damn

you know its over when fucking nagzet starts shootin

we actually need Gordon Ramsey to keep these kids from overcooking

Ludilue also puts mad hours in, i'd say he's the best harbour itw but that's just imo idk ngl

AXEDDY MY KING IS CLEARING

axeddy clears asspass stay mad

nah TRUST now. trust.

nah i actually was not familiar with his game i will take my L

NAH I TAKE IT BACK THAT BOY'S THE GOAT

kru 2-0 lil bro

HOLY FUCKING FUCK tell me someone made BANK from this

damn we eating ass??

o7 at least i tried

i live on mars sorry

also don't touch the "homework" file pls thx

damb

is it down or have i been hacked

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the only place that man needs to go is the bench

aw hell nah

this is literally what an incel is not.....can we stop throwing around words that we don't understand

if i see ONE MORE POTTER THREAD WALLAHI

AXEDDY DISASTERCLASS INCOMING

the simulation is glitching

pls don't let this turn to one of those threads lol. OP's wafflin.

that's gotta be racist

parentheses providing much needed context there obv

This girl

my sister in christ she is 36 years old

steve arhancet clears this fraud

he's always on the road respect the hustle

when exactly will this happen

-Rob Moore +Leena Xu

Qwertyy gives them constant 24/7 t(i)p-notch under the desk service it's impossible to fail really

BBL Queens is just such an unserious name i'm sorry 💀

-potter +Nicole LaPointe Jameson

correct!

TenZedZombie but they're actually zombies

ye didn't really know where to place them tbh. mfs like brim just place smokes down every round and either go in with duelist or lurk, while astra/harbor are on another lvl of complexity entirely. same with inis as well. There are some wildcard agents you can't properly categorize

i did have them switched before but initiators do way more work than sentis so i switched them back

Good ones put up a 1.0 rating and call it a day

brim's fat juicy succulent cheeks were just too much couldn't resist sorry

1. Flex players (jack of all trades, master of some. They play everything. They're ass, but they play everything. Good ones put up a 1.0 rating and call it a day.)

2. Controllers (Team whore. Walking disposable util. ppl who play them and put up decent K/Ds are gods in their own right.)

3. Initiators (second contact. Good engagement util, then wat. Sit on your ass and wait to die. Really good ones take 1 with them. Aimgods take 2.)

4. Sentinels (one man army on site, but lurks = free kills. players must complete a computational geometry course before employment.)

5. Duelists (braindead W key high sens imps . really good ones press the S key sometimes. Entire team sets them up. If they dont get 4 first 2 rounds, they must be converted to xhair displacement for the rest of the game. )

Pls keep these in mind before rating your next player.

you killed the joke even more i agree

why did anyone think this was funny. only liked it cause sean gares is daddy

n0thing?

been losing money ever since they bought devve

now i'm inclined to believe 😳

is the source your left or right ass cheek i wanna know

Agent Smith will see you now.

spending 2 years as head coach of a team and have minimal say in who gets picked up is unheard of, or at least should be. Ik she probably has no say in the amt of ppl that get picked up/quality of players for the most part, as that presently seems to be EG's working policy regarding signings, which is why the bulk of this is directed at EG management, but this team as a whole is kinda disappointing for how long she's been working with them.

It is a coach's job to spot and nurture potential, and so far she's been kinda lacking in that part. Dealt a bad hand from a shit dealer sure, but she's hasn't been that good a player either.

it's really obv that the root of EG's problems are really high up, but Potter and Vorborg(this is their cs team's coach btw) kinda deserve some of the heat they're getting. Kinda.

EDIT: some, potter's is blown out of proportion cause women in the industry get the tenz treatment. Do good = overwhelming/unwarranted praise, Do bad = overwhelming/unwarranted criticism.

you'd think at some point they'd just switch it up after disappointing results in every scene they'd tried it in but no everyone at EG is the literal description of insane apparently