season 1

let me give you head ill make it happen

I think it was both tbh

Title

Yeah he did in a viper’s pit on breeze with the champs vandal in p sure

Now you’ve resorted to just lying lmfaoo or you just completely overwrote your memory and lied to yourself

Doesn’t matter when it is, if it matters C9 will lose

Lmfaooo literally every analyst coach and player knew it was a money problem it’s so blatantly obvious it was even joked about by yay 💀💀

Literally no one bought that I’m surprised you believed it

NRG didnt even have a chance to make LAN playoffs 💀💀

I can tell you watched the game against 100T and thought he played like that all year lil bro

Rule 13 of VLR: never take d0rt seriously

U def only watched one EG game this year

Trembo will say “he won’t be doing cock growing exercises on duelist day to day so my meatriding won’t be as fun :(“

What exactly did you say bruh

Vro lives in LA for sure

Zander didn’t choke either time. Choke is when you have the advantage but throw it away. M80 came into both ascension finals expected to lose

Nah big cock Johnson’s util would get him in over neT plus he’s proven more than net on XSET

Net would be the last player on M80 to get a franchise spot tbh

Good for NA bad for Americas, having 4 Brazilian teams is not good especially with the state of Brazil tier 2.

Feel like the perfect balance would be 6 NA 3 BR 3 SA

Vandal would be fire but it’s lowkey just an araxy’s reskin

Ghost is heat though

Yeah this is smart because with Derke this would be another masterclass superteam… and we saw what happened with a super team this year…

XLG 3-2 RA
2G 3-1 M80

He’s inconsistent for sure, everyone hypes him up and he only lives up to it like one map every couple weeks

I get off work and M80 reverse swept AK after Dante shit in their mouth 13-3 13-4…… how tf

They need an extremely high level igl or they’re just gonna be disappointed

Lmaooo

Ermmmmm

Last time I checked Red Bull didn’t start the season kickoff did

We got 4 months until the season starts lil bro have some confidence

Not good for Americas at all holy

Same he was chill

Prolly out here lurking on an alt account somewhere tho

He’s not on NRG bruh you don’t need to glaze him anymore

Also performed verses obito in the 4GNW

https://www.vlr.gg/387974/if-an-americas-team-wins-today

Lmao this dude actually didn’t post since an amer team won

Ermm you said they revenge 2-0 2g in the next game though so uhhh you trippin blud

Bang can just play full controller

Narrate and zellsis can easily pick up tenz’s kayo or gekko on other maps

NRG imo

GLRS still woudlve had to play one more map, NRG choked away the series win

Will lose to AK 3-0

I mean they won Madrid and got top 4 in champs his omen was insane and I guarantee you he wanted to play flex at the beginning of the year

Can’t blame him

Yeah I said they won in the end so it wasn’t a full fluke but their champs trophy will always have an asterisk because of the first game

I would be tilted as fuck if I was vivo keyd after the Acend game

I’m saying yeah Acend beat all the good teams in the end but still that first game that started everything was extremely fraudulent

They won in the end but they got 7 free rounds in their first match like cmon bruh

Was not expecting this, o7 to the face of val

I don’t remember these rumors, but you said “early 2024” anyway

They didn’t pick up s0m and FNS you mean demon1 and Ethan?

Omen is viable on Pearl, astra can’t really be a solo controller if teams wanna go in that direction next year

Reins

MIBR FUR KRU get your pockets ready. Even LEV KRU EG and whoever wins ascension could use him too

he can't even look at the animal