ur clip after subbing to nats 😐

it's 100k minutes not hours 💀

keep glazin clown9

no wonder 1243 listens to t0yl0r sw0ft

https://imgur.com/EUJXTne

if i speak

let 0x0 stay in contract jail

bro upvoted himself shameless

meiy for japan

downvote simulator 😭

immi's best achievement is going to master reykjavik with v1 which was in 2021 and he's still a tier 1 coach in 2025

the mid team had mr. nepo coach immi and 0xy

o7

reported for sexual harassment

this is probably the worst vlr username

full bums

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

we misunderstood x0ppa 😢

he will get knifed again

whatever makes u happy

show me kangkang's 2 int. trophies

leo clears

it was just a tweet chill

backshot from jamal

site would be dead 💀💀💀

instead of gambling you can give me money instead

damn i would have so much money 🤑

valorant ai bot

pls go back to ur old username this name's so ass

💀💀💀

device drops 50

bro can't accept the fact that metal clears

emperor clears

he didn't leave he was kicked

nrg bribed samsung

nepo coach

wait why martial law all of a sudden?

x0ppa

Okobotro 🗿

wake up babe new vlr lore just dropped

n1cf sounds like what an elf would have for its name 🤢

i'm planning to buy one which one is better between those two?

nah wtf 💀

i'm stealing this

just like ur parents laugh at you 😹😹😹

bigger question how did rito approve this???

they should promote m80 and relegate clown9

if you're reading this fuck u x0ppa leave clown9

Clown9 🤡

true fuck x0ppa

m80 would be so much better instead of clown9