak, and elite isnt all that either

stats
flor vlr 2.0>
xeus acs>
flor kd>
flor kast>(irrelevant stats tbf and no difference)
flor adr>
flor kpr>
xeus fk&fd>

is it crazy to say that flor is better or equal to xeus so far this split
u go down the stats table and lowkey the only thing hes better is at the fk and acs
and then you check who leads apr and it all makes sense there are three fucking fut members in the first three spots

an angel lost its wings and regained them <3 get this man off yoru please

sicillian can get it every day of the week

now imagine watching prx vods while doing this

these good bro

sovereign 2.0
neo frontier

i think its just tthat their group felt weaker

have you seen femboyenjoyer hes the canadian aspas fam you want that mans as happy as possible just diving into marved's ice cream perm

-net
-immi
-xeppaa
+femboyenjoyer: one of na's finest sentinels
+marved experienced player, overall better than xeppaa
+kirya timeouts would be DIFFERENT

who says no

12 IS ALL THEY GET OXY IS THE GOAT MITCH IS TOP THREE IGLS v1c is TOP THREE ROOKIE AND TOP THREE CONTROLLER IN NA WE DONT TALK ABT x0ppa and n0t and 0mm0

whats up fam

how do we get a car stolen just lock the door vro but i hope he gets it back

why are we body shaming cyvoph

nobody?

just me?

probably better? kaajak was jesus and maybe soulcas actually plays well in apeks? but i wouldnt expect something above fourth seed

im running primordium rn but aemondir lowk sounds nice asl

yellow rgx karambit and purple nocturnum phantom with the scarecrow jett buddy

seems like a bigger priority to rito