yes really I'm a clueless fucking idiot now tell me

NiP 3-0 KRU I lost all faith KRU when they dropped their coaching staff. #VAMOSLEVIATAN #VAMOSNIP

no way. Is this true or a bait I cant tell

KEKW + onur W

Liquids bind was impressively ass

no shit you cant because she doesnt exist

another stat for Jamppi would be that he's 194 cm

and you sound like you've given up all hope of intercourse with a woman and instead resort to being sexist

sheesh. Aight we play at 4:30. SHould I mute mic or not (cuz my voice is very high pitched and it sounds kinda annoying)

ion have a sister KEKW imagine being hurt by a woman that only exists in ur imagination

bro which woman hurt u this bad

wait before we play whats ur main agent? (I'm instalock chamber main but I can try to flex)

because i respect women kekw

perf i'm g2

ikr? Smh this place sucks

no no my voice hasn't hit puberty yet. Also I'm in Arabic class rn. Maybe at like 4:30 ill mute my mic. If u wanna play whats ur rank?

it was a W take until you wrote #BanWomenFromValorant

I am indeed playing on Bahrain servers. 2 days ago the highest-ranked player in my team wasted all the ammo in his gun during the buy phase and tried to kill them with his phoenix molly and wall

Imagine saying that because you won a round, it is okay to teabag someone's corpse in game. Its not. Unless there's express consent from everyone, including those who would have to watch it, its sexual harassment and it has to end.

Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...

another really good one

this one takes the cake

I'm Gold 2 and my teammates don't know what the spike is or how to plant it they think its a football that you can play with for fun pls help me

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

XSET will be the next V1/Guard

you are welcome my friend :)

beautiful. 8/8. Common number1_ScreaM_fan W

thank you for blessing me with the beautiful, awe-inspiring twitch.tv stream of Leonardo 'mwzera' Serrati. I cannot express my utmost gratitude in words for this stream is the light of my life. Without mwzera I would've died long ago from lack of good content but you've saved me. Thank you, trembolonaRage. I will never forget this moment.

is this confirmation that Shopify (and the ex-Luminosity roster) are getting into franchising?

For Opping I think Surf and Jamppi are better than Less but other than that good job

Sacy, Derke

u registered 1 day ago, made 137 posts, and somehow they are all toxic in some way. This guy was a chad its so sad to see him go from this godforsaken website filled with degenerates like you and I. Just move on if you have nothing nice to say ffs

that everyone in Secret (aside from Jremy) is over the age of 25. Wdf everyone's a boomer (not saying this in a bad way just a casual observation)

397

JustEnjoying common W + u will be missed brotha

I drank the milk from his voluptuous titties uwu

I wonder who made this one...

yes yes I know I've made a thread about this guy already but I feel like this needs an update because this guy is criminally underrated. When I last made this thread he was competing in MENA with Team Majesty but since then he has moved on to BISONS ECLUB who are competing in Liga Radiante. Below will be my reasoning as to why this guy needs to be signed to a better team.

this is aeiden's profile look at the sheer number of agents he plays and he plays all of them to a good extent (except Chamber) and even getting 340+ ACS on agents like Sage and Reyna.
look at the stats and the people below him. This guy is outfragging the likes of Sayaplayer, jcStani, cNed, Laz, BONECOLD, and SUYGETSU who are all top-tier players in their respective regions. And before you say that he's competing against weaker teams, let me remind you that Derke was also a tier 2-3 schmuck (and putting up somewhat similar numbers while he was down there) before he got his big break with FNATIC.
I feel like this game perfectly sums up why this guy should be in the top echelons of pro play. Just look at him, then look at the rest of his team. He is clearly meant for bigger things than the rest of them just off numbers alone and if it weren't for Insider (who is also tier 1 material) popping off BISONS would've taken the game.
I heard that aeiden is also good friends with ScreaM meaning that the synergy would certainly be there were he to replace someone on a team like Liquid.
idk if its just my Romanian pride showing but I really think that this guy is cracked and could perform in a Tier 1 environment. What I do know is that I will continue to watch this guy and will continue singing his praises until he gets signed to a Tier 1 team. Thank u for listening to my TED Talk :)

I made it myself so I am kinda biased. Links are in OG post https://www.vlr.gg/109978/aeiden-2-0

1997 + I love the effortt and creativity

1996 + I asked for bait but this man is speaking fax well done bro

1995 + is this the real andrewdamf uwu?

im currently at 1994 posts. Put ur most ridiculous baits in chat and I will respond to 6 of them. By the end of this thread I will hopefully have 2k posts :). I will respond with a number and my opinion on ur bait. If u are the 6th person I respond to I will dm enigma and ask if he can add u as a mod

EDIT: So I made 2 more posts having forgotten abt this thread and I'm officially at 1999 posts. Last chance to make it only 4 slots instead of 6 (3/4 have been taken)

EDIT 2: Soz yall I already got to 2k from other posts. Thanks for the efforts tho and I will vouch for EpicGamerGamingEpicly to become a mod in enigma's dms wish me luck

agreed. Liquid need a dedicated, good IGL desperately

too bad he's made Liquid unbearable predictable

imo its,
APAC: Secret, Onic, or Alter Ego
NA: 100Thieves or FaZe Clan
EMEA: Liquid, Acend, or FPX/Guild
East Asia: KONE or EDG
BR: Vivo Keyd

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

Guild vs XSET

https://www.twitch.tv/mwzera ur bestie is streaming rn come watch

Group A is so incredibly stacked wtf.

100% agreed

https://www.vlr.gg/player/901/exalt
https://www.vlr.gg/player/3727/gman
https://www.vlr.gg/player/14081/waffle
https://www.vlr.gg/player/13947/nightmare