_AshBorne_
Flag: Luxembourg
Registered: March 13, 2025
Last post: September 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Posts: 454
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asuna there ?

posted 3 months ago

asuna there ?

posted 3 months ago

g2 will beat FNATECH in lower bracket sadly

posted 3 months ago

does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?

like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 3 months ago

xlg only good in regionals put them in 5

posted 3 months ago

gws brodie

posted 3 months ago

tf?

posted 3 months ago

wait patman is the IGL ?

posted 3 months ago

black dog

posted 3 months ago

na bro sen are more like arsenal i feel

posted 3 months ago

bump

posted 3 months ago

its football pleaseeee dont call it soccer it ruins it

posted 3 months ago

for the gains!!

sadly gym near my area are too expensive :(

posted 3 months ago

alex needs to throw the table towards josh to win

posted 3 months ago

na man 3M + MEGA KNIGHT is the way

posted 3 months ago

better go to real madrid

posted 3 months ago

...?

posted 3 months ago

abt 100k dlrs

posted 3 months ago

idk according to her the interior looks clean

posted 3 months ago

noted

posted 3 months ago

blud my sis wants it
i dont ;-;

posted 3 months ago

like the eiffel tower ?

posted 3 months ago

i can see from the response of others
thx man

posted 3 months ago

my sister wants to buy a tesla
so which model is better?

posted 3 months ago

share the OF link after the win

posted 3 months ago

they had 2 months literally for prac

posted 3 months ago

remove cereal and add penny

posted 3 months ago

tell ur gf about ur dilemma and she will understand

posted 3 months ago

daddy fenis will help them this time

posted 3 months ago

na they had boo as hulk still couldn't do a shit

posted 3 months ago

boostio is a cracked duelist ngl

posted 3 months ago

lmao

posted 3 months ago

so how much drugs are u taking per hour?

posted 3 months ago

2k

posted 3 months ago

sadly i am a med student

posted 3 months ago

u forgot BLG VS WOL

posted 3 months ago

as expected from u

posted 3 months ago

i dont have money rn

posted 3 months ago

with a sprinkle of raze ult

posted 3 months ago

give her long hair ngl
best buff

posted 3 months ago

sen S1Mon

posted 3 months ago

yay on chamber

posted 3 months ago

yt premium

posted 3 months ago

true

posted 3 months ago

0/8

posted 3 months ago

might just add f in btw and sell chicken

posted 3 months ago

might just sleep then

posted 3 months ago
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