bro what

he's bones bro wym who's bones

My son is running around the house without pants saying "Who Came". I came over to his computer and your sub sound is completely inappropriate. I have the strong urge to disown my son now. Unbelievable. As a parent you disappoint me

this is the anti-simp squad please clear the area!! 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓💨💨💨💨💨we have you surrounded!!!🚨🚨 🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚨🚨please come out hands and pp in the air or we will use force!!!🔫🔫👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

u're already indian fakeflagger on your alt anyway 🗿

your leader isn't even here 🗿 y'all ride out for plebs now? 🗿

"accusations" nt alliance your best try to date

both of you shut up ( you know im jk yessirskiiii my king <3 <3)

whadidhesayididntsee

don't interact with them i repeat do NOT

bro got diffed by boaster on both maps damn

aiit time to disband it was a good run (it wasn't)

control cause your sens is pretty fast methinks

you want to play a character so fucking bad 💀

found this but the stats are fucking bugged, most kills in regulation ever, has to be ~3R
https://www.vlr.gg/175211/saw-vs-gtz-esports-challengers-league-portugal-tempest-split-1-gf/?game=120201&tab=overview

i was looking all through his career for it but ig he's talking abt the map he just played lol
https://www.vlr.gg/186203/mad-science-vs-dmg-knights-monthly-gauntlet-2023-march-ro32

that map was a good fucking map idc

bro is farming sinatraa dickriders

the game that reoriented shank's career o7

what the fuck LMAO a 3.00 has to exist then

i think these are both the highest and lowest ratings ever recorded (2.22-0.03) bro could NOT kill noia for his life

not even 1k peak lol scrub

KING VINNY
bjor
mocking
yung calculator
tdawg

this team will save your dying region.

i dont think he does

old man couldn't lay off the alcohol

Ardiis stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta players like Cned or Nukkye or Sayf. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Stax. The seeded bread buns? It was Stax’s cheeks as he squatted on Ardiis’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Stax’s knife. The mayo? You know what it is.

Overheard in FPX locker room after Map 1: “He got me,” Ange1 said of Stax Skye plays over him. "That f***ing korean boomed me." Ange1 added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Ange1 then said he wanted to add Stax to the list of players he works out with this summer.

is this bait or can i start believing now

UPDATE: that shit was bait.

little did we know he was waving him out of not just the tournament but tier1

mf actually completed it i thought he abandoned the project lol

yet another displaced chamber player

mfs will rather shoot themselves in the face than give this take the light of day

there are no statistics to support this statement my king you are talking out of your ass

ahh saw swerl tweet "the odds were stacked against us" and was kinda wondering what that was about

i will forgive you for this performance swerl my king

would make sense

Developer(already doing that, always rapidly oscillating between hating my existence and being the greatest person to fuck around with 0's and 1's)

Engineer (depends which fields, biomed engineering/ mechatronics>>>>)

doctor(prefer more theoretical medical fields to practical ones but might be fun)

Lawyer (life might be easier cause i know the law n shit)

consultant (boring idk, also depends)

banker (i would rather shoot myself with a gun in real life in a video game (ingame) )

its literally minecraft are u dumb

mada was p good too. considered best raze NA at one point

this team is so depressing to watch....wasn't mada supposed to be like next up? his raze used to be one of the best in NA. bdog slowed down as well.....gg i guess.

this is a half year old thread brotha

LMAO i fucking feel that. all g tho. Regain time

i got good at math when i got out of high school lol. all of my teachers were fucking ass so i had to time out to relearn most concepts. i believe if u're really good at a subject tho u just need to apply that recipe to others and you'll be fine. math just requires extra practice n shit

dont sell yourself short gamr! everyone's a genius in their own way!

he's "new talent" to this tier of valorant. same way i'd consider former SG something "new talent"

well damn are the SATs that easy or are both of you just smart smart (tbf i expect half the ppl on here to be smart y'all are nerds anyways)

what do these mean

vlr gettting botted kek

maybe you should remain banned

why tf does everyone not just do this lol i've always wondered. mfs will download 700 extensions when u could literally just switch browsers

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