TheOnion
Flag: Russia
Registered: June 6, 2023
Last post: August 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Posts: 1545
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Don’t remind me of that round it’s so fucking stupid

posted 1 month ago

Leo LOCK THE FUCK IN. I’m going to need to find this fucking cure. You wouldn’t have KILLED Kaajak or PLAYED THAT BAD

I love Austin roberts but not anymore!!!

posted 1 month ago

I hope they get eliminated because if they’re throwing that 5v1 they don’t deserve it

posted 1 month ago

Bro I’m not even an IGL and I saw the angle. It’s so stupid they lost that round. It’s inexplicable

posted 1 month ago

Kaajak had ult at that 11-9 and they wait 30 seconds in a 5v3, wild

posted 1 month ago

I hate them all

posted 1 month ago

So fucking shit. Fraud wins and fraud trophy holders

posted 1 month ago

Nice jinx buddy. Fuck you

posted 2 months ago

Cned obviously

posted 2 months ago

I feel bad for him cause he clearly has anxiety

posted 2 months ago

Oil man’s valorant

posted 2 months ago

EMEA fans pretend like they're all one big family. These nerds will pray that whatever strong team they have in the league will win an international title so they can dick ride them and gloat that they're the best region, even though deep down they know jack shit about any of the players that won shit at all. Also these mfs are too shameless, switching up the SECOND a team loses. Look at the VIT comments during kickoff/offseason versus right now XD. Or notice how FNC flairs started to suddenly spawn right after they qualify for Toronto LOL.

On the other hand, Americas fans actively pray for their OWN region's teams to fail except theirs. Why? Because the region is way more competitive and mfs have teams they ACTUALLY care for and love. SEN fans shit talk G2, G2 fans will promise you that no other NA team can match them, there is fierce competition among the Brazilian teams, 100T is a laughing stock for every other NA team, etc. There's actual rivalries between these teams with ACTUAL fans supporting them, meanwhile little jeremy from France is endlessly glazing Leo as the "goat" without even knowing what country he's fucking playing for lol.

As a result these desperate frogs made the entirety of EMEA a family to jack off to and that's sad af honestly. You will never catch someone with a SEN flair sucking JAWGEMO's cock after one of his matches for a reason. Mfs out here repping KC flairs all of a sudden talking about how FNC is going to dominate in Toronto or how perfect TH is looking like holy shit LMFAO.

posted 2 months ago

Huh

posted 2 months ago

Starting to play a lot more this act

Don P#ppp

posted 2 months ago

They’re WOLVES in sheep’s clothing. MY GOATS

posted 2 months ago

I believe they would. G2 don’t look strong at all and that’s the truth.

posted 2 months ago

Let’s be fr, liquid clear most of these teams. They’re at LEAST top 4.

posted 2 months ago

I’m just the messenger

posted 2 months ago

It HAS to be a hypothetical because liquid got drawn the short sleeve

posted 2 months ago

Liquid would’ve knocked yous all to lowers

posted 2 months ago

See! That ain’t happening with TL

posted 2 months ago

True that

posted 2 months ago

It’s the truth

posted 2 months ago

How much TL deserve to be here 💔💔😭

posted 2 months ago

Grass is green but Leo Jannesson does Infact win those

posted 2 months ago

Chronicle vyse 💔 it’s so sexy

posted 2 months ago

💔😭😢

posted 2 months ago

Watch your back

posted 2 months ago

FUCKING MOVE IS 5V3 PUSSYS

posted 2 months ago

We have lost

posted 2 months ago

Congrats RRQ!

posted 2 months ago

Yeah they played a vyse comp this year. Lost though

posted 2 months ago

I think so. Think they lost quite badly?

posted 2 months ago

Oh lawd

posted 2 months ago

All Toronto banger games we because of EMEA.

posted 2 months ago

If Rarga and Jemkin take some addy or coke then there’s a chance they beat FNC and g2

posted 2 months ago

Skye is ginger ahh

posted 2 months ago

Derke isn’t currently, Kaajak right now is better but that’s my recency bias.

posted 2 months ago

Incorrect, they will all mention the other rosters potential. Because my hypothetical roster got a threepeat

posted 2 months ago

When I’m in a lack of knowledge contest and my opponent is afreespirit 😱

Throwing ecos is right though

posted 2 months ago

He will come back, I’m his grandpa. Jeo Lannesson

posted 2 months ago

Hear me out
Boaster retires from a player position and moves TO AC

Nats is a RFA and they buy him!

Nats
Chronicle
Kaajak
Leo (he’s back I swear)
Alfa (he became a smoke criminal)

WE WINNING IT ALL WITH THIS ONE!!

posted 2 months ago

Winning and shooting in the same sentence as BOO💔😭

posted 2 months ago

Seems only the TL aces were memorable. To me at least

posted 2 months ago

Onions and potato go well you know

posted 2 months ago

Liquid and FNATIC all starting 10pm, besides from that ONE European team that played first.

posted 2 months ago

Must’ve been a snoozer

posted 2 months ago

Has there been other aces besides keiko and Kamo? I only remember those 2

posted 2 months ago

GenG have a great map pool, we’re forced to let one of their good ones through regardless.

posted 2 months ago

They ain’t playing tomorrow mate

posted 2 months ago
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