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Last post: | August 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM |
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ball knowers know akeman is the direct opposite of cangshu
thanks uncleben
icl normal weight boostio also had aura for one match
grass is green type statement ππ₯
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
well sentinelmain is so βπΆπ€
the leagueification is real.
get autumn to sign ur head too
same with me here
lmao sentinelmain377 is crashing out bc he wants single elimination
meanwhile people here also love double elimination
and people keep wanting the formats to be changed even tho people were literally complaining so much about LAST YEAR'S FORMAT
and now people are debating about the recent form + BO1s should define how strong a team is
people keep debating whether BO1s should be implemented (looking at you sentinelmain377)
guys
just stop complaining about EVERYTHING all the time
if y'all don't like something then just stay quiet or stop watching the esport
the qualification format is terrible
HOW DO YOU VALUE A TOURNAMENT THAT HAS BO1S OVER A MASTERS EVENT
I don't play UNO a lot so thank FUCK for that
thanks for the amazing advice bossman
if only 100T consistently qualified for an international event....
why did people DOWNVOTE this great advice
hold up
his writing is this fire?!?!?!?!?!?!
well yeah
the system isn't clearly working
It's tolerable but it's repetitive af to the point that it's unfunny
he keeps tilting cuh, just get Lakia back as IGL
can't handle the truth huh ππππ₯
yeah
invy is replacing foxy9 so dw
dude you should've seen my beef vs unfertile
bro ur trying to be unfertile so bad by matching his freak
anything to get that bum lunchk0n off the team
I say yes