-sacy asw

Nah plat premier games

All retarded keke

f0t & s0n keke

Rematch law bro have 100t winning the first time

They get grouped

Sauce?

Pc cafe

s0n

Bro os gonna pay money to watch a diamond premier team play lmfao

Also washed

Stax

Ruin 2 teams
Toxic
Bribery
y0y

1/10^1000 chance

I can just mute her right?

Different players and different systems he might frag put but putting 0 pressure on him for calling would let him frag the fuck out

Just let bro frag

You probably are lil bro

Bro is making stax igl again lmfao pls stfu

Night with stax

Lmfao

Geng loses this

Smartest vlr user fs

Le0

Mako???

Yes the whole lot of them

Still picking stax

Stax easily

Fake news

Drx bout to fall off

Aware

? Lemme be bro
Cn00b

Yucky

???

I'd love to but I'm away from home sry mate

Acegamer 30 is fucking stupid that is all you need to know

Valid psion does not have shitty takes most of the time

I hope I make top 10

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/88088268

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. stax... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth ascent retakes and that gorgeous calling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when I first watched you play in Reykjavík and its like my heart had found how to beat again. a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you first choke in coppenhagen, because deep down, my glorious king you didnt deserve it. I just wanted you to hold a tropy. But alas, you couldnt, my sweet baby boy then you started to lead this squad without zestkr. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. You will come back to that istanbul form and your opponents wont believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and when I see my glorious king kiss his mouse and wave sentinels away after winning the finals to champions. Not only have you changed the meta of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, stax.

I'm really upset about the stax change i hope he plays for a capable team in the future. I thought this would be the right time to bring out this copypasta one more time.
o7 stax

Cn audience is arse and geng players are lovablr and everyone loves seeing the cunts lose

I think fnc win and fut might upset edg defo wins against this weakened th

Trace would destroy those bums

My goat Stax was benched bro they deserve to get 13-0ed by drg

Erm what the sigma

Drx
Dragon x

Could they not have played shit for one more fucking day

I wanted trace to play at Shanghai so badly :(((

1.Drag0n sex
2.Drag0n rg
3.T0

100t