In short: VaLULrant Devs are all low tier and that's why they can't do good shit. vaLULrant only good to sell skins and nothing else

imagine leaving without getting in touch with scream on vlr

bugatti peek better

nobody cares

pokemon season 1-5

we have to ask scream if has any other brothers

would say flexinja

people just realize they are nothing but trashtalkers who rat people for their own benefits

kiles was never an impact player. people always thought he is good because cNed allowed him to shine a few rounds in random games and that's it. on his own he is lost af. now that cNed isn't the old carrie anymore he got exposed and got dropped.

hes playing like always

say it 2 times in a row and you know what it means

i use whatever tenz use. im poor because of that but at least i feel great knowing the best player use the same mouse as me

to force both sides into fights unless they get spammed with Round deciding Ults every 2nd Round

cringe

clank

the big match fixing era of valulrant has begun!

keep waiting for a game babybay will be useful except they play against t3 teams

at running away from fights and saving

babybay about to drop 35+ just wait kekw

he was like "bro im so insane with this raze. raze is going to be my main from now on"

we don't call him all aim no brain for no reason

if you knew how much pressure he has on his shoulders... he barely lift

No streaming, only dreaming!

did you make this thread for the blind audition?

i bet it will be a pet store who will sponsor them

i said whatever. i know he never won shit in csgo. he even ruined the chemistry of any team he joined in css. i couldn't care less about scream as a player.

make cNed the coach and we have a deal

true. he is the very best turkish player

he just signed a contract to clean jamppis hardware

liquid ceo is in contact with mourinho. if he decline they will try to get guardiola.

they would end up like soniqs lmao

cmon dude. just spitting facts!

he is too good for this poor game. imagine how good he were if he enjoyed the game actually.

lmao imagine thinking scream ever was the reason his team won a major or whatever. he was always the random guy who was good for an entry but nothing else. theyy used players like scream to go first as bait, doesnt matter he die or not. if he kill 1 is good, if he kill 2 also. if he kills nobody it was also good since they could trade him easily. he was never the guy for the big plays.

dude nivera is a player many csgo teams would give a try but scream? lmao! he was always a failure in csgo and hes only famous for his CS:S 1taps and nothing else!

they need 2 coaches one for the team and one for tenz alone

jamppi and nivera only switched to valulrant because he was jobless back then. now he might find a home in csgo and switch back. i dont think he even enjoy this game

i see no reason why nivera will stay in valulrant. expect him to switch back too with jamppi

rip lulquid valulrant team

its just pros win more than you. beside that you are same.

free money lmao

he play 2 years valurante for fun (no success) and got paid now he can pretend he is a coach in csgo lmao

nice excuse lmao

told you all this team was never good!

because there is no other game i know. i dont know apex, fortnite, pubg pro scene, pro gamers and csgo people dont even care when you talk the truth about their fav teams and players because there are only s1mple and niko fans in csgo and s1mple is the only good player that has no weakness or some shit. and niko not worth saying something about because he is the biggest pacheck stealer alive.

game is boring bro. the players and their money making struggle is more fun

guess where i am rn... sitting on my throne, toilet

riot so stupid and racist they dont give sentinels enough time to practise. thats the reason ofc

there is only 1 clown org so who should we talk about instead? oh theres 1 more. Gold2

every other team "we should play yoru and neon to surprise our enemies" and sentinels be like

shazam: "lets keep playing with tenzy as jett and the same trash comp and strats to do the same shit like last time again."
sick: "why don't we get creative mr. IGL and coach?"
shazam and rawkass talk at same time "dude are you sick for real? it worked so good against t3 teams why should it not work against better teams too?"
sick: leaves the room and plays with zombs

100 years later people still call him trash 1trick that achieved nothing else in 100 years and his fans be like "trash player won first masters ok keep hating"

tenz is a trash rip off of xqc bot that sucks at every game he plays

put navi and fpx out of this bs! navi lost to trash bbl lmao

because he doesn't deserve the hype he gets also not the superstar treatment. he is like the justin bieber rip off or jaden smith of valurante that made it to somewhere just because of the efforts of others (jaden and willow trash musicians who are just famous because their parents pushed them and justin beiber only famous because his teenie fans liked his trash hair and baby face when he was younger)