who the fuck is manbearpig
| Flag: | Australia |
| Registered: | February 19, 2023 |
| Last post: | August 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM |
| Posts: | 1246 |
again, two people playing the same role..
battle of who's more washed
dont worry guys yay's yoru will achieve greatness.
jollz bro is a fucking femboy too much sometimes
blue prelude + prime karambit + black cross crosshair clears
gg 6 agents yet no smokes gg.
im coming out as a microwave yall must respect my identity 💅💅💅💅💅
gg 4 duelist players an igl gg
controller - sscary or zander
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
as a team baiter this change is inflicting multitude damage on my heart.
just make the ult insta kill everyone when activated
make the camera shoot op bullets
make the trip cast 50 damage per second intiated and make it unbreakable
make the cage cast a recon and make the ppl vulnerable and decayed when they go inside
yeah but sscary is worth every penny
invy ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well true but like breaking a contracts expensive no?
crazy?
i was crazy once
they put me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room full of rats
rats make me crazy
and why would he wanna leave when he getting the bag..?
won't be surprised if he retires or he becomes a commentator
not pancada on kj again please 😭😭😭😭
if NaVi ScreaM exists then NaVi Nivera has to exist, scream wont go anywhere without lil bro nivera
would love to see the map in pro play
fuck i forgot about that
derke and boaster has a 5 year contract with fnatic
they dont they get shit on by goat Skrossi
just drop out of franchising at this point
join knights monthly the goat tourney
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