c4rrotstix
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Registered: February 13, 2023
Last post: August 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Oh my god sen broke FrenchToast

posted 5 months ago

name + flair

posted 5 months ago

average zekken try to 1v9 moment

posted 5 months ago

30 min cooldown for a nothingburger is crazy

posted 5 months ago

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

posted 5 months ago

enz0 in the big 2025

posted 5 months ago

the counter is shoot her out of the fucking sky, she doesnt have the same util jett has to get herself in safely with the cloudburst. just wait out the dash, or bait it out then her value is immensely down

posted 5 months ago

XSET below FPX CN?

posted 5 months ago

CABOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEE

posted 5 months ago

swvyboi swapped flag trust

posted 5 months ago

nv back in val would be peak

posted 5 months ago

Oh god swap the flair ur cursed please put on edg flair tyvm

posted 5 months ago

CHICHOO is currently 1.46 rating and a fucking demon smurfing on everyone at this event. He also happens to have the a higher rating than Yay at Champs 2022 (his best event statistically), with a higher acs and kda on VYSE. NOT on chamber, the demon awp character that takes gunfights as a character, but as LITERALLY A HARD SENTINEL. If he keeps this up, can we finally dethrone yay as the best international performance of all time? He currently has half of yay's rounds, so there is a chance he might not be able to keep this up, but...

https://imgur.com/a/ScCH8UN

stats for reference

posted 5 months ago

unc (im turning 19 in 16 days)

posted 5 months ago

hello 100 dollar pls

posted 5 months ago

name + flairless

posted 5 months ago

"we should have single elim games because it makes people care more!!!!!!"

no ur just a dumbass who doesn't understand that valorant is a game where a team can win on any given day and is about adaptation, and otherwise we get people calling trophies "fraudulent" and teams who weren't the best team winning events because they were better on one random day or had one comp they had never shown before

posted 5 months ago

unc xdd

posted 5 months ago

ange1 got merc'd one tournament for having snus iirc, so I would assume there is some sort of tobacco test at least or maybe you just can't use it before the match

either way, drug enhancement isn't really all that good because there's no physical attribute that needs to be improved, and caffeine is fully legal

posted 5 months ago

checked flag and flair and ya almost got me

6/8 wp

posted 5 months ago

funniest shit ive read all day

posted 5 months ago

xset !!!!!

posted 5 months ago

someone's going to say f0rsaken too high but foxy on here over anyone like chichoo or someone is disgusting

posted 5 months ago
  1. W drawing holy goat
  2. N4rrate mental showing in a drawing is CRAZYY
posted 5 months ago
  • demon1 was champs mvp lets be so fr
  • 8 team format means jackshit when 4 of the 12 teams are piss poor anyways, if not more
  • won a region title joining a top 8 champs team into an americas region that looks the worst ever parity wise in the franchising era
  • beat sen when they were on the worst form of the year in 24, never played tenz when sen was actually good

Jawg is good, but let's not try to use bullshit points to have to prove why he's the goat rn. Let him prove it with winning this year

posted 5 months ago

If you want max viewers you need a korean team not prx, japan would be cool but i think some korean team + prx is best for views from apac

posted 5 months ago

oh my god

rare henbaby W??

odds are lower than pulling a shiny raquaza in emerald

posted 5 months ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

the ONLY reason this team is even AFLOAT is because Zellsis is keeping everyone's mentals from collapsing in on themselves, and Zekken is getting fucked because of his team not fucking helping him at all

this is genuinely the most 0 thought post ever, 8/8 bait very believable

posted 5 months ago

-> ghost gaming was highkey good in 2022ish era, just didn't have the firepower to put up with the other teams
-> inherits a burning down sen 2023, makes them look pretty good but they get outclassed by real teams with no time and no cohesion of a team
-> brings in johnqt, gets zellsis to a team desperately needing whimsy, and ends up bringing the team to look like the best in the world before the 2024 szn
-> return of tenz, zekken fully enabled, wins masters as a coach
-> team has no time to do anything and it shows, but they end up making champs
-> prove worth as coach by getting demolished against geng, but in a short time period redo themselves to look good and then beat geng in the rematch, and run all the way till 4th place, where they were just getting outaimed as a team, even though the strats were getting them into winnable rounds
-> 2025 loses the 2nd best initiator of all time (dont care talk to a fucking wall if you disagree), and the hard carry of the team that was being enabled and was an integral part of the system
-> offseason clearly doesn't look good, but it seems more of an entire team thing than just one person
-> comes to into kickoff looking okay.... but winning off of plays than strats which looks like a team ineptitude rather than kaplan not having good ideas
-> plays g2 and gets shit on
-> beats mibr with not a lot of time, and completely shit stomps g2 on their own maps, which shows how insane their anti was considering how little time they had to prep
-> goes to masters and team looks fully out of it... no hard fragging duo system anymore, so everyone else has to pick up fragging slack which they can't do, team plays WAYYY too passively and not coordinated at all, completely falls apart due to mental issues.

Kaplan is a very good coach who is clearly deserving a spot on Sen, it just seems that this team's mental and passiveness and lack of one of the best smokes fraggers of last year and the 2nd best init of all time in their comms made their internals seem horrible.

posted 5 months ago

T1 FIGHTINGGGGGGGG
EDG
VIT
G2

posted 5 months ago

XSET 2022 Champions: 2 series lost, 1 heart won <3

posted 5 months ago

hey dont diss my bois :(

but yeah copenhagen was not fun

posted 5 months ago

Tejo missiles + kayo flash + sova/tejo drone + fade ult maybe

posted 5 months ago

Crazy how the best senti/viper player of all time who got jailed last year is magically insane again after his team is competent and doesnt have qck as a duelist πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 5 months ago

SEN -> zekken gets another trophy <3

posted 5 months ago

moi pls

posted 5 months ago

"farm" and its just having good takes πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

posted 5 months ago

Expecting disappointment has worked great for me

When they win you are elated as fuck when they lose you are like yeah but they werent expected to win anyways

posted 5 months ago

I dont watch soccer/football but aint he the guy that messi shafted at the world cup

posted 5 months ago

I don't understand why EU doesn't get most tourneys still, it is the best solution for timezones for everyone

posted 5 months ago

only one dephh mention the world is healing β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

posted 5 months ago

the times are bad comparatively to EU/NA events for NA viewers, but I think the main reason people complain so much is bc this has happened for 3 internationals in a row now, with Shanghai, Seoul, and Bangkok now. Would like to see next year be a bit more Euro and Americas centric for locations to balance it out, or just make it so EU, Amer, and APAC all have 1 event per year and timezones become much fairer for all viewers

posted 5 months ago
  1. Masters Toronto is going to be horseshit for everyone living in APAC, you can deal with a tourney with bad times one more time before the next 2 are perfect for Americas
  2. Unless you live in Central or the one thats not EST or PST, the times are completely fine, just wake up an hour earlier than you normally do to catch the 8am games on EST, or go to sleep a bit later for PST for the 1 am games. Not every tourney can be catered to you, and if you REALLY want to watch the matches, I got up at 5 am for every single Sen match in Champs, it's genuinely not that hard, just requires a bit of willpower.
  3. If you really have such a problem with getting up, just don't go onto the internet and just find a VOD that you want to watch from your fav costreamer and watch it when you get up. It is genuinely not that hard to avoid spoilers if you try to.
posted 5 months ago

autumn is the only reason why this team can't play PLEASE DROP HIS BUM ASS I BEG T1

posted 5 months ago

i remember you was conflicted

posted 5 months ago

thank you uwukitten for the reliable information as always

thats so fucked up i cant believe verno did this i hope he gets arrested for assault because fns must be protected

how would you fix heretics

posted 5 months ago

is the whole verno punched fns thing real?
fisherman vlr always drops insane amounts of bait but surely an 18 yr old VALORANT rookie in his first time in tier 1 didn't punch one of NA's most storied IGLs, right...

posted 5 months ago

been using the huntsman mini
i love the 60% keyboard bc i can rotate it vertically which feels much nicer to me, so if that's the case for you as well, I would reccomend the huntsman mini

a slight warning though, it does take some time to get used to the arrow keys being bound to fn and then ijkl, so if you're looking for a keyboard that's useful to work with too and you need immediate results, it does have a muscle memory time to learn

posted 5 months ago
  1. carlos

  2. anyone else who gives a fuck

fuck carlos i hope he rots away in irrelevance for ruining my goats chances to be on a 2023 roster together
once they dropped dephh they would have been so good ;-;

posted 5 months ago
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