I was also gonna say Darker and Mited as I have been advocating for them getting picked up as great support players for Tier 1 teams looking for LATAM options but it also does look like they are favorites for ascension along with Envy.

I think Primmie is in the same boat as woot where they both have to realise soon enough that they are great mechanically and are just better suited to play that duelist role then teams needs to be created around the both of them so that they are then able to shine to their full potentials but also donk would not perform the way he does in CS, in Val till he got the hang of the game. Same with Primmie. They are very good in their own ways but not comparable. Also to the idiots here (namely k0ry0 and v0rr00x) saying Primme isn't good or farms the region regularly after seeing one bad map from the guy, I am sorry but that is delusional from you. Players who are considered good like Messi, Ronaldo, Djokovic, Federer and Nadal have had bad games and not been downtalked for being washed by the majority of the scene

EDG is playing with Jieni in place of zjc no? or do I have it wrong

I see a world where you break into the Riot Arena to fry an egg on stage

May 10th

SimonD4rk (Duelist)
c0m (Recon/Flex [IGL])
Udotan(Flex)
Soze (Sentinel)
Kugio (Smokes)
ShooteR (6th Man)

Jfeel [HC]

Meh it's alrrrrr

why put slowly as duelist and not izu

Izu (Duelist)
Slowly (Flex)
SeriaL (Sentinel)
Urango (Recon [IGL])
Firstlove (Controller)

HNT (HC)

also Urango being on this team makes it an instant L

I mean understandable they kept Filu (Holy shit motherfucker is ass)

Good Morning,

I asked Sir Gordon Ramsey, and this is what he said,

1 chunk of radioactive uranium should be left in a lead jar filled with water overnight in the fridge
After 24 hours take your lead jar and pour the mixture into a cheese cloth over another lead jar to filter out the big pieces of uranium
Once poured into the second lead jar, leave it in the fridge overnight and cry yourself to bed.
Wake up the next day and there you have it radioactive uranium water.

Warm Regards,
SnorlaxEnjoyer

I mean I'm of the mind that governor is meh but if he can use this collegiate team in Tier 2 as a stepping stone to prove some worth I am down for it

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Mephisto

Current fav: CHARLES LECLERCCC been a ferrari guy since 06

All time: Sebastian Vettel

LMFAO leave the kidney be maybe it forgot to pop out of the body

ROBBIE BURGER KING MY FAVOURITE FAST FOOD CHAIN

idk man don't shoot the messenger I'm just telling u what dryad told me man

What in the hatewatch utopia are you trying to create here

just talked with dryad and she just told me both are never gonna happen

Double Duelist setups just would make so much more sense for KRU

Example Bind

Mazino (Fade)
Keznit (Yoru/Raze)
Dantedeu5 (Yoru/Raze)
Shyyy (Viper)
Melser (Brim)

if I had to play with an off-role cned and qraxs the kayo one trick I would lose all hope too. Also if someone has crazy potential and you don't build a team around him to help him do what he does best it's fucked. Gais didn't understand that (idk how that fraud was on the team for as long as he was) and nor does johnta...

I still think that he has crazy potential and I see those flashes of brilliance all he needs is a good team around him

can we get a roster rebuild here for next year, if BCF don't make it

Rose (Recon [IGL])
Xeus (Duelist)
Loita (Smokes)
Lar0k (Flex/Flashes)
Yetujey (Sentinel)

I've had enough of turkish rosters recycling players when they clearly just shouldn't be in Tier 1, also the fact that you can run double duelist comps with either Yetujey or Lar0k is a very interesting possibility

Marceline (Duelist)
Mel (Smokes [IGL])
Noia (Sentinel/Viper)
Sarah (Recon)
Melya (Flex)

Trusttttt

comeback?? Like that guy from M8

Absolutely the wost Challenger team

Disband now

Yes.

Yes.

Me too

Lmao all g brother

I was gonna say pick up dgzin/Neon/Ghoul33/Sato or Loss

It's meant to be 2G taking over the Furia spot...

nvm...

There u go it's fixed

Gimme a sec lemme fix it then

Furia: Leave the val partnership program
enter 2G Esports:

Spikezin (Duelist/Flex)
Silentz (Flex)
Basic (Recon)
Lz/Brinks (Smokes [IGL])
Heat/Swag/Guuih (Sentinel)

ShaW (HC)
Faithz0r (AC)

MiBR:

Aspas (Duelist)
Siduzord (Recon [IGL])
Artzin (Flex)
Cortezia (Sentinel)
Xenom/Phc/GuhRvN (Smokes)

In no particular order,

Avova
Raafa
bonecold
Xnfri
Newzera

probably fixed the neon double pump thing for the next patch

I need this guy in Tier 1 NOW what WAS THAT

I think Vera fits the team very well, don't get me wrong Splash is good but it just wouldn't make sense

Grumble (Sentinel)
Vera (Duelist)
Styron (Recon [IGL])
Wayne (Smokes)
Flaring (Flex)

would go crazy

idk Azys would probably be my top pick and idk enough about Boni to comment also PapiChulo and Wayne have shown more promise, where I honestly also still want that scan init to be the IGL and Xavi8k is just that piece

thank you, I haven't seen much of zeus so I can't stay Azys also does look very good and it would be a shame to see him rot away

forcing these changes mid season when they could just ride it out till the end of the year with this roster,
THEN JUST FUCKING REBUILD THE TEAM AND COACHING STAFF AROUND INVY I BEG

Xavi8k (Recon [IGL])
PapiChulo/Prodigy/Wayne (Smokes)
Invy (Flex)
Yoshiii/KellyS (Sentinel)
Azys/Cheatcode (Duelist)

alexRr (HC)

Have you ever finished a game facing an enemy reyna duo'd with a sage, and that reyna somehow has 600 econ rating with 35 kills? meanwhile the sage is fucked stat wise on all angles, KD, Eco rating, FK/D, and their only "good" stat is 12 plants? or that one guy that refuses to comm unless it's "pls drop vandal skin"? Well that my friend is a classic "kitten drop skins for daddy" moment. And i am here to propose a fix:

INTRODUCING : CREDIT SCORE!

So here's how it works. If a player has enough money to get a gun that they want but still requests from another player in the team, they will gain negative credits. For example : Jett wants an OP but he has 6000 bucks to his wallet, instead of buying his own op he asked for a teammate to drop him an op instead of buying it themself -- this will give jett negative credit score that piles up unless he starts buying his own guns. but this also means that if you drop a teammate with 800 credits a Vandal, you get a positive credit score.

WHAT DOES A BAD CREDIT SCORE DO TO SOMEONE?

If you have a bad credit score, the prices for your gun, abilities and armor will increas. Worst case scenario, you gain +1 orb needed for your ult since you're so deep in the depths of Debt. and good credit score means discount to their abilities, ults, and gun prices.

Thank you for coming to my yap sesh, rito pls fix.

1. Monster Mucho Mango
2. Tea
3. Water

This, Icy can play raze and Yay can play that sentinel role just swap them over

no not you at all I remember mentioning iluri in a roster rebuild ages ago and some guy on the internet going ballistic over the mention of it

I once mentioned iluri as a good player and god forbid u have a decent opinion nowadays

they need to beat G2 and Sen (two teams with very strong cores and fundementals) one step at a time but there is always potential for a run u never know

Rip then I guess the roster would still do well

As long as it gets me the kuronami vandal I am game

If by some miracle they win ascension again which I doubt they will this is what I wanna see from them no matter what happens...

1. Let Penny get picked up by any other decent org please I beg and rebuild.

ZachKappa/Xuss (Duelist)
SeriaL/aNguiSt (Sentinel)
Sh1n (Smokes)
Lime/YaBoiLewis (Flex)
Iluri (Recon [IGL])