bang 1v2 icebox overtime vs prx

happy new years fam it gets better

dude this is so original how did u think of this

femboyenjoyer
im perfect the way i am /s
stop gooning
lock in on academics

24 hours now!

vs prx positive, +9 in fk/fd, highest kills on team(to be expected tbf)
vs gen g went +18, most fks, rest of team went -40
vs loud everyone was shit besides smoggy

happy new years!💖

happy new year gang(upfrags pls)

kangkang was the only one not doing jackshit bro(smoggy was aight)
i agree edg are not a dynasty

you are not likke that fam

prx will win a tournament (HOTTEST TAKE)

no my name was just femboy enjoyer i was in it forl ike ten minutes

i got a perm:3

nothing! im rather delightful :3

I, you, are definitely in the bible you baka <3

w kanyefan
i spent too much on val skins

i listen to ejean, niki,newjeans, and w2e :3
i WILL take you to seaside bakery(you pay for the food)
WE WILL be going to a keshi concert(you pay)
we will play valorant(you will boost me)
thats my eboy application. UwU! :3

i was in skribbl for like 15 mins and it was pretty normal

this would be dope

shi fam read the thread creator downvote

https://open.spotify.com/track/2YJqH17c3oWCgV6G0IXUbT

this jawn so good

idk i js slap my hand on the mouse im like some from of claw though

congrats!

bros a sen hater i cant

https://www.vlr.gg/event/pickem/2275/champions-tour-2025-china-kickoff
https://www.vlr.gg/event/pickem/2274/champions-tour-2025-americas-kickoff
no apac or china im too lazy :3
(not my actutal pickems btw)

i mean i wouldnt know so ill take your word for it but for korea and china shi they literally won two of the three international lans this year
edit: would also like to add that valorant has a lot of se/e asian dudes and im in asian dude circles a lot of the people i know were prepping from 9th-11th grade?

in no way am I saying that Marved isnt the goat but it does not look like he will be on a roster for the 2025 season.
As such I am wondering who I should like who is like the goat.
Suygetsu maybe?

everytime my goat so much as speaks an utterance it sends shivers up my uterus and my eyes roll into the back of my head. shakespeare shit.

prettty cool but idk how itll plsy out because like it might mess up some teams

we yes WE are bringing Marved into the 2025 season.

i swear jimzo is joking

wrap it up crodie

dont have phone but its called FNS calls his old OPTIC teammates snakes.

unc pujan js badmouthed jimmy, leaking dirty laundry smh legit making my goat look bad for a joke
#LIVEEVIL

marved

marved means “to suffer from extreme hunger” according to Jimmy “Marved” Nguyen in a 2022 interview.
all i have to say

GOOD SHIT GOAT 100T WINNING TORONTOS AND CHAMPS WITH THESE CHANGES

cauanzin potential is definitely s
but i think cryo is like low a-high a somewhere in that range in stage 2 like most of the maps 100t won had cryo dropping 25 except for mibr they are just frauds in 2024 he genuinely dropped at least 25 everytime he played jett

cryo b tier is certainly a choice
i think cauanzin(hella underrated), boostio, and jawg deserve high a

watch c9

this one was pretty funny
8/8

hes not boosted gangalang

i see phoenix, kj, viper, and kayo

1.38 rating at masters toronto get ready lil bro

i feel like he definitely wants to play at toronto

0/8

no ball knowledge

net>>>>>> moose
but man marved is a f/a like pick him up PLEASE

https://www.vlr.gg/player/263/marved/?timespan=all
technically...

people ignore brazil 😕