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| Registered: | April 1, 2021 |
| Last post: | July 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM |
| Posts: | 3827 |
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
I want the kinda girl that likes to have fun on waterslides, the kind of girl who'd choke me goodnight, the kinda girl who'd walk in on me and spit on me, someone whos shows every sign of an abuser but that doesn't mean I wont want them every second of my sad pathetic fucking life, I don't want someone to marry I want someone that would help me fake my death, someone that’s twisted, evil, manipulative, and in general heartless, Someone I would risk it all for. i love being a masochist i enjoy the pain, please dm me.
TO: Ardiis
people clowned on paper rex for years because being close/2nd place
i didn't, take this to somewhere else, stop putting words in my mouth
getting to a final has always been valuable
J O B J O B J O B J O B J O B J O B J O B J O B J O B
c9 loud 100t fut drx are probably some pretty fun teams to hate watch
but i personally don't hate watch valorant
serial is very good but played off-role in a team that needed something else
if i were to use football terms i'd say he's fernando torres at Milan
ok but tbf they were all rather close
it's a relative fall-off but it's not like we are suddenly a worse region just because we happened to lose a few finals
emea was at 3 out of the last 5 intl finals
fuck it i'd take him at this point
finally
can't wait to see kru succeed again
VAMOS KRU
my favourite video ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ1-0GAoi48
https://www.vlr.gg/482507/team-heretics-vs-bbl-esports-champions-tour-2025-emea-stage-1-playoffs-ubsf
https://www.vlr.gg/429388/bbl-esports-vs-team-heretics-champions-tour-2025-emea-kickoff-ubsf
300 ACS...
insane
OUT: miniboo boo benjyfishy riens woot
IN: lowel nukkye avova paura niesow
bring back the old squad
no it's just that that's exactly what i told my friend
like just buy a ps5 at that point no?
idk, unclear.
the list is around 600 and that's already pushing it
we need to get like 70-80 fps on fortnite
not send another dog to space
title
building a pc for a friend on a really tight budget:
https://it.pcpartpicker.com/list/NXQ4Qd
opinions/ideas?
thx
were you expecting any of envy, enterprise, velocity, barcelona and fokus?
good list, they aren't really unknowns tho
no stream?
Discord