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Kru looks pretty bad. Still no idea why they got rid of keznit. Also where does keznit end up?
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
No lol they would just have no accomplishments at all
Glad to add one to the vit fan base 🫡
bro what the fuck are these comps lmfaooo
How good is estrella? are there better flex players?
I think it could be good with the incoming chamber nerfs (praying they are enough). Players like yay are best on Jett and chamber so if none of those agents are needed out in a proper flex or sentinel player.
No. People hate shazam because its obvious that he does not care about competing anymore and that has lead to the downfall of a once amazing team. On top of that his comments on the situation show that he does not plan to change anything to make sen great again.
Bro if he doesn’t get picked up by a T1 org I will actually be so disappointed. He was one of the primary reasons for gmb’s immense success. He won a masters and was finalist for champs for fuck sake. Even at their worst gmb was top 4 in emea which is probs the most competitive region.
It’s ok no shame in rocking the vit flair with me :)))
NO! I BEEN A VIT FAN SINCE DAY MOTHERFUCKING ONE
Mosli would be huge. His kayo/raze are top tier and it would fill the gap of having a flex player on vit.
As for your doubts with cned, i do hold some too but I truly believe cned can hit the same peaks as he did in 2021. It might just be hopium but its ok.
YES. I have so much respect for what he was able to do to oglu during lcq. Hope he can do the same for vit
I think he was a trial and they didnt pick him up whereas they are looking to pick up cned. Im not completely sure tho so dont quote me
How are we feeling about the new pickups rumored?
Cned
Salah (coach)
I love the changes
Analyst not coach. Their new coach is salah former OGLU coach
Believe it or not but leaf used to be a nastiest viper main ever.
the real question is when will trembo pay the price for being a dumb fuck??
only way to change your mind is send you to a mental asylum.
rickyindian calling nadeshot a w?
what universe am i living in?
https://twitter.com/dr_alph4/status/1574073755957137408?s=46&t=qbDc3vlS50h1QURjGZSyZg
Huge W and upgrade. Salah did so much for OGLU.
16 teams at champs so 4 teams per league
12 teams at masters so 3 teams per league
BaddyG- smokes
Bonecold- initiator/flex
Cender- sentinel
Trexxx- duelist
Sheydos- flex/secondary initiator
100T: Asuna, Derrek, Bang
NRG: Eeiu
C9: Leaf, Vanity, Xeppa
SEN: Tenz, Sick (hopium they get rid of everyone else)
EG: None
They should first do some big changes to their roster then get a 6th
Like he probs never touches a game competitively
No. He injured his wrist pretty bad.
It’s due to a wrist injury. I don’t see him coming back
They still looking as a 5? I haven’t seen any LFT posts.
Vitality. C9. Sen. Geng
damn he was the backbone of c9 through the highs and lows
Sad to see him go
https://twitter.com/mitchfps/status/1572972126759419904?s=46&t=EIv3P6HpY9giK0gkHWTsrA
Am I stupid or does picking up NATS make no sense?
Derke- Jett/chamber
Alfajer- duelist/sentinel
Boaster- smokes
NATS- sentinel/smokes
Leo- primary initiator
Why have two smoke/sentinel players? They need a flex player to pick up mistics roles.
LETS GOOOO WE GOT RID OF THE TWO WEAKEST PLAYERS VITALITY ERA INCOMING
Yo that geng roster looks deadly
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