Its called having superior genetics

Well apparently Victor is going back to CS so probably not

After DRG I would probably hope for Lev or GE to win

When I played I had an over leveled pekka that used to carry me

Mickey mouse production + happens right after the 2nd international happens + the teams who make the international care less about it because they care more about prepping for the international + some teams not using full roster or using a roster with new players = Mickey Mouse

Also since penny left anyways it feels like such a waste

Until he proves he can play consistently well over multiple stages and matches because we've all seen asuna play well, but we've never seen asuna play well for an entire year or for more than 3 matches in a row.

They might not do it if they don't get re-partnered since then they actually have to try to make money and can't just rely on dady rit0 to give them cash for being endlessly mid.

someone is an idiot

We all know the idiot is stunner so might as well just say it.

Just think of what could've been if C9 kept demon1

C9 almost always scout good players(Oxy, V1c, Leaf, Tenz etc.) but the problem is that they pair these great players with either absolute shitters or nepo pick-ups or a nepo-shitter. Like even when they are rebuilding they've managed to keep the nepo-shitter zellsis.

Ethan fans/People who think Ethan is the Goat

https://www.vlr.gg/571819/day-in-the-life-of-tenz

Good start, but when you've seen a fanfic like this, you just can't go back to reading post like yours.

Actually I don't really think Madrid was really mickey mouse, like all 3 international winners were there, TH was there, PRX was also there, and then there was even FPX which was a pretty big darkhorse team. Pretty much the only 2 mickey teams were Loud and KC.

Hot take, even if FPX did attend they still would of lost.

Who?

Well with 100T looking the best they have pretty much all year with you banned, and you now being unbanned and you being a notorious jinx, its quite easy to see where the problem with 100T winning is.

I have literally only seen a single person ever try and say India is the best T2 region on this site, like pretty much everyone else thinks that NA or Korea has the best tier 2.

Its the only way 100T win against NRG, and while I may hate 100T, I find NRG fans even worse than 100T fans so I really need 100T to win this so all the NRG fans will disappear off the face of this site.

Yeah he basically fucked over Cambodia and basically the only redeeming thing about him is that he loved his family.

If you think about this, this is really just termi's fault for continually enabling flashback to behave this way without consequence and for not preparing an alternative player in case flashback decided to peace out again. But I don't think flashback should be getting heat for streaming and for maybe playing tier 2. Like it would be one thing if he was coming back to KRX, but he's no longer on KRX so he can do what he wants to.

Lyssss may be bad, but he's never committed a genocide, though knowing him he'd somehow try and find a reason for why a genocide is a good thing.

Minus the gambit match though.

Nah that bottom 3 is reserved for people like hitler and pol pot.

I mean I know they were good in that stage 2 2024 group stage, but past that have they ever looked even somewhat competent or competitive?

GE becoming a better and more filipino team than TS would be pretty funny

Nah supamen just shows up like once a month to secure his paycheck and then goes back to being complete shit.

Blacksmith

Comparing asuna to chronicle is blasphemy.

Its a shame that there isn’t really a spot for hiro on this team

EMEA vs not getting at most 2nd place

When one dictator dies it creates a power vacuum that allows for a new one to rise up, you just haven't realized it yet.

That fr0nch team and their dictator will save nothing

Asunaluvr so I could feel what it's like to be a generational jinx.

I'm convinced you have to be a special grade curse partially because of what you did during santiago and because without you here 100T looks good and arsenal actually managed to win the premier league.

The money part is valid, but there are some famous people who are immune from getting canceled from a x post cough cough kanye cough cough

This is such a nothing burger post by trick though, like anyone can hate on any player or coach they want whether other people agree or not, that's the beauty of free speech.

He's wintraded and stream sniped multiple times and then whenever he's caught he acts like he's sorry and then does it again.

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100T would be made fun of more for getting 4th and somehow missing out on another international again rather than going and getting grouped(Though they would still be made fun of if they got grouped).

https://www.goldsgym.com

This org might just be dead, it feels like the 2025 offseason was their last flame of life and has all but extinguished.

I don't think its in the rulebook that you can't use vibrating anal beads. Also my vote is that Ethan is the first to try it, he's not afraid to try and gain an unfair advantage.

I mean yeah it doesn't really suit the meta but going from such a region where fundamentals are everything to a region where fundamentals are secondary to aim and skill must be pretty hard

I also don't think he's terrible, but at the same time I feel like the difference in EMEA's playstyle to CN, especially the bottom of CN is just such a massive difference and he can't really show off his talent.

Ethan's the goat of being on the right team at the right time, Chronicles the goat at being good but never the best on his team, aspas is the goat for one tournament a year, f0rsaken is the goat when all the other players called goats look like frauds, and then whatever player top frags against any other team is called the goat. So I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as a goat in this game we call valorant and there never will be.

Get relegated in both Valorant and Premier league?

Only wolves would take the coach from one of the two worst teams in China(them being the other one) and expect it to make them better.

Well no we call it a chicken sandwich here because we actually do have something called a chicken burger here that uses ground chicken while a chicken sandwich typically uses chicken breast or shredded chicken.

I can tell you are someone who has never once been to America and don't actually know what you are talking about because most people don't use hamburger buns for chicken sandwiches, we use brioche buns for chicken sandwiches and hamburger buns for hamburgers, just because have the same shape doesn't mean they are the same kind of bun. Though some people use brioche buns for hamburgers too.