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| Flag: | International |
| Registered: | April 1, 2021 |
| Last post: | July 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM |
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that wasn't really the point of this experiment, i am trying to find the best set of statistics that will allow for a more accurate evaluation of player performance for all roles.
ardiis copypasta
there's a few:
skuba for fns
aspas for palla
ara for tomaszy
comeback for click
tag for governor
ash for yoman
koala for ardiis
2-0'd by some random brazilian team lmao
kidding.....like for real....kidding.
based on the data gathered regionally:
the best duelists are rarga and jemkin
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
all good
my cat is strong but i am stronger
my cat scratched me earlier today :(
i am in the process of finding a way to statistically measure a player's ability, this is an early attempt.
i have gathered data (rar, vlr rating, acs, kd, kast, adr, kpr, fkpr and fdpr) for all duelists in toronto and measured it 0-20 based on the maximum of that stat.
this makes data easier to read and evaluate.
the data all comes from stage 1, which is regional and no doubt helps players coming from "less competitive" regions, as it has not been weighed.
here are the results (no cn in the radar because no rar available):
https://imgur.com/a/pdoR2ly
based on the data gathered regionally:
the best duelists are rarga and jemkin
the worst are kamo and jing
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in the future, i'd like to do the same on a way larger scale for all roles.
thoughts?
any advice?
what other stats could i use?
how would you implement different roles in this?
should i have weighed the regions? or team performance?
i agree with everything except:
1 the money that'd come in isn't worth the moral compromise
2 18 is a reasonable age already, that way players involved in t1 are fully grown adults who are responsible for their own actions
4 there's no point in gc already, especially given this is not a traditional sport, but it's always been restricted to females + lgtvhd, no point
he is a great player and way better than sayf don't listen to the ragebaiters that don't watch the games
i don't think it's like that at all,
most players don't give a shit about their flag on vlr, they don't actually represent their country
damn, kinda sucks as a rule tho
i'd say something like:
bipo
koalanoob
tag
cayden
enzo/nais/basic
also i was gonna do something similar if anyone else wasn't so go nuts king
? why not make the best italian team you can make
well, pack it up lads,
the milfman has spoken,
and his milfs are, in fact, delicious.
not illegal, ofc.
people can't do illegal stuff dummy, how'd they do that stuff if illegal?
impossible, no?
val has audio corruption issues,
it's been that way since beta
any hope of it getting fixed has pretty much died for me
such a loud question
borderline screaming ts
all of navi had a rough kickoff tbf
had ruxic looking like the only turk that can't aim
oh ok, i've had a few lessons taught by some guys like that,
good luck on your phd!
no, he's wrong, we have some of the best and lowest cost internet in europe,
my family just made the mistake of going vodafone they fucking suck they should all die
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