Vortax
Country: United States
Registered: August 1, 2023
Last post: May 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Posts: 394
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literally anything to make her somewhat viable above bronze

posted 6 months ago

Am I tripping or does riot need to get there shit together when it comes to doing ANYTHING AT ALL with deadlock. Like I get that they don't want to buff her so much that she's overpowered, but come on bro. 0% pick rate at champions should have been enough of a sign, but it's been months and still have heard nothing about a deadlock buff from the newest updates. And now, with Cypher possibly becoming meta, her competition is even stronger. tried her out a few weeks ago in unrated and my girlfriend and parents all left and I have been addicted to meth ever since. Riot needs to buff her asap my physical and mental health is on the line

posted 6 months ago

.28 1200

posted 6 months ago

Pal thinks he's wicked chattering on VLR πŸ€“. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual πŸΊπŸ’―

posted 7 months ago

What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gangπŸ’€πŸ‘† if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you sonβŒπŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ’―

posted 8 months ago

What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gangπŸ’€πŸ‘† if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you sonβŒπŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ’―

posted 8 months ago

DSG ruined yay it would have ruined Demon1 too

posted 8 months ago

friendly fire

posted 8 months ago

Masters - ReykjavΓ­k 2021

posted 8 months ago

overrated: skrossi
underrated: qw1 or dgzin

posted 8 months ago

1: Red Panda
2: Empanada
3: Florence, Italy
4: Hearts of Iron 4
5: N/A

posted 8 months ago

What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gangπŸ’€πŸ‘† if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you sonβŒπŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ’―

posted 9 months ago

Fnatic vs m3c map 3 split

posted 9 months ago

I don’t really know much about this guy but his username is funny

THEY AIN’T😑 BELIEVE πŸ˜ƒ IN US 🀨🍩
GODπŸ˜‡πŸ’―πŸ˜±DEADπŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ¦•πŸ€“

posted 9 months ago

Would put LOUD in prime NAVI tier simply because optic is there too. The teams were completely equal in maps and series and don’t even try to tell me that LOUD’s new roster is better than the one they used to win champions

posted 9 months ago

???

posted 9 months ago

because this match is tomorrow

posted 9 months ago

How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands πŸ˜³πŸ‘

Step 1 - find πŸ” sink πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

Step 2 - turn πŸ” tap on βœ…

Step 3 - Put hands πŸ‘ under ⬇️ Water πŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet πŸ˜³πŸ’¦ hands πŸ‘

Step 5 - Rub πŸ‘Œ hands together πŸ‘

Step 6 - Make sure πŸ‘Œ to scrub 🧽 all over hands πŸ‘

Step 7 - Wash soap πŸ§ΌπŸ’¦πŸ§½ off hands πŸ‘

Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap πŸ’¦πŸšΏ off πŸ˜”

Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands πŸ‘ with paper πŸ“ towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🀒🀒🀒)

Step 10 - be πŸπŸ‘ disease free πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ‘©β€πŸ³πŸ§ˆ

posted 9 months ago

You puny earthling πŸ‘½πŸ™ dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to probe you πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ›Έ

posted 9 months ago

After careful consideration i have concluded that Goth Girl Sanctuary takes this in a close 3-2 series. all maps go into overtime. My reasoning for this is that GGS has yet to be defeated in their prime, and can study Girl Kisser's few defeats and learn how to take them down. Girl Kissers will not do down without a fight however.

posted 9 months ago

Thy insinuates that he is menacing communicating on VLR. πŸ€“ If you glance at me on the roads, observe cautiously, as I am a terrifying individual.

posted 9 months ago

Throughout VALORANT's short history, 2 teams have risen from the abyss to dominate the professional scene: Girl Kissers and Goth Girl Sanctuary. Girl Kissers is a veteran team that rose through the ranks early 2022 and dominated each and every tournament in that respective year, scoring victories over top teams such as OpTic Gaming, LOUD, FPX and even Sentinels. Unfortunately, they did not make franchising and were disbanded. Goth Girl Sanctuary, our current champions is a relatively new team that made a statement to the world with their lower bracket run in Tokyo and their defeat of reigning champions FNATIC 39-0 in the grand finals to take home the trophy with VALORANT's first ever full sweep. They are currently the huge favorites coming into Champions 2023 and rumor has it they haven't lost a single round in scrimms.

posted 9 months ago

Pal thinks he's wicked chattering on VLR πŸ€“. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual πŸΊπŸ’―

posted 9 months ago

What’s all this yimmer yammering you been talking bout to the gangπŸ’€πŸ‘† if I EVER catch you on these streets again I’d hate to slap you sonβŒπŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ’―

posted 9 months ago

wait what

posted 9 months ago

"the waves and the water beyond have become a thick brown soup" --William Shakespeare, November 11th, 1598 AD

posted 9 months ago

yes

posted 9 months ago

damn bro u sure we didn't play against each other? fr tho riot fix your game

posted 9 months ago

My story with premier this season is just a massive yikes. First game we queued with 3 irons a plat and a diamond/ascendent (we are silver/gold), and got destroyed 0-13. Second game was very close (11-13) but we ended up losing after a bit of a comeback on our part. Then one of my friends randomly got banned for 670 hrs (we still don't know why maybe he felt wacky and zany and said something racist) so we can't really play anymore. big uh oh spaghettio moment.

posted 9 months ago

Just TenZ

posted 9 months ago

Just TenZ

posted 9 months ago

goth girl sanctuary > fnatic

posted 9 months ago

FNC, PRX, NRG, and EDG or KRU depending on who qualifies from the hellpit that is group A

posted 9 months ago

I think Paper Rex are most likely a lock to make it out of groups. As for the rest I am unsure.

posted 9 months ago

Huh i just assumed that they were taxing the unemployed because of the title. I'm interested in where you found this information. The link i clicked on just took me to some wacky images

posted 9 months ago

Wow this is really interesting! I wonder why they did this? Taxing the unemployed seems like a huge step in the wrong direction

posted 9 months ago

I mean group D is pretty cool but i feel like it's a bit overhyped. I was on the group D hype train at first (i was on the D if you will), but the more i look at it the more i feel like group A will be more interesting. Giants and KRU both had insane LCQ runs especially KRU and are riding tons of momentum. Edward Gaming just finished demolishing the top local teams in China only dropping 1 map and Kang Kang is looking insane as always, and Paper Rex are making their first international debut with something, which I'm very hyped for. Group D is filled with teams that are either falling off currently or inconsistent and who knows wtf's going on with LOUD rn while Group A is filled with up and coming teams that have grinded and put in tons of work to get to champs. What do yall think?

posted 9 months ago

D3ffo 100%. From masters winner and champions runner up to struggling in the chinese tier 2 scene is tough to watch honestly. Hope he can find a solid European team to play with

posted 9 months ago

All of the players you just shit talked are better than you

posted 9 months ago
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