LOLLLL

COPE AND SEETHE

nah fr tho thats tough as hell two major losses one day sending prayers

Ok but I think Aspas also prefers a bed to sleep in

2023 Drx would've made top 3 Tokyo and top 3 la if termi wasn’t retarded and kept foxy9 on the main roster instead of switching him and zest constantly

He can shoot though?? He just isn’t very aggressive. The amount of 1vX clutches he’s had over a seasons insane. Also he hard carried sen through 2023

Why does tiggs picture look like a shovelware xbox 360 sports game character

We got nihso vlr alt before gta 6

I don’t even have a flair what are you schizoing on about

-Hiko +Eeiu

-Dgzin +Nzr

-Leo +Alfa

the goats

Your “goats” couldn’t pick up more than a handful of rounds in an OFF SEASON qualifiers. Dfm clears

Kadavra >>>

W roster

Emea ‘25 golden run just watch

Foxy9 Jett feeds families

100% true. Keeping ange1 was a mistake. Fpx core made their name bc they had 4 of the best shooters and an igl who understood ad abused the chamber meta. Once the card didn’t line up, ange1 folded and crumbled. Fixing the team for ‘25 was as simple as getting rid of ange1, and getting a proper coach and igl. This new team seems like a collection of scrap players. I’d be surprised if they make playoffs

A hero must do what a hero must do

Jessievash single-handedly out ages all of them combined

Together We Are Terrific

Stellar
Crashies
Victor
Marved
Yay

time to turn the clocks

bc the only two of the original ascension winners would even have a chance at playing on bleed in 2025

Primmie
Jitboys
Crws
Sscary
PTC

It's now or never.

PRX vookashu let’s get it let’s go

Edg made it work because they honed in on a hyper aggro style where that comp fit them best. For basically any other (normal) team a trad senti on lotus is a must have

Kr1stal, Nats, Keiko, Kamyk, Patitek

Wow

Pancada really needs to take the bag from another team rn…

T1 could build a pretty decent Korean team

Stew
Stax
Zest
Izu
+1

Strong firepower, experience, fresh faces, plus an academy team to pull talent from

2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2GG2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G2G

Zamn 😔

God forbid a man be positive

XEUSSSSSSSS

🤡🤡

Sage only has a good win rate bc she is easy to play and very 1 dimensional in her job. She’s strong on maps where you need to get the bomb down without taking site, and her wall is a very good ability. The reason she isn’t meta isn’t because she’s bad, it’s because when you pick sage you have to give up either dedicated flashes/cc, dedicated recon, second smokes, or even a second duelist (on maps like split where it can be meta)

Honestly W

Yk the economy is bad when NA talent pool is where it is now and xeppa still has a job

2023 eg storyline will never be matched

Goatavra

Because then his eyes would be the right color

Please god please no

Zeddy gives them smokes and a proper igl

Eg gon make some noise just wait

Oh

What did he do

Drg ardiis let’s get it let’s go

Do you see with your eyes closed?

Ok bro god forbid a man change his mind.

Halfway though the season justice calls and all 2022 loud members create a fa team. Aspas realizes that apac is a bum region and moves back to americas. Sacy realizes the world was chaos without him so he comes out from retirement. Pancada impulse leaves loud because he sees a calling. Less and saadhak, realizing that Emea was trying to brainwash them team up once more and escape back to americas. Their new team (NEO Loud) tears through ascension without dropping a map, winning masters 1 Detroit, masters 2 Pyongyang, and champions 2026 Birmingham flawlessly, making them the first valorant team ever to go in the rock and roll hall of fame.

Tln not going Thai and signing fs members is a huge L. Bottom 5 apac for sure

Buddy you’re kinda retarded

Snw is goated wdym

Could be goated

Sym
Som
Fns
Verno
Ethan

Don’t play with me

Rrq xcc let’s get it let’s go