union the perfect fit fr

he's CLOSE to finding a team

S+, S, A, B, C: everyone except 100T
D: 100T (asuna still retarded after 4 years in franchise and igl is naturE just ff)

Naw they gotta get pancada back on the roster cuz if he falls back to music we goin back to the favelas omm

everyone on platchat that's not sideshow (sliggy not included either) is genuinely word I can't say

yesterday i said t1 is the first team ever to import a t3 player in rossy. Today talon became the first team ever to import a t4 player in governor #unitedinrivalry #battlefor10th

they gotta be the first team ever to import a t3 player

jawg and boostio looked great on and upcoming t2 team but people thought it was too soon. you can make that argument for corey but stellar was on a t1 team (unlimited resources) that got progressively worse all year and got exposed the moment sean gares left the team

Loud and EG arguably weren't the best teams on the year but they were the best at those tournaments. ACE is the only fluke run. Would never win anything in literally any other meta.

I think the distinction of champs "counting more" than the other masters in terms of skill is stupid even thought I get it's supposed to build hype all the teams are trying their best at all of these. FNC 2023 > EG 2023 but EG champs 2023 > FNC champs 2023.

i know people like both these guys (strictly because they are good looking) but let's be honest is them getting spots on eg the most undeserved opportunity in the history of esports?

the only team with a mickey mouse champs run is acend

w/o fnatic last year emea had the worst performance of any region since the game's release. if fnatic is only good (rather than insane this year) it will be even worse.

need i say more

not hating but bro has had one of easiest lives every experienced in human history. i'm convinced he gets the sniffles and is bedridden for 12 hours

THE WOAT

mid and can't speak english

fat and bald

they plant the bomb and all peak so the round ends 20s before bomb would ever explode. this team will not win anything

johnqt is the only person on the roster above roomtemp iq (coaches included)

sagemommy doesn't even exist in the same realm as my glorious queen ploo

c9 and giving frauds money. name a better duo

if the game returns to pugging no one will be able to stop my goat from these levels of performances

time for t3 players to get a job imo

people say 'lmao at reading so much into an offseason match' but seriously how can the 5 names of the sen roster lose to the 5 names on MxS. The price tag of these people should dictate they have to be playing upside down and inverted to even come close to losing to even a top t2 team. Mark my words it will be another 8th place finish for FRAUD Moore's team

streets are saying new sen beats prime fnatic... thoughts?

india fighting

stellar too high

0. any random collection of 5 radiant players

the accursed timeline

played under sgares and his disciple (mikeshd) for 18 months and is mid at best. given his blessings coaching wise he'd probly be a mocking level player if he didnt get lucky with 100t

you don't need hrt to play gc (eg)

sen has the least pressure cuz they are all already rich. imagine grinding everyday when ur a millionaire, thats why they suck

maybe the worst player currently playing valorant at the pro level

this is the best recommendation yet. i just watched his jarso clips where he screams NIIIIICE and throws his head back into his chair like he just beat cancer with less social acumen than the best cs programmer i know

i am addicted to cringe and tough watches. is there anybody as good for cringe as schrodingerlee?

you're right. tex and dicey are great on reyna

playing only jett and chamber since release does something to ur brain where you're incapable of playing any utility agent at a decent level (case point, see: tex, dicey, yay, katarina, tarik, me, etc.)

IM GONNA SAY WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING. THIS FNS S0M DUO IS A LITTLE STRANGE. IM NOT SURE WHAT TYPE OF PENIS BONDAGE RITUAL THEY PERFORMED BUT I CAN'T TUNE INTO MORE THAN 8 SECONDS OF THEIR STREAMS WITHOUT "SAM COME WITH ME, STAY CLOSE SAM, IM HERE JAN". ALSO S0M HAD BY FAR HIS BEST YEAR EVER AND HE JUST MAKES HIMSELF A PACKAGE DEAL W THIS FNS GUY? MUST HAVE DA GOD DICK

would rather dasnerth igl for nrg than stellar

boutta put up skrossi numbers (.78 kd 138 acs worst player in all of franchising)

bro tried to sneak tex

4 tier 2 players and cNed (tier 3)

perhaps even prematurely

cned is most certainly not a side grade for sayf

bro stinks on anything other than jett/chamber

victor and tex are fraudulent and the world will soon come to know

Concerning!

Media not covering this....

you have to show some respect to retardiis coming into a new region and instantaneously blowing up the greatest roster there before leaving shortly after

with all due respect if i was him i would kill myself

LOCKED//IN. YOUR MENTAL STATE: RETARDED

holy fucking MID