burritx
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Registered: February 13, 2022
Last post: August 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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br mob = alitwhonus

posted about 2 years ago

First, distract target.

Then, block his blind jab.

Counter with cross to left cheek.

Discombobulate.

Dazed, he’ll attempt wild haymaker.

Employ elbow block.

And body shot.

Block feral left.

Weaken right jaw.

Now fracture.

Break cracked ribs.

Traumatize solar plexus.

Dislocate jaw entirely.

Heel kick to diaphragm.

In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging.

Physical recovery: six weeks.

Full psychological recovery: six months.

Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.

posted about 2 years ago

So does every 6th man compared to lev bruh, no one is gonna swap players constantly like leviatán, what's your point here?

posted about 2 years ago

when yay isn't playing chamber ofc

posted about 2 years ago

no fns no win

posted about 2 years ago

Why does no one believe C9's roster is overrated?
Literally yay and friends

posted about 2 years ago

Pegou a skin?

posted about 2 years ago

Manda qr code do pix ai q eu pago

posted about 2 years ago

Man can't check homepage

posted about 2 years ago

What's next, xand and axeddy also not gonna play because of visa issues? Smh, fokus already gonna get grouped because no purp0, now liquid can lose an easy match because 2 stand ins

posted about 2 years ago

Noyn

posted about 2 years ago

If you didn't say EU and Cned I would had thought you were talking about mwzera

posted about 2 years ago

Gonna have to agree with andrew here
Qck? Bezn? You can't tell me these 2 weren't random ass names you threw there

posted about 2 years ago

X surely gets into a franchising team hes a good player

Wake up to reality

posted about 2 years ago

Common nutab1e always doxxing people

posted about 2 years ago

Don't trust him, he bailed out on lcq because mwzera was out of the tourney smh smh

posted about 2 years ago

Falo nd pra esse homem

posted about 2 years ago

Amazing how all your fans vanish once enigma adds alt detection

posted about 2 years ago

Friendly reminder this is the same guy who uses italian flag because he doesn't want to be associated with Brazilian users KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted about 2 years ago

@Trembolonarage anda bora, fiquei te esperando igual um pateta no last chance e tu n foi pq o mw foi eliminado, sua chance ai

posted about 2 years ago

profissional em falar merda

posted about 2 years ago

based

posted about 2 years ago

sorry enigma said he would ban me if I added you to it

posted about 2 years ago

Number : number1_MIBR_hater
A - archetype/andrewdamf
B - BBL_Wtcn
C - Chovymaker
D -DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN/Dr_DoofenshmirtZ
E - ?
F - FlyingDoggoWoweeClap
G - Giannero
H - HaSanity/hiyo/hanafuji
I - issax28
J - jblancard/jimjam789
K - kbkdark
L - Liannero
M - Mca
N - Netero/nutab1e/Noyn
O - ?
P - PrTsty
Q - ?
R - Rainyy
S - Spookmeister
T - trembolonaRage/TS_ChedZ
U - ?
V - valulrantefanboy
W - WinterZ
X - xLeo
Y - ?
Z - ?

posted about 2 years ago

Pretty sure both are banned

posted about 2 years ago

Thank you for the referral

posted about 2 years ago

Mortadelo I play regularly on NA servers and latam players regularly play on BR servers, I have literally experienced both sides of ping and I can safely assure you that it is literally impossible for the players to have been teleporting at any point in the match (I'm talking from NAVI's pov), valorant's net code simply does not allow that, all "teleporting" would be purely client side for the parla players and not visible to anyone on the server

posted about 2 years ago

KRÜ

posted about 2 years ago

Subreezy owns you lil bro

posted about 2 years ago

Get them good internet and they could had beaten navi

posted about 2 years ago

Bob didn't even play wdym

posted about 2 years ago

Wake up honey it's time for another "X content creator could go pro" thread

posted about 2 years ago

Cry is free

posted about 2 years ago

pagar 50 conto kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk tem q ser mto ruim pra comprar conta ao inves de só fazer uma smurf e upar ganhando 30 ponto por causa do mmr todo quebrado

posted about 2 years ago

Wdym, that's literally how I improved in cs
I was hardstuck on silver, kept watching global players play and sometimes 1v1 them, same logic can and should be applied to Valorant

posted about 2 years ago

They're high for a reason ffs

posted about 2 years ago

Is this the same guy who went all in on boom at champions?

posted about 2 years ago

Bob + keenc = sentinels Reykjavik

posted about 2 years ago

porpousely

posted about 2 years ago

Shoraste?

posted about 2 years ago

Leviatán*
+Ratio

posted about 2 years ago

Face it dude
You'll never be as good as Noyn
And you'll never be as bad as Trembolona

You're the most average baiter on this website, if you decided to stop posting no one would even bother lol

posted about 2 years ago

I can always count on you

posted about 2 years ago

Look at him go, he joined Red Canids because he felt bad for the team, he knew the team wouldn't win anything, so he joined them to carry everyone towards victory, he is by far the kindest player in the entirety of Brazil, and look how he is getting treated...

Please Loud, save Teddy by signing him as 6th, the goat of valorant doesn't deserve this

posted about 2 years ago

É os player da bomb crypto menos o vitrix, os caras ficaram a 1 game de ir pro vct, obviamente iriam ter levado um pau da Loud mas pelo menos teriam ido no access series

posted about 2 years ago

Vale ressaltar que a Gamelanders quase não foi pro 1° masters por causa de time fake

posted about 2 years ago

Common alitmanus L

posted about 2 years ago

Ta falando sozinho rei?

posted about 2 years ago

Vikings ja saiu do valorant, tag não é deles, agr é da Vivo Keyd Stars

posted about 2 years ago
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