100hp, 50 shield. like something will have this entire tournement run.
not a single wallbang will hit him, not a single util will do damage to him. not a single gunfight lose.
perfect valorant is about to be played, get ready.
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100hp, 50 shield. like something will have this entire tournement run.
not a single wallbang will hit him, not a single util will do damage to him. not a single gunfight lose.
perfect valorant is about to be played, get ready.
literally your fav team's coach disagree with you
kd and rating means nothing if its for only 2 games zzz
fruadlist:
rAts (only won a major because people were too dumb to check for his lurks. now he constantly die while trying to recrate something that worked 2 years ago)
botgar(has 23 first deaths as omen in one series, idk how it is even possible. igling also sucks but its a given cuz shitmea doesnt have any good igls)
botcast(br*t, do i need to say more? biggest bot on the team and thats impressive considering rAts and botgar)
fruadmpii(super incosistent, was the reason liquid was so shaky last year. shouldve quitted to csgo like he wanted to.)
sayf (not really a fruad, but only a fruad for not going to fnatic instead, there is no saving lulquid.)
all together would probably lose to #5 seed on pacific
everything trembo hates turns to gold
keznit shitted on every team in LCQ
mwzera bombed out after one lcq game
what happened to george hair lmaoooo
no, i dont do horny fanfic
im just writing the champs script
yea
should be a good game, DRX has set shit at the start of every tournement and LOUD has 0 pressure, i think they gonna do well
idc about the toilet bowl
LOUD 2-1 DRX
PRX X FNC
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coach mini gathers all FNC players in their hotel room and start giving a motivation speech to them
"This is not just any tournament; it's the culmination of our sweat, tears, and relentless dedication. We've pushed ourselves to the limit, sacrificed more than anyone can imagine, all for this moment. We've stared down adversity and twisted fate to our advantage, proving our strength in the face of challenges, we have done all we could.
Denying somthing's visa to tokyo was not just a tactical move, it was a declaration of our unwavering commitment. We reshaped destinies to carve our path to victory, and we've shown the world that we're willing to do whatever it takes, causing PRX to go back and forth with their playstyle and roles and weakining them.
We've infiltrated the ranks of our opponents, strategically placing our EMEA sleeper agents within their strongest teams. It wasn't just about playing a game; it was about outsmarting our adversaries, disrupting their harmony, and sowing the seeds of doubt. (SEN, NRG, C9) causing 2 of them to bomb out.
qpert was activated after playoffs, demanding to replace runi and causing team issues.
ardiis was told to play a fantastic raze in scrims and troll the first 4 league matches, but was later caught on by FNS and Chet
dephh had a complete masterclass by tearing down the SEN roster, he was our best agent by far.
after lock in, I knew it was not enough as loud almost reverse sweep us before i used the "boaster go cry" card
I have contacted quotations mark's gf, pretended to be a doctor and told her to spend as much time with him as possible since he doesn't have much time left.
We have only one thing to do, boaster... GO CALL SOMETHING"
"dont u think we have gone too far? we are ruining carrers and lives... we can win without cheating..." boaster said
"NO WE CANT, WE TRIED FOR 2 YEARS. SO MUCH ROSTERS. SO MANY PLAYERS. YOU ALWAYS FUCKING CHOKE. AND I CANT FUCKING KICK YOU BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE U BEING CRINGE ON TIKTOK" mini responded
"why are u always so weak boaster?" leo raged
"okay... im ringing rn..."
boaster rings to something
"hello bylat" something answers
As Boaster dialed the phone, his trembling hand a testament to the gravity of the moment, a single tear escaped his eye. The connection was made, and his voice wavered as he delivered the message. "Hello, this is Hannah from US visa embassy… recently you got your work visa to the states but unfortunately there is been a mistake, your visa has been canceled." The room fell silent, every breath held, every heart racing.
little did they know, f0rsaken wanted to say hey to his friend boaster, so he was standing by the door THE WHOLE TIME, HEARING EVERY SINGLE THING THEY SAID
F0rsaken's entrance shattered the silence, his anguished cry piercing the air. "BOASTER??? IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME?????" The revelation hung heavy, like a storm cloud threatening to engulf them all.
Boaster's voice was strained, his words filled with both sorrow and resolve. "I AM SORRY JASON, I WAS FORCED TO." The weight of his confession echoed through the room, spreading like ripples on water.
this new information travels across PRX's hivemind and within seconds the entire hotel hears something yelling "BBBBYYYLLAATTTTTTTT" as he kicks his phone to the ground.
f0rsaken leaves the room crying as he goes to support his teammate ilya
F0rsaken's departure was accompanied by a chorus of whispers, empathy and sympathy intertwining as the players shared glances. Chronicle's voice broke the hushed tension, his tone heavy with uncertainty. "WHAT DO WE DO NOW? WE ARE FUCKED."
"dont worry, i wouldnt be the coach with the most flukes if i didnt have a PLAN B." mini responded
mini goes around the hotel, hanging "FREE ECO FRAGS" posters that leads into an empty room.
as derke goes to see his team liquid friends, he sees the poster and runs into the room.
MINI LOCKS THE ROOM AND START DOING AN EVIL LAUGH
an hour later, a tweet gets posted by the offical fnatic twitter
"due to covid issues, derke cannot compete in champions. sayf will be the replacement and TL will play with kamyk instead."
unfortunately for mini, his plan B didn't succeeded. something activated his raging aimbot and dropped 50 every map. PRX won without dropping a single round. aleck desk's remained undamaged and jinggg got his legacy before he left to the military
writer: Sam "s0m" Oh, 5000000 upfrags and i drop the wattpad
Riot confirmed LOCK-IN was a mickey mouse showcase tourney
i agree
something doenst get talked about
lets talk about how much he is the greatest player to ever touch an fps and will put lulquid to bed if they somehow pass groups
damn he is a DJ? at least he has a back up plan cuz clearly the team liquid shit not gonna go well
who do u got winning, liquid or navi?
first game losers are just the watchers
LOUD 2-1
big W besides y*nsu and p@n$y :/
beating shitvi isnt the greatest vct run in history
explain this in spy x family terms
bro said lock//in LMAOOOOOOOO
not gonna do boring ones that everyone knows not gonna be around here (dephh, newzera, jinggg sadly)
1.b0tster (after failing champs, fnatic gonna realize he is the weak link and even with 4 good players they still need an actual igl)
2.bottsi (maybe hot take cuz hes kinda like tenz but bad, tenz goated and has clout, bottsi only has clout)
3.runi/jake (rip tier 3 bozos)
left him as soon as SEN didnt renew his contract so he had less clout🔥🔥🔥🔥
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