Breaking news: Americas more talented than shitmea/Assific 😱

Oh god

Someone give me the run down

Bleed beat Loud in scrims
Loud beat fnc
Loud > Fnc
Bleed > loud and fnc
Fnc beat EG twice
Therefore,
Bleed > EG

Yay truly the goat

mid roster but nice brooklyn99 reference

marved

https://web.archive.org/web/20210313191724/https://www.vlr.gg/player/1818/tex/

😹😹😹🦅🦅🦅

trash, id take fiziq over him any day

Source: my shaft

Google difference between ethnicity and nationality you dumb bronzilian

Lev import American duelist (Tex)
Fnatic import American coach (mce)
Kc import American duelist (n4rrate)
Brazil import American coach (frod)
Talon import American player/coach (b0i, frost)
Bleed import American duelist (yay)

Edit: forgot Governor to Assific as well

Truly the greatest nation on earth. The statistics don’t lie 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

i mean i myself am i fan of the european region, yet i agree wholeheartedly with his statement.

yay clears

2 pickles, half eaten bag of chips, and a burger king wrapper

NA had to send N4RRATE and yay to help the world be more competitive

truly the greatest nation on earth 🦅🦅🦅🦅

emea so finished they are back after getting retardiis

Ong🤝

if NA had orgs that werent ran by clout goblins that sold their soul to the devil, and had GMs like shitMEA (good GM decisions, unfortunately talentless region that cant capitalize on it) every international event would be a slaughter

regardless, NA will win Madrid and Shanghai

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

hes the best duelist in your region

N4rrate(demon2) gonna farm this shit region. Bookmark and Return when he diffs b0tke and shows him true freedom and liberty 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

ABX yay breach > t0nz breach

2020: SEN
2021: GMB
2022: OPTC
2023: EG

NA cant stop winning 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

good enough to farm assific. rahhhh🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

them frag movies got you delusional

good to know that everyone agrees roxi and sarah are fraudulent

If…

also saving strats, they have honestly no good reason to win the game

he said on stream he got a lot of offers on t2 rosters but wanted to stick to CC

finally

nah flashback is a beast too, he should go to geng

nah this made me laugh 🤣🤣

the issue being they didnt actually sign new talent though, other than oxy and jakee. idk if this is a hot take or not i just think if ur gonna go budget, at least keep MCE and sign players who are promising and deserve it rather than sticking them on a team with fossils like xeppaa immi vanity and wippie

the problem isnt that they are stupid its that they are a bit scummy

they sign a super team to show riot they are going all in for franchising, and then kick their two most expensive players and sign a tier 3 igl and college player, and then in the next season go full league minimum. as a viewer we are stuck watching a ascension roster take up a slot in americas when there are so many other players that we would rather see. still hope c9 guys do well this year tho

Ethan and nitr0 for cs

#1 Jett is a reach

This list is ass

I think they can upset teams but the question is will Choke9 actually be able to beat the allegations and qual to an international

Twice for racism

All of c9

Mid on mid crime but I agree shahz better

Jawg is nerfed on g2, he’s diffy on the flex

Ethan clears t0nz on yoru

Zellsis is the next saadhak

Wait till you find out sentinels won a trophy…

T0nz

Northwood university 19-5 Sentinels

https://x.com/bo_hoogland/status/1703504798434111631?s=46

https://x.com/joshnissan/status/1680083792634216448?s=46

Lol

It’s because NA is generous enough to give you the best player to finally allow Assific to win a trophy. You are welcome.

EG 26-0

No Mocking, No Party

leaf