[insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, OP flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill. A pair of hands would help too.

Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

LETS GO PETER! (btw Peter is Asuna, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

anything from r/valorantcompetitive is a good copypasta

gonna be interesting to see how they're going to roll with a 6-man. It's been tried in csgo, and I definitely could see it working here too so that people can focus more on one agent at a time and pass another agent to someone else.

edit: Well I guess it would be called a 6-woman roster bc they're all girls, but whatever.

lets go baby

like a little symbol next to our names with the logo of our favorite teams, or the name of our favorite players like this or this

Are we ever going to get flairs for our favorite teams and players like thespike.gg and hltv.org have? I would like to see which teams have the most fans and also laugh at people when their team loses, thnx.

I know, that's why he's the greatest coach of all time, truly a pioneer in his field.

-WARDELL
-reltuC
-Drone
-Subroze
-hazed

+S1mple (Jett OPer)
+ZywOo (hack the game to get a second Jett in game and secondary OP)
+Twistzz (Raze rifler)
+Niko (Sage but he will only rush mid and won't use util)
+Gla1ve (IGL, maybe Omen or something)

8/8 lineup don't need a sentinel bc the team too cracked, thoughts?

edit: I completely forgot a coach, get the GOAT coach Moses in there.

iron take

Guaranteed they are going to get bodied by most teams, TenZ is insane but they just won't have nearly the same practice or preparation together that any of the other teams would have.

They basically just have the default in-game spectator ui with the team logos lol, they really need at least health. Preferably I would want health, primary gun, and then available util just like CSGO ui.

apparently its only Shroud, Ninja, Myth and for some reason Pokimane. I'm prolly going to watch the Shroud stream or Myth stream

i call this bs! he wont play for sentinels since he has an active contract with c9 and he looks like he doesn't want the pro games pressure rn. its to suddenly imo!

they already have a jett unless ShahZaM moves to Sova

this feels almost exactly like hltv but with the upvote system from reddit, that's not necessarily a bad thing but I can see this place becoming an echo chamber of the same opinions very easily

of course HLTV is more refined than vlr, it has been around for far longer. Once we get the real big events going there will be more traffic on the site

They want to pray for successful people's downfall so that they feel good about being asscheeks at the game