C9W disbanded a while ago fam
| Flag: | United Arab Emirates |
| Registered: | August 4, 2022 |
| Last post: | December 27, 2023 at 2:40 PM |
| Posts: | 2131 |
C9W disbanded a while ago fam
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
lets all make one together, decide on a location in the comments
yh I agree the fact that keznit is not on the list is also absurd
hes been a world class duelist for a while now
nah I think Wolfen js had a slow start
it was his first Split playing Tier 1 competition so I'd cut him a lil bit of slack for his poor EMEA League performance, now his confidence issues seem to have been solved and he will show everyone his true level
nah Wolfen was good this LCQ he deserves that HM imo
Wolfen this low after the performance he put up in LCQ is underrating him
he showed a higher overall level than cNed and Qutioner in that tourney imo
they shld js make the champions gun have styles based on all the attending teams
more fan interactions and more profit for riot cuz ppl will buy radianite for em
win-win
keloqz should be nowhere near any top duelist list
also tf is TakaS doing so high on the list?
hes aight
BRO IS ONTO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
EG dogwalks
Hate to break it to yall but OpTic were not the best fracture team in 2022
elon tryna be edgy and cool with this 'X' venture
I give it a week before he changes it back
I heckin love VLR plus, thank you ChromeDZN for this wonderful extension, we all love you 💙:pepeclap;:gigachad;
W mans
keep up the good work g, we all appreciate you 💙:pepeclap;
saadhak does not know u lil bro calm down 🤣🤣
W IGL
this is prob js damage control tho, esp when u consider the fact that he made a similar tweet back in 2022 saying nobody was gna leave LOUD and we all know what happened there
seems likely tbh if now both Sacy and aspas have had problems with him
would u guys rather have a south park themed wedding or a family guy themed funeral?
asking for a friend
what do you think of Estrella as a player and an IGL
agreed
one last question, what do you think of Estrella as a player and an IGL
hm okay
who would you say is better on which role? Would you drop any of them if u were Gen.G management?
the Chelsea shade was unnecessary 😭😭
Trust we coming back stronger next season, Pochettino is make magic w our club
yeah I doubt that RRQ is gonna kick him either
he could deffo get into Secret if it happened tho
#7
doing 100 situps a day in addition to this will do wonders for your abs
EDG 2-1 GIA
KangKang op goes too crazy unfortunately
brodie said nAts plays fade 😭😭😭
0/8 i hope this is a troll
his KAY/O is great, just give him more of that and then its gna be good
ntm this is like his first 6 months playing initiator, im sure hell get better on it with time
bro said BabyJobless thrice and pANcada twice 😭😭😭😭😭😭
0/8 you can do better alecksdesk
kiNgg, Zellsis and rb are all flex players, not full time sentinel mains, try again
saying that CHICHOO, Boostio and Laz are better is just laughably bad bait. Look at nAts and SUYGETSU's stats and then look at theirs
Alfajer and Less are the other 2 players in the top 4 sentinels itw category
name me 10 sentinels better than nAts and SUYGETSU rn
name me 10 sentinels better than nAts right now
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