Scammer_Cat
Flag: Russia
Registered: April 19, 2025
Last post: August 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Posts: 3669
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i hope they are (first time ragebaiting lowkey scared)

posted 1 month ago

i hope neither xlg or drg go back down to the shithole that T2 is

posted 1 month ago

what abt APAC?

posted 1 month ago

ok?

posted 1 month ago

extremely agree with you on this one

posted 1 month ago

W delighted

posted 1 month ago

i would make a better team comp decision at least

posted 1 month ago

hire me instead trust

posted 1 month ago

nah they can still win this trust

posted 1 month ago

ALL HAIL DRG THEY WILL MAKE CHAMPS ON FROGGERS SOUL

posted 1 month ago

reyna is good on icebox

posted 1 month ago

no

posted 1 month ago

DRG POSSIBLE CHAMPS?

posted 1 month ago

title

posted 1 month ago

agreed with breeze and abyss

posted 1 month ago

hell fucking nah

posted 1 month ago

i picked JDG winning over TE

posted 1 month ago

im not a ball knower

posted 1 month ago

true this title is much better

posted 1 month ago

he has extremely clean aim

posted 1 month ago

who says yes?

posted 1 month ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 1 month ago

if we get all 4 apac teams in top 4 i will personally go to the drx headquarters and get termi to sign my forehead

posted 1 month ago

i will complain about something until an APAC team wins champs

posted 1 month ago

prediction: FPX
hot take: NS

posted 1 month ago

drg playing br00ch unfortunately

posted 1 month ago

real

posted 1 month ago

real

posted 1 month ago

first based heretics fan!?!?

posted 1 month ago

real

posted 1 month ago

why do people put 0's in team and player names?
genuine question

posted 1 month ago

so basically every tournament for me then keke

posted 1 month ago

alright, thank you for this information navi fan

posted 1 month ago

i was considering either nongshim, fnc, blg or ts

posted 1 month ago

who says yes?

posted 1 month ago

how did flashback fuck termi up (besides him leaving on game day)

posted 1 month ago

i mean thats kinda his playstyle no?

posted 1 month ago

what does he do?

posted 1 month ago

s0n kekeke

posted 1 month ago

maybe pick your 5 least favourite players and then just perma hate watch the entire team

posted 1 month ago

DRX 13-5 flicker goes +6

posted 1 month ago

you dodged my 2nd question

posted 1 month ago

my bad femboyhater

posted 1 month ago
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