I have a bidet and then after I wash my butt with that I wipe with toilet paper to dry the water

Ain't no way a NRG flair is saying this when at least Sen made it to masters, unlike a certain 7-8th place team

Since its a tournament about the worst teams shouldn't the teams that win be knocked out and the teams that loose advance, and the team who looses the most is crowned the worst team.

But I think that if we are talking about the best the bad teams it would be Boom, GE, or M8.

That is true, it is very satisfying when EMEA's superteam always manages to not be as good as everyone says.

FNC because its so satisfying to see all the people still stuck in 2023 slowly come to realize FNC is just a middle EMEA team now

I'll do you one better PRX

He's unbanned now, do you think any team will pick him up?

In my opinion I feel like he could be a good assistant coach rather than a head coach because the strats and anti-strats he comes up with are pretty good, but I feel he lacks other traits that would make him a good head coach.

sen loud kru
edg drg blg
vit kc bbl
t1 rrq nongshim

By you're logic we can say that china and emea looked horrible at bangkok because they also lost to T1

When did I say you were scary? I said that you shouldn't be scared of someone else using you're own comments against you when you made those same comment.

Harassing isn't stalking, also if you're so scared of you're own comments you shouldn't have made them at all

Its not stalking to view someone's public account, you're just mad someone is pulling up you're chat history because you're a Vitality simp

Are G2 still bo5 throwers and the america's GF was a fluke, or do you think that G2 is going to become like Heretics and get to every master's and then throw any bo5 they get to?

I mean I hope Sen beat TL for the pure reason of TL being pretty boring to watch, and Zellsis being pretty fun to watch when Sen are playing well

Also I like both TE and T1 so I don't care who makes it but I'm rooting for TE personally

Bro's debt is going to be passed down to his kids 😬

It would be a prx level throw if they get eliminated

I mean everything but the lotus ban makes sense. By banning lotus they showed another map they didn't need to and Vit didn't ban split in the previous game which probably means that Vit was confident on it.

They were the only team that didn't go to 5 matches in their grand final game and were only competitive on the first 3 maps.

You cherry picked a total of 4 matches out of the 28 he played with G2, and I can provide you with many more matches where he bottom fragged and cost them important games, and many more times where he went -10 or more. Meanwhile Jawg lowest with G2 so far was - 7 in a game that G2 didn't even have to win. You can't highlight 4 games where he played good when you don't highlight the dozens of times he was terrible.

Except even now that Icy's on EG he hasn't made any notable plays and is still terrible.

Jawgemo may be going negative, but he also isn't going -10 like icy consistently did on G2 and Jawg has won G2 rounds that they would have lost otherwise, Icy hardly ever did that.

The only hope another chinese team has is if another region eliminates EDG, because currently every other Chinese team forgets how to play valorant when playing against EDG.

Icy feels like a bad system duelist, he never makes the 'x-factor' plays other top duelist do, he consistently went negative and consistently was at the bottom of the scoreboard. Icy can't even frag with EG, Jawg is a clear upgrade to icy.

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Well I mean jerk chicken is good even without the sauce, canes chicken is just bad without the sauce, and even then its not that good.

Canes sauce is just a thousand island sauce, its nothing special.

Rainsing Canes is overrated and the only thing that's truly delicious is the bread

You saying this is like me saying curry and naan isn't good and then calling all indian food bad, you can't just try a couple of dishes and then call all of a countries food trash.

He was also the HC of Gen G from 2021 to 2023

You can overclock on a b650 motherboard what are you talking about?

He actually got everyone wrong that's crazy

They have generational trauma from Sen and somehow always end up playing them, and have lost almost every time they have faced and even when they did win Sen still got rewarded because they made champs and 100T didn't.

Didn't your hockey team just get beaten by americans

I think brawk was probably the best player they could have picked up to replace verno because of his time on MxS with mada, and he's pretty good.

I mean 'gas' can be both a gas and liquid, it just depends on how hot it is.

either troll with them or carry like your life depends on it.

I mean I like rankers personally, but tbf I also like most of the tier 2 teams

Don't forget signing a player for the rest of his life span even though he's not that good, and only ever top frags against nrg

-Icy
And then they could pick up a lot a promising tier 2 duelist like penny, alym, zeldris and so many more, or even picking up flor would probably be better than Icy

What makes it worse was riot reworked the ping system to try and reworked some maps to combat against offsite, and now it just doesn't matter because tejo can just play offsite anyways with his guided salvo

Make offsite post plant harder to do too, because its so boring to watch a team just plant bomb and then run offsite and spam the spike every round.

I think your just venting because of how dogshit TL was in 2024 and how even if they win against china, they will lose against an american team like they always do.

How could you forget about Grenada and Barbados and Antigua and Barbuda

Why do you call Mexico, Mexico, when its full name is "los Estados Unidos Mexicanos"(United States of Mexico)

This should answer your question.

I think we'll definitely see haven from DRX and Lotus from Sen, and then split will probably be banned by DRX and Sen will probably ban fracture, but other than that I don't know.

G2 v Trace
EDG v TL
Vit v T1
DRX v Sen

It feels like G2 probably has the easiest first match, the others might be pretty competitive though

Bills are a 1 man team they would be even more ass

2g, tyloo, zeta, koi

Nerfs + Tejo + Map pool = No more Gekko

I don't wanna type paragraphs after paragraphs on why they are good or bad on a map on a vlr post.

Also we have not seen them play on bind a single time during kickoff, and I'm not going to use the Red Bull Home Ground Tournament because it was an off season event, a lot of teams were still getting used to their rosters, and because Tejo wasn't in the game the comps will be completely different