https://www.vlr.gg/117954/ok-ok-ok

I just finished the first tournament Stats 1 of 3. did some stuff in my head, gonna take about 2 hours to finish each tournament. there are 4 tournaments so thats gonna be 8 hours so 2 days.
fuck me

Dude, i manage 3 val teams, have a journalistic hobby and am in uni. i get no sleep.

I've made a decision. I'm gonna take some paracetamol because I already have a headache and haven't slept cos of vct, then I'm gonna do the ACS for every tournament, then imma do KAST for every tournament that it's available, AND do thespike.gg player rating and average that out for each team per series. should make a cool 3 color graph.

ugh, spike.gg rabit hole again, here we go...

am I to only do Team ACS?

Will you help me?

I'm only just to realise that vlr didn't record KAST in the first masters, wtf do i do?

I'm in the process of writing a very interesting "article" of sorts about val and I just wrote this part:

namely Team ACS and Team KAST. however both of these stats take way too long to compile a proper table of information and only a psychopath would go through all historical International VALORANT games since the inception of VCT and average EVERY TEAMS ACS AND KAST from EVERY MAP they’ve played… right?...... right…..

should i keep this in?

also, please I need help.

i have no idea

I'll go back to ORDER flair

I shouldn't have cursed XSET. I'm so sorry

If XSET lose this idek, Iv'e cursed so many teams over the last week ;-;

If XSET lose this idek. I've cursed so many teams over the past week ;-;

Breath in

Breath out

REP THE FUCKING SET BABY!!!!!

title

Chill-ey?

hehe

I'm trying to do work and i have the game up on my tv, I CAN'T FOCUS WITH TACO DOING ALL THIS BM xD

Don't even start, Cryo was panicking, It's so obvious. allg tho. we have another map

Well, Statistically this groups has been the most competitive groups stage in VALORANT history (internationally that is). as well as being the third most competitive "Stage" of international VALORANT ever.

Out of all Masters and Champions group stages the average round differential has been as follows
These tournaments are M3 '21, Champions '21, M1 '22, M2 '22

1. (Most competitive) M2 '22 with an average round differential of +6

2. Champions 2021 with an average round differential of +8

3. M1 '22 with an average round differential of +8.1

4. (Least Competitive) M3 '21 with an average round differential of +9.80952381

ik, just saying

OVERTIME BABY LET'S GO!

Uuuuuh yeah but that round thrown could cause XSET the map, and further the series

Dont ask

THERES NOT A CHEDZ CURSE. IT HAPPENED TWICE! NOT 6 TIME NOT 5. ONLY TWICE

Not my style. I listen to alot of U2. especially in their noughties. I've been listening to alot of Goana and Midnight Oil as off though.

LETS GO XSET! WOOOOO!

wtf?

no

;-;

I'm crying

There were hundreds of Aborigional languages in australia so i couldn't possibly tell you what it is in every language but where i come from (Adelaide) which is on Kaurna land its called "Wanti Niina"

no it's not

After colonization and the implementation of English language, thats what it was called

lol

what thread?

Pansy just said that ardiis is "goin on walkabout" which is a reference to the movie "Australia" where Nullah goes on "Walkabout" which is an Australian Indigenous (Aboriginal) "right" of sorts. a cultural tradition.

It's not spelt "ANGE1" it's spelt "WRONSKI"

WTF WAS THAT SHOT

It was 12-0 when i had it ready

Val has

4-0... shit

we'd get another 13-0

ur not the brightest are you?

Wtf is ur teams util????

just a pistol dumbass

5%

Cologne starts before VCT

no theres not. LETS GO GUILD LETS GO!

???

He won't xD. last map too embarrassing