Well G2 are known for fumbling

Well I don't need to now that flex1n is gone, okay maybe I do still need to worry with nathanD and Life on DRG but I have less worries now, so instead I'll focus on another shit team called hereshits.

Okay they actually need a rebuild to try and save themselves for 2027, p00, koshmaras, and benjyfishy need to go, woot and riens are the only ones allowed to stay. So who do they get as replacements?

If king_bob is the Shakespeare of VLR you might be the Sophocles

Why aren't you playing doki doki literature club?

Never mind they didn't play this comp in London, I was being stupid. But they really have a shit record all time on Lotus, like it seems like the XLG core just isn't good at playing the map apart from against CN teams and even then they are hit and miss.

Well he's pretty shit so might as well try and make him a drone and try to make dawgemo preform somewhat like he did on EG.

Its not really experimenting to use the same comp they did in London after switching off their gimmick one. Also I wouldn't call letting the other team walk all over you without putting up a fight "practice."

Burger King

I didn't even know it was possible for starxo to go anything other than negative or an occasional +1 or +2

Not a VIT fan talking when their entire confidence came from farming their own region and China.

Discount RobbieBk

They literally don't win on the map(except against GE apparently), so why do they still let it be played, like surely not even your perma ban is this bad.

There are a few, daegoose(Goat China VCT news reporter), is probably the most known and most helpful of them though.

The fact that EDG won while being down in FK:FD shows they were the better team on pearl, its not there job to make sure that the other team plays every 4v5 perfectly, its their job to win regardless of whether they are down 4v5 which they did. That's not EDG "fluking" the win, that's FUT throwing, which shows how shit EMEA teams are.

So why was EDG up 12-10 before OT? If its a fluke then why were FUT down, if anything its a fluke that FUT made it to OT.

So when was EMEA's last trophy? And why despite having the highest avg placement and 3 teams in playoffs in the most recent masters did not one EMEA team make top 3?

Americas has more trophies than every other region, has the team that won the most recent trophy and has won a trophy every single year. Meanwhile even China has a more recent trophy than your shit ass region, so maybe wait to talk shit until EMEA does something.

EMEA farmed in a time when most teams didn't know how to play Valorant, but now EMEA is full of teams that don't know how to play Valorant.

spiritz1 is a good jett and then Life will int on every agent so might as well put him on the agent that has an int button for an ult and benefits from going in and dying.

Should be an upgrade at least on paper but we will have to wait and see.

You forgot Ronaldo who is so much of a dictator he's actively inting Portugal just because he wants to play.

Its worse because they have stands instead of monitor arms, bro has probably accidentally swung his mouse into that monitor stand several times by now.

Hey nathanD may come up with terroristic comps with weird agents a lot of times, but at least all the players are almost on roles that make sense in those comps.

They gonna wait that long to replace francis

True, but some experiments just aren't worth running, like why would you put your secondary duelist who fries on secondary duelist on entry especially when phoenix is so good in the current meta.

Its like watching Filu without Chamber

Their best team had a sub while having a week of prep. Winning against that really ain't the flex you think it is.

Miyuki has been waiting for 3000 years for a TH rebuild

0 pressure merchants

Now you're just speculating, we don't know that frost wanted to kick patmen all we know is that frost and patmen didn't get along and that patmen and a few others wanted frost gone which caused GE to fire frost. It wasn't frost's decision to be fired.

Yeah that's not Frosts choice, that's GE, so no he didn't leave by his own choice

By his own choice

Yeah it was totally his choice to leave, he totally wouldn't of stayed if he had the chance

So you'd rather us start hating on you?

Like they won a masters with a very young team and then even if kingg retires sometime in the future they have neon who has experience as an igl in tier 2 and blowz who is very vocal and could also likely be an igl.

Hot buff men, twinks, hot women, hot furry women, furries, furry children(who are hundreds of years old usually), ugly bastards and then a few demons and gods

Don't worry they won't be getting refranchised next year so we can all watch them lose to some random tier 3 team called jremy's cupcake shop next year and laugh at them.

Its probably just razor burn and aloe vera can help or it usually goes away in a day or two.

Sad that the PH team that should be franchised over TS is withdrawing.

2023 KC apart from scream

They are mid at best, messi is what we call "still good"

This is one of the first times I've ever agreed with something lyssss has said

Bro actually sent that straight into the defenders nuts

To be fair Xeppaa and Leaf got falsely accused of cheating by some salty team that couldn't except they could be worse than other players which was kind of derailed Leaf and Xeppaa's CS careers causing them to switch to Valorant.

Ethan was actually listed on HLTV as a top 25 player at one point. Also tbf tarik was still a major winning IGL even if he was starting to become washed at that point.

Bro he's 18

Usually you'd think dinosaurs fighting would be fun, but in this case it'll likely be incredibly boring. Like who actually wants to watch the old men from Croatia and Ronaldo fight.

I swear I hate when people say this while not knowing what went down in trials, like for all we know boni did absolute shit in trials and thats what made Sen choose jerrwin over boni. Also at the time Jerrwin was coming off a VCL NA GF appearance while boni was not.

Flair + your team has tex and mazino so I wouldn't be laughing

You act like learning a English while only knowing Japanese is something that's easy to do, like if it was he probably already would have done it. But to be able to get to the point where he could communicate and understand English well enough to be on an English speaking roster he'd probably need a language coach and multiple months if not years of practice.