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| Flag: | Indonesia |
| Registered: | June 18, 2024 |
| Last post: | August 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM |
| Posts: | 3523 |
what are these shitty ass baits
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TOGETHER WE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES πͺ, WE'RE IN THIS PACK FOR LIFE (AWOO) ππΎ
WE'RE WOLVES πΊ, WE OWN THE NIGHT ππ₯
prx, we will light the path to the trophy
#Only1ForPrx #PRXWIN
that's my goal
#SyrupDiff $BanTheBuff
if ardiis was there, this disaster could've been averted
#SyrupDiff #BanTheBuff
everyone's been wondering what went wrong with mibr and heretics at toronto. People are blaming strats, comms, nerves. but the truth is right in front of us:
MAPLE SYRUP.
that sticky canadian nectar corrupted their reflexes. I did some deep research (read: 3 mins on Google and a dream), and it turns out:
excess maple syrup consumption leads to:
β slower reaction times
β stickier keyboards
β overwhelming desire to say βsorryβ after every whiff
β random pings to sh0nks on twitter at 2 am
i mean, did you see mibr trying to clear angles? They were moving like their shoes were dipped in aunt jemima. heretics? bro, boo was peeking like he was on a Sunday stroll through a quebec sugar shack.
and letβs not even talk about the econ management. you canβt eco properly when your brain is 30% corn syrup.
meanwhile, NA teams are immune. sen? g2? They microdose the syrup. built different.
TLDR: toronto buff only applies to NA and maple-hardened players. EU and SA fell victim to the local cuisine debuff. If riot doesnβt host the next masters in a neutral, syrup-free zone, we might see more international disasters.
#SyrupDiff #BanTheBuff #MastersToronto
WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA π¨π³π¨π³π¨π³ WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP πππ FROM TORONTO π¨π¦ TO PARIS π«π· WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT πππ
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AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS π«π·π«π·π«π· WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈTHE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD πππ THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD πΊπΊπΊ
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i don't understand a single sentence of the first paragraph
no way we're actually the same. the japanese casters yelling yay clip is still rent free in my head
austin roberts he is so handsome π«
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anubis sends their regards
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sen tech pause after they lost a pistol, is it actually the strat
v-valorant i-is DEAD dunn dunn dunn π±
first match in a while and meta shift so i wouldn't worry too much
WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA π¨π³π¨π³π¨π³ WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP πππ FROM TORONTO π¨π¦ TO PARIS π«π· WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT πππ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ βββ
AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS π«π·π«π·π«π· WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈTHE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD πππ THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD πΊπΊπΊ
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π£οΈ I'M GONNA SAY IT. ASPAS π€ I DON'T THINK HE'S A BAD PLAYER π§ββοΈ JUST OVERRATED πβ HE'S NOT THAT GOOD π€· I THINK HE'S JUST A BAITER π U KNOW π§
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