any mice that won't completely wreck what little money I have

(context I currently have a rival 3 wireless, tried the g305 but didn't like it)

Brotha

I said that your guys' strat stagnation was the only thing that held you back from Madrid

SO WHY ARE YOU RUNNING THE SAME SHIT THAT GOT YOU WRECKED BY KC IN THE KICKOFF? YOUR LOTUS META ISN'T META ANYMORE

YOU HAD THREE WEEKS, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT FFS

DERKE LEAKED GEKKO YORU COMPS THE START OF THE YEAR, FUCKING USE THAT OR SOMETHING

DON'T MAKE ME TREAT YOUR ASSES LIKE I TREAT BLEED

No fucking way they had 3 weeks to prepare and Fnatic HAS NOT CHANGED A SINGLE THING

i apologize i'm just so used to calling it the arcade phantom

w list

incorrect list doesn't include arcade phantom

Art in timeout: "Guys buy Odin"

SG wins Ascension

Apparently Art is going to coach Sengoku Gaming for Split 2.

Thoughts?

ascent

idc if b main odin spam is free kills that map needs to go

i just bought the oni

blud is not inspiring anyone 💀

ykw i was using ssnakey this entire time but I kinda fw sscurvy ngl

bro thinks the rebrand is gonna help him out of the fact he's been unemployed since 2022 100T 😭

the enemy jett in my ranked games duoed with the smurf

Bleed fans making shit up to justify kicking out their IGL and their best performing player

they will go winless this season ong

Only acceptable roster idea is bringing back Crazyguy

i just experienced what it feels like to get lectured with a valorant accent and now i feel like offing myself (joke)

Since Sen doesn’t have their igl rn and LOUD only has their IGL…

SEN Saadhak

This is exactly what’s going on

didn't think smoggy played raze i thought he played secondary init

CN (serious): KK, FengF, autumn (would've said whzy but considering you had n4rrate in eu i assume you count imports)

nahnahnah drx gets their revenge on y0y for champs 2022

EMEA- Karmine Corp
PACIFIC- Anything but Bleed
CHINA- Trace Esports

Ssnakey

yeah that title's going to Bleed

After doing negative cooking and going 2-5 in the VCJ Regular Season, SCARZ removed their players Only1 and Tempura, their analyst moss retired and Allen transferred to BC SWELL

Thoughts?

I am in organic chem in college and I do not see shit like this

I had to look up what fugacity is

@Kirya come here and defend your goat

yeah you're right about being delusional with that Pacific prediction

bro choked a series that literally could not be any more 50/50 and ur ass is threatening him with unemployment

TBF the Chinese scene isn't developed enough to where franchised teams can have meaningful scrims against competent T2 teams

I'm not sure how common it is for these teams to scrim against Japanese or Korean T2 teams because that's the next best option really

Give me 30 bucks worth of Valorant points

Around 2 years ago my uncle had a stroke and I saw someone on life support for the first time

Shit broke me for a week

"Trans Person Awareness Month? You mean Easter?"

Lmao disrespecting an entire religion over a snarky comment is NOT a proportional response

i had no idea what this post was saying initially but i think xipto clears

800 * .208

I originally used this sens for my G305 but after fixing my Rival 3 Wireless, I found it works on that mouse as well

Bleed is a top 5 Pacific Team (after March 7th)

I was the only one in my family to pass the test on the first try so here are some things that helped me

1. Your mirrors should be adjusted just to the point where you can no longer see the car's exterior. Your seat should be adjusted so your wrists touch the wheel.
2. For yellow lights, unless you're already in the middle of the intersection, treat them like red lights. Do NOT try and beat it. However, try your best to stop softly, since I heard proctors take away points for sudden braking.
3. Whatever other people tell you about going Xmph over the limit without getting pulled over, disregard that. Treat the proctor like a cop about to give you a speeding ticket.
4. For 4-way intersections, stop at the stop sign, move up just a little bit, and then go when it's clear.
5. When switching lanes, move your head in a way that makes it clear that you checked your rear-view mirror, your side mirror, and your blind spot if you're moving left
6. Make sure you have parallel parking down. If you have to look it up on YouTube 5 minutes before the test like I did, do it. This will be the hardest part of the test.
7. When you back out from a corner, treat it like the back window is the front; you then turn your steering wheel in the direction you want to go (I ended up hitting a curb when I did my test, some states may take marks off for that, others would straight up fail you, so be careful)
8. In the parking lot, move up so the front of the car meets the start of the spot you want to park in, and then turn.

Generally, don't do anything stupid and you'll be fine.

So with VCJ Split 1 coming to an end in the closest series I've seen, I'd like to give some of my predictions for Split 2 and how the Split 1 teams would perform

Current Ascension Favorite
FENNEL (Noteworthy players: SyouTa, Xdll, GON)

Ascension Contenders
REJECT (Noteworthy players: Akame and BRIAN)
Sengoku Gaming (Noteworthy players: JinboongE and Gwangboong)

Playoff Contenders, could do some upsets
NORTHEPTION (Noteworthy players: Wolverine and Esperanza)

Will make it out of Advance Stage into Split 2, could make playoffs
VARREL (Noteworthy players: xnfri)

Will probably get kicked out of Advance Stage
MURASH Gaming (Noteworthy players: Absol)
SCARZ (Noteworthy players: Yoshiii)
IGZIST (Noteworthy players: kobra)

Non-Split 1 teams that could likely make Split 2 through Advance Stage
Crest Gaming Zst (Likely chance of playoffs, look out for HYUNMIN)
FAV Gaming (Could maybe make playoffs but idk how much practice they got in with TenTen, watch him if they qualify)
RIDDLE ORDER (Purely off Seoldam and JoxJo they have a chance)

Deryeon, Zest, Retla

You know the stadium gonna go hard with this one

BRIAN ON HARBOR???????

Singapore jails people for littering, I don't think they take bribery out of NS very lightly

so we're repeating rc vs sz levels of blood pressure spikes

what is this bind comp oml

why is Hals on Skye

4-2 except all my teammates are like 2 ranks above me and I bottom frag every match

Ssnakey

VCJ Split 1 Playoff: REJECT vs FENNEL

RC Brief Information: Currently has FENNEL's number, having beaten them 2-0 in both the regular season and the playoffs two weeks ago. BRIAN in particular went ham in the playoffs match on Reyna. This series would be his first LAN appearance after not winning a match last year, which is a massive improvement. Outside of him, the team as a whole is on a huge hot streak and could definitely take the win here.

FL Brief Information: Had an extremely close win against Sengoku Gaming, beating them out 3-2 off two OT maps and a massive 4-8 comeback on Split. Xdll came up MASSIVE in the series, with numerous clutches and even an ace. This event would mark their third LAN appearance for the team, meaning they have plenty of experience in handling the different environment. However, they also have their status of Japan's elite Challengers team on the line here.

RC Players to Watch: BRIAN was ballin in the playoff match, going 40 kills on a supposed non-meta agent. Hals also surprised everyone as he was also

FL Players to Watch: Xdll was fuckin cold with it against SG. This dude pulled out a 1v5 ace on Bind. Derialy also showed flashes of his 2022 Northeption times with an ace of his own on Ascent.

Prediction: While REJECT appears to be stronger mechanically, FENNEL have plenty of offline experience that would definitely aid them in nerve control, so I think the match would go 3:2 regardless of outcome. However, I think RC will take this to become the VCJ Split 1 Champions.

That Breeze gameplay was a banger

LMAO the paid bl00d shill really see Ssnakey argue with other players about strats and call that valid igl experience