Hello SOSEN-VIRAL,
My name is Subreezy and my goal is to make VLR a better place and to eliminate unnecessary toxicity. I hope you'll join me on my mission to make this website a better place!

Hello! giantnutsack12345, my friend!
I have seen you multiple times call me the new "King of Valorant" and I truly appreciate that you're helping spread my message so effectively. You are a true friend, my friend. <3

Hello chimpy!
I heard of your name recently and I have been accused of being you on an alternate account. Could you please clarify to everybody that I am not you?

Hi Cresp, my friend!
Please do not eat my dick. I only have the one. But I appreciate your enthusiasm! Have a good rest of your day!

Hello,
I'm sorry you feel that way about me. I will stay away from you if that is what you wish. I apologize if you had a negative interaction with me.

-Subreezy

Hello Mocking!
How are you today? I was taught by one of my friends that 0/8 refers to a numerical grading system originated by this website, so it hurts that you would rate my profile that low. Regardless, I hope we can become friends!

Hello Friends.
It is with a heavy heart that I am coming back to VLR during my work break to find these threads about defending me, taking me down, etc. I want it to be formally known that I do not want things to get out of hand and would like for it to stop.
When I joined VLR not too long ago, I had a vision of togetherness, a vision of kindness and comradery, a vision of constructive criticism rather than toxic slander. However, since I've joined, this website has seemed more divided than ever. Let's all forget about choosing sides and prosper alongside one another. We are all here for one reason, we all love Valorant. We love the community, we love the game, and we love the culture. This website should never be anything more than that.
All I am is a positive guy who wants to spread positivity to a game I've loved for the past two years. So let's do that! I hope we can all put this behind us and bring peace to this website.

Your friend,
Subreezy

Hello friends!
I am very excited to watch all of the matches tomorrow with my new friends on VLR and discuss them in real-time! Today has been a great first day on VLR and I've met so many kind people. We will all make VLR a better place together! I will be logging off for the day, but I hope everyone has a great rest of their day! See you all tomorrow!

HELLO MINTVALO!
YOU ARE A GENIUS! I am honored to be a friend of yours!

Hello Cyphics!
Thank you for the cool nickname! I will wear it as a badge of courage. I hope you can help aid me on my journey to make vlr a nicer place!

Hi Revlo,
I took your test and this is what I received.

-Subreezy

https://gyazo.com/8329e8456802a746ac8b25e62f6e014f

HELLO CRESP!
Thank you for the clarification. I assumed Frags was just a typo for vote, so thank you for informing me. I appreciate you, my friend!

That response is much more constructive than your previous one. Let's have more comments like this one! I'm so proud of your growth.

Hi Cresp,
I've only been on VLR for about a day, but I've heard your name frequently. I'm glad we've finally met! I hope you'll assist me on my journey to make VLR a nicer website!

Hi alitmanus,
Could we please refrain from knocking down other regions to bolster our own? I love BR just as much as NA, just as much as EMEA, or LATAM, or JP, KR, APAC, etc. Let's make VLR a nicer place! Change has to start somewhere, why not today?

Hi LNG!
That's a really cool way of adding a signature to your messages, that's really creative! Thank you for your guidance, it means the world to me.

Hi harlucs,
I do not know who you are, my apologies if you are thinking of somebody else...
I queue N. California servers and hit Ascendant 1 yesterday. If someone threw your elo and their name is similar to mine, please let me know so I can contact Riot support. Thank you! Welcome to VLR!

Hi widepeepofrosty,
What does 0/8 mean? Is it like a rating system? Additionally, wouldn't 0/10 make much more sense if this is a rating system? Sorry for the questions...

Hello again,
I had no intention of making you feel bad! I apologize for my mistake. If there's anything I can do to mitigate the situation, please let me know.

-Subreezy

Hi 100TBoeJiden (very unique username!),
sinatraa has not played competitive Valorant in more than a year, and zombs has not played for 5 months. Why do you believe that they are amongst the top 6 players? I was just wondering.

Hello team_liquid_fan_v2,
Let's refrain from using derogatory nicknames like "floptic". Let's all stay civil and kind to one another! I too am a fan of team Liquid and I wish the best for them!

mintvalo has the correct information, his post is below mine :)

Hi supernova!
We haven't met yet but I just wanted to say hello. How did you become "The King of Valorant"? I'm very new to VLR and I want to be up to date on the lore from this website.

Hi Okayyyyyy (cool name!).
Thank you for defending my honor. I'm not confident that we've met yet, but I'm glad to have a new friend now (and my first VLR friend from the UK!). I hope the rest of your night is well!

I have no criticisms to offer. Congratulations, my friend! You have earned my upvote.

This is a very common esney "W". Congratulations my friend!

Hi Ricky (I assume I'm allowed to call you that since you didn't say anything otherwise),
I found the twitter account you were talking about. They do not have many followers but that might be a bug on my end. Thank you for the help!

Hi widepeepofrosty,
Fun seeing you around again! Whether I'm faking being nice or genuinely being nice, what does it matter? My goal is to make VLR a less toxic place and I believe I have accomplished that goal in the short amount of time I've been here. My intentions can never be proven to you or anyone else who doubts my legitimacy, but I know in my heart that my intentions are true. I still have the utmost respect for you, my friend!

Hi Matrix13e,
Even though LOUD didn't do as well as expected of them, there is no reason to call them a "fluke" team. I love all my Brazilian friends and their region is not "bad at Valorant". If you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say it at all.

Hi esney,
Thank you for coming to my defense! You were one of the first friends I've made here and hopefully I can make more in the future.

Hi Ricky (can i call you Ricky? I'm sorry if this is too informal),
Twitter usernames cannot have spaces in them. Is their username Shovmaballs (all one word)? I'll try searching that up next.

Hi babysasuke,
It is currently 4:05 pm for me. I live in California. I will not be sleeping for another 8 hours! However, when I do go to bed, I will try to have a good night for your sake. Fun meeting you!

Hi alitmanus,
I haven't met you before, so I'd like to introduce myself! However, could you please refrain from using the r-slur? That word has a really negative connotation and it would be nice if we all refrained from using it on VLR altogether. :) <3

Styling911,
I'm not chimpy and I do not know who that is. I'm just a guy looking to make VLR a better place... I'm really sorry if I gave off the wrong idea.

Hi RickyIndian,
I have a question about your post. Who are Seasonal and Shovma? They seem like great people, but I have never heard their names in the Valorant scene.

I wouldn't say LOUD "deserves" to be here, but I do admit they are a good team. aspas went CRAZY with his raze mechanics against Optic, but sadly only one team could have made it out of that match. Sorry to disagree with you Styling911, but I still respect you as a friend!

The upper-bracket semifinals are going to be some of the best games of Valorant we've ever seen. I'm excited to watch all these games with all of you! <3

Hi Brolic Bear,
I understand your joke now. I fell face-first into that one. Chops busted, my friend. Chops busted.

Hi Ryan9500,
This is a really cool thread and must've taken you a lot of time to write out. Kudos to you for offering well-thought out threads! I really liked your idea of relegation, similar to the EMEA style. However, I doubt riot would allow this many teams into franchising, similar to how the Overwatch League had maybe 18 teams max for the whole world. Still, a very cool idea!

Hi,
I am really new to this website (started posting as of today), and have not met a howard yet. Why do you ask?

Hi friend,
This game was almost 2 years ago. I do not understand the point you are trying to make.

That is a fair analysis. I did not watch their qualifiers in APAC, thanks for the information!

Xerxia or LOUD for me. No disrespect to any fans of these teams, but I was expecting more of a fight from them. I wish the best for them at Champions 2022 however!

Xeta was one of the best players on C9, it's very unfortunate to see them underperform now. However, it was Xeta's decision to leave so maybe there was a reason we're not aware of.

Sad to hear the news. I love pokimane and she would have brought a lot to the table. I still wish the best for Sentinels' run in LCQ!

Although I was never a huge fan of them, I'm gonna miss SoaR in the NA scene. I hope v1c finds a good home though, he's a great player!

Just out of curiosity, what would you consider to be T1 and T2 regions? I'm not looking to criticize, I just want to come to a better understanding of your perspective! :)

Hello there moatz,
Lets tone it down on the unnecessary toxicity. Although I admit that FPX is a better team than Guild, there is no reason to discredit the hard work they've put into making it to Copenhagen. They are not bots, they are a top 3 team in EMEA. Please put some respect on their name.

Hi ikjpoiqc (cool name!),
I filled this out before all 4 of the matches. I hope this cleared up some confusion.

LOL! Good one Vortexy! That made me laugh irl.