1/8 ragebait

Of course it doesn't apply to all french, but most people I meet refuse to speak English for the whole round and then magically learn the language to roast you

Have you never met the french?

Frankfurt and London

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

Retardiss>Fartpiss

3/8
Might get somebody

If you hav your username remembered by other people you should be basically assigned to mental asylum

XD

Crazy good thread

MickeyDs evri fecken day mate

Gen alpha ipad kid ahh reply

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They're downvoting the truth

Aspas
Zekken
Something
KangKang
Sayf

Nah, obviously the 7am shoots are the faulty here

I actually got a stroke reading this

At this point I'm wondering if he is not just an alt

G pro wireless
Monsgeek M1(Gateron Yellows)
Some random ahh headphones cuz old ones broke
Ryzen 5700x
GTX 980 (wanted to upgrade but never did)

First of all, you did not include a verb in the sentence. Furthermore the formulation "gonna" is a rather informal word. Lastly, a english sentence requires punctuation at the end, which you did not provide.

Just giving a bump for support<3

Throwing? I was throwing once. They locked me in a cove. A Harbor cove. A Harbor cove with a shorty. And shorties makes me throw. Throwing? I was throwing once. They locked me in a cove. A Harbor cove. A Harbor cove with a shorty. And shorties makes me throw.

🤓☝️

He got smurfed on in his silver ELO by a reyna

When tf does he sleep

Oh yes

Original link:
https://www.vlr.gg/245091/heeeey-mods-pwease-come-uwu
Hey mods could you possibly give my friend art1st a checkmark pwease?
Original content:
I can do anything for u if u want im actually a cute femboy irl i can send pics of me in tights and a cute pink skirt and even lift up it a lil bit :3
If it's not enough u can walk me on leash and force me into submission and i would spread my legs for u
I also meow like a cute cat and could purrr in voice chats for you
You can rent me and own for an entire month i promise just daddy art1st a checkmark!!!! I beg i will even kneel down

Go on

I love being in random lists

Aspas

Get me in

y0y

And suddenly I cheer for ge

Y0Y

Since when are eu people defending na and na defending emea

Why vote som

350

Thx for bundle

W spelling

Yeah mods pls fix

The fact that you put 100t below mibr
+"NA"

Why sumfing not playing dualist rena? Why is playing nerd agent like geeko? Are prx coaches want to lose?

Wtf vitality

K thx

Are there any or did riot just say no?

Riot and why would you have val on epic

Since when are Navi Fans pro sen
Navi Fans have changed

title

Yeah I feel like some hopium would do you well