you think a baiter can name a single dostoevskij book?

lmao

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i'm in uni atm

i've had multiple jobs

thanks for inquiring

i told chatgpt about the situation a lot of you find yourselves in and this is what it had to say:

GET A JOOOOOB!!
Broke ass mf refreshing VLR.gg 17 times a minute to argue about why Team A’s controller should’ve played Harbor instead of Viper on Lotus… NO CRYPTO BAG, NO GRASS TOUCHED, NO SOCIAL SKILLS!
You’re out here malding about a pro player’s ACS while your resume’s collecting dust like a Pearl defender site 300 hours analyzing Sliggy’s strats but you’re hardstuck Silver 3 and owe your roommate rent.
STOP ROLEPLAYING AS A TACTICAL GENIUS WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN LAND A BASIC JETT SMOKE. LEARN EXCEL
Your Radiant ego isn’t paying the Wi-Fi bill. Your "VCT 2025 analyst" Twitter bio isn’t real. Go outside and throw a real flashbang.

in emea*

GET A JOB

honestly only boaster and boo have been calling better

aspas better but not by the same margin as last year
both are playing better than 2024 and miniboo has improved more than aspas

but whilst i think the goat is still on top

does miniboo have the potential to surpass aspas?
yes, i'd say so, and he's not the only one

yikes

empl*yment

get a job
get a job
get a job
get a job
get a job
get a job
get a job
get a job

neither will n1cf, m4, anguibok and many others but someone had to say it

get a job you bum

you fucking job-haver

kaust maybe

uashahhaha

rebranded so hard he became a girl

mong/8 🥀💔

should be

leaked map pool
leaked sunset changes

WE
ARE
SO
BACK

that's always what it boils down to...

-jawg
-miniboo
-zekken
-kaajak

"TH run it back and win masters/champs"

PLEASE WE ARE STARVING WE HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING SINCE FIRST STRIKE

they should be getting feedback from their playtesters as we speak

if everything goes/is going according to plan (final player test tomorrow) i don't see why they can't play on friday
and that'd allow for the same schedule to remain unchanged going into playoffs (starting 08/05)

it is however beyond my understanding as to why they'd wait so long to do these changes when maintainance and improvements should be regularly done every off-season

unlucky you'll never have the good blueberries ig

if the map rotation leaked is accurate i expect them to play haven, lotus and pearl/sunset

he lk knows what's up then

icel

pretty sure he didn't just decide his own salary by himself and it was bleed's responsabilty to negotiate a salary they can afford to pay

they just blamed him? no wonder he had mental problems and didn't fit in

the store's blueberries suck

you need to get them from a local farmer in the alps, they hoard the good ones

those are the first ones, they're supposed to be a commentary on the state of humor atm

they achieve this message partly by using this rather dark humor in what looks like just a silly video

b

https://www.dontpeekalone.gg/

wait how do you make friends in poland then?

happy birthday

oh that'd be cool ig

unrelated but i'll be in southern poland too for an erasmus in a few months, any general advice?

ungrateful

-blueberry/raspberry
-apricot
-apple

hm:
-grapes
-banana
-tomatoes (if they weren't only technically a fruit they'd be first or second i love tomatoes

i'd eat you out if it makes you feel any better

where's kato?

yh they're undefeated in icebox which is why it'll probably get banned immediately if they play

i think mibr has a real chance at going deep at toronto, there'll be a good amount of great teams it's quite exciting

unrelated

but i'd be a bum too if i wasn't getting paid

TLDR OF THIS

benjy allegedly called aspas a baiter
riens said aspas is great but not as far ahead as they say

and brazilian fans are making a mockery of themselves whining about it

no idea why you're getting downfragged, you're lowkey right

meh

it's azzelastia did you really expect anything other than bait?

what's the eg-rrq beef?

zellsis or aspas

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HE DIED?