TentacleThing
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Registered: July 3, 2024
Last post: July 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Maybe you should go to rehab or a hospital or something because I think the fent is really getting to you

posted 5 months ago

Sadly he wasn't like this with DRG but I'm happy that he looks good

posted 5 months ago

Betting on 100T against Sen is like betting on Arsenal to win the premier league, should they win it? Yes, do they ever win it? No.

posted 5 months ago

W prediction

posted 5 months ago

Then it would just be the EG jersey

posted 5 months ago

He would fit right in at Loud

posted 5 months ago

At least JohnKd was killing people when he saved while PxSave can't even manage that

posted 5 months ago

I mean tbf he's not even supposed to be playing it so he's probably not that practiced at it.

posted 5 months ago

A 100T fan talking about a player saving the op is crazy when 100T have the biggest offender of saving the op

posted 5 months ago

Other than mozzarella though since that one is obvious

posted 5 months ago

Oh yeah, nvm then

posted 5 months ago

I wasnt here for the map pick but they lost pearl to Kru's academy team surely they dont pick it again.

posted 5 months ago

I feel like its a bit disrespectful to pxs to compare him to patitek who is often compared to zellsis

posted 5 months ago

Pretty well balanced in every region except EMEA where they suck at using the gun

posted 5 months ago

Nah, if even an academy roster has won more maps than you have you definitely need to change something

posted 5 months ago

I think you at least give virtyy a chance because last year during split 2 he wasn't even that bad, I think its just a result of bad igl'ing and very poor initiator play. But if even after that he doesn't play well then he should be replaced.

posted 5 months ago

-Pancada
+benG(IGL)
-cauanzin
+erde or siduzord

-Romanily
+bione

Keep virtyy and see if he can play well if he actually has a proper igl and proper initiator support rather than what he currently has and if he doesn't play well then you can replace him.

posted 5 months ago

Same guy who called out G2 for jumping off abyss on an eco. He's actually such a clown.

posted 5 months ago

Steel
Hiko
cNed

posted 5 months ago

Because some VLR users seem to think that teams should try to win rounds no matter what even if those rounds are basically impossible to win and its more advantageous to save your weapon for economy and having a better possibility to win the next round.

posted 5 months ago

Not when sacy->cauanzin exists

posted 5 months ago

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/2669b36e

All my other regions pickems suck so far so at least I've got China.

(Also I want to give a special thanks to berlinglazer who said something that pissed me off which made me change from fpx winning the upper bracket to losing against to tyloo in the first round.)

posted 5 months ago

Albeit reluctant to say, 100T should win it, but there is never not a chance that Sen will just beat their ass like usual.

posted 5 months ago

Having fun apparently

posted 5 months ago

I mean I know that but the majority of the esport teams they've fielded have been in Americas rather than EMEA and they have two hq's in Americas

posted 5 months ago

How did TL end up in EMEA and G2 end up in Americas, like one is primarily Americas org in EMEA and the other is a primarily EMEA org in Americas.

posted 5 months ago

...

posted 5 months ago

I had a very rough version of it that was originally supposed to be a parody of the avatar: the last airbender intro but then I realized it would be funnier as a poem.

posted 5 months ago

EMEA once ruled the VALORANT scene,
as they had in Counter-Strike before—
titles stacked high, history assured,
a dynasty no one could ignore.

Then came the shift—the meta turned,
the gap grew thin, the world caught on.
Maps were learned, comps were stolen,
and suddenly… the edge was gone.

Only a trophy could keep their crown,
only a win could save the lore.
But when the scene needed them most,
they choked—and choked—and lost grand final after grand final once more.

The offseason passed, and hope returned,
as it always does, naive and loud.
EMEA fans sang praises again,
of the “best four teams,” proclaimed so proud:

Team Liquidshit, doomed to groups,
a tradition no bootcamp could erase.
Fraudnatic, feared until the moment
they reached an international final stage.

Team Hereshits, forever present,
forever second, forever near.
And GiantX(Didn't have a name for GiantX lol), who found themselves here
as every other EMEA hope disappeared.

Their strats are deep, their aim is sharp,
their talent praised on every stream—
yet trophies stay out of reach, untouched.

EMEA will never win internationally again.

posted 5 months ago

Least obvious drug money laundering business

posted 5 months ago

I think one way to make it better is have it so that there are 4 tier 2 teams or something that start in the middle bracket so you have the teams that won the first match but lost the second one fall to middle round 2 instead of middle round 1 which would feel more fair imo. Ofc riot would have to adjust the bracket a little but I think this would be a good change.

posted 5 months ago

I can actually kind of see a world where they win tbh, like so far kickoff has been pretty good for upsets

posted 5 months ago

Its just kind of annoying to hear mimi whisper yelling while ender isn't even talking about the game half the time and when he is he's just glazing players and doesn't bring anything to the cast like most of the other casters. And the fact that there are better casters and riot gives us these two instead doesn't help their case.

posted 5 months ago

Oh the irony of someone with a FNC flair posting this

posted 5 months ago

I think you mean to say greatest ass beating

posted 5 months ago

To mimi and ender, like why can't we always have it like this, why does rito hate us so much that they subject us to the mimi and ender casting.

posted 5 months ago

China is perfect so far and the rest are pretty fucked

posted 5 months ago

The true dumster showdown to see who the worst in VCT is

posted 5 months ago

With how both of these teams look this has potential to be one of the worst matches of kickoff, only ones I can see being worse are whoever TS play in the lower bracket and whoever Ulf players in the lower bracket.

posted 5 months ago

At this point Sen vs 100T is just a canon event that must happen at least once a year.

posted 5 months ago

Bro is acting like Kyu is fragging fine for an IGL

posted 5 months ago

Shows up when it matter most

posted 5 months ago

EMEA haven't had better strats since like mid 2023

posted 5 months ago

Aspas sent him a mean private message that killed all his confidence

posted 5 months ago

He's learned from Furia, now he kills the defuser before he fully defuses

posted 5 months ago

see the light

posted 5 months ago

Crazy ass jinx

posted 5 months ago

Who are you picking to win in an aim duel

posted 5 months ago

You must never be bored then

posted 5 months ago

Splash and slowly are the truth.

#TylooWin(At least until they face DRG)

posted 5 months ago
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