Ryuzaki
Country: South Korea
Registered: October 28, 2020
Last post: March 19, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Posts: 819
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VLR should probably stay different from Valorant mobile or else it'll be far worse than what it is now

posted about a year ago

true true even the mods are huge W people

posted about a year ago

W post, Enigma please check

posted about a year ago

wait what happened, its not the Andrew Tate thing is it? cuz that has been kinda "solved".

posted about a year ago

Godkar
GodTN
Godzam
Bait God Hiko
Faker

posted about a year ago

Where Derke and Siuuuu?

posted about a year ago

AAA I LOVE YOUR OUTFITS GURLLL

posted about a year ago

are we all gonna have our names there?

posted about a year ago

What fix?

posted about a year ago

Furia.

posted about a year ago

oof, gotta turn my brain off ig

posted about a year ago

ayyyee noice

posted about a year ago

Pretty sure no one would know me even though I'm a veteran here xD

posted about a year ago

Chupameupau
Country: Brazil
Registered: August 13, 2022
Last post: August 13, 2022 at 7:31 PM
Posts: 1

posted about a year ago

LOUD is literally the Optic of BR

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

It's Curryin time.

posted about a year ago

2 days ago i had to kill my friend (19m). it started when we where in maths class. we were making the usual quandale dingle and Curry memes when he asked to go to the bathroom. he never has to go so i was a bit sceptical. i (20m) snuck out and followed him, without his knowledge. i looked under the cubical he was in and saw him shitting into his hand and rubbing it all over him, onto the walls, his face and his penis. i then saw him beat his meat to Curry r34. when he cummed he shouted out its Curry time!, but he saw me. he shouted out my name, Jeremiah bingle. he tried breaking into the cubicle that i was in, still covered in shit, with his penis hanging out he shouted “ITS CURRYIN TIME!” and started slapping me and punching me. he then ran into the classroom and grabbed his bag. i heard the screams. they were terrifying. he then grabbed a knife from his bag and started violently scraping the shit of himself and snorting it. i kicked him away and broke the toilet lid off. i then hit him over the head shouting “GET CURRIED” as brain matter, blood and shit flew everywhere. after a few hits, he died. i am typing this in the back of a police van, covered in blood, poop and brain. i m going to court next week and i am pleading in self defense. AMA

posted about a year ago

true, my man down bad. Bland curry, no spices

posted about a year ago

1 head take cuz he is doing Sova wallbang

posted about a year ago

no?

posted about a year ago

maybe he is speaking a different dialect of English yk. Like Fries in USA and UK are different.

posted about a year ago

Balla and Doug lol

posted about a year ago

Like, don't a lot of G2 fans love Nukkye and Mixwell?

posted about a year ago

yes but as a G2 fan would you want it?

posted about a year ago

Since M3C players are free agents now, what if G2 picks em up?

posted about a year ago

yes, can vouch for myself and my sister.

posted about a year ago

yeah it could be like Nivera tbh

posted about a year ago

Sorry for the clickbait-ish title, I don't know who Liquid's 5th player is gonna be. I do like to imagine it to be Shox. I know there's a 0% chance of that happening + Shox probably never played Valorant and this idea might sound stupid AF. But think about it, Scream and Shox was the most legendary duo of CS:GO plus Shox has experience in IGL-ing which might fix the Liquid IGL problem. Yeah, bringing him in on short notice for LCQ is not gonna work but if he takes time to learn the game he will definitely be a good player and IGL.

Don't be too mad, it's just a stupid idea. Embrace a fangirl's stupidity.

posted about a year ago

bro what? it's literally a feature in the game, if you can use it for your advantage then why not do it?

posted about a year ago

Metalmaza?

posted about a year ago

Can we retweet those as much as possible to bring the truth to light? It's a shame that these cheap news outlets are trying to gain profit from someone's death. Quite disgusting, I hope these reporters get cancer.

posted about a year ago

hey man, not to be rude or anything but why don't you take that crying face to your mom?

posted about a year ago

forgot your schizo pills today my friend?

posted about a year ago

It was the first day of VCT Stage 2 Masters: Copenhagen and everything was going to plan for reigning champions OpTic Gaming. All four PlatChat analysts predicted an OpTic win vs their opponents, EMEA's third seed Guild. The map picks didn't seem detrimental, and the game began with them feeling confident they would emerge victorious. But the game didn't get off to a good start. Guild took 7 rounds before OpTic scored their first, and although they fought back hard, Guild emerged with a 13-11 win on Icebox. The team was certainly surprised, but they moved on. "Reverse sweep it is", Chet told his team confidently. But the second map, Split, didn't begin any better. 7 rounds on the board again for Guild. OpTic fought back harder this time and even managed to take it to map point. 12-11. But they couldn't pull through. "All good," FNS typed in all chat just to let Guild know they were ready. The OT rounds were fought hard, and FNS even had a few clutch plays of his own, but in the end, Guild emerged victorious once again, this time 16-14. They had underestimated Guild.

This was unacceptable. Chet couldn't have this. He needed his team to be better. He pulled aside Jaccob "yay" Whiteaker, the team's star player, who had bottom fragged in the match. "You need to do better than this," he told him. "Get some rest, we prepare tomorrow." They would be facing their former grand finals opponents, Brazilian superstar team LOUD.

The next day, they studied both their own VOD vs Guild and LOUD's vs KRÜ. They couldn't lose this. They couldn't make the same mistake again. They had to be ready, and yay had to be on point. He played Aimlabs the whole time while VOD reviewing because he is yay and he does that. While listening to the oddly soothing sound of the constant clicking from yay's Aimlabs, the team went over each and every round. Every movement was analyzed. And by 9 PM, they felt prepared. Chet sent yay, crashes, Victor, and Marvel back to their rooms, and he pulled FNS to the side.

"Don't let them lose this. I know they can do it. I know yay can do it. I know you are ready."
"Yes, Master," said FNS. "We won't let you down. We WILL be the first team to win two Valorant international events."
Chet was satisfied with the response and headed to bed himself.

When the time came for their game vs LOUD, the team was ready. 2-0 sweep. 13-5, 13-4. Yay dropped 62 kills. FNS IGLd practically to perfection. In the Verizon post-match interview, FNS said to the world, just as he had said to Chet, "We will be the first team to win two Valorant international events."

Next up on the chopping block, is KRÜ Esports. They had lost to Guild in the upper bracket but had proven they would be a tough opponent. OpTic didn't have nearly as much time to prepare for this match, but they had already studied KRÜ while reviewing the LOUD game. Chet felt confident in his team's ability. The time for the game arrived, and FNS was ready. He gave flawless calls, and they became the first team in VCT LAN history to back-to-back 13-0 against their opponents. EMEA was scared. They could already tell there was no winning this.

OpTic didn't drop a single map for the rest of the tournament, up until the grand final vs Paper Rex. It was 2-2, and OpTic was up 12-11. They were getting Guild flashbacks. The round began, and gradually, Paper Rex picked them off. FNS was left in a 1v5. He knew he had to win this. If it went to OT, their mind would be ruined. This could not be a repeat of the Guild game. FNS planted the spike. 45 seconds, 5 enemies. Jinggg Raze satchel into the site and FNS one-tapped him out of the air. Next up, f0rsakeN. He attempted to rush with a Jett dash but was quickly halted by FNS's shorty. Bankai, Mindfreak, and d4v41 executed a three-man push with 15 seconds left on the clock. and FNS knew he needed to play for time. Right as Benkai was about to get to the spike, FNS threw a Fade seize, halting the Paper Rex players just long enough to prevent them from getting the spike. He had won the round, the game, the series, the tournament. FNS's words of wisdom had come to fruition. OpTic was the first team in Valorant history to win two international events. The team jumped up from their chairs, and the crowd went wild. They all started screaming FNS's name, and FNS took the microphone and spoke only two words: "all good."

Fixed the grammatical errors :)

posted about a year ago

624

posted about a year ago

is there any possibility that he might get there before the playoffs start? (sorry I don't know much context, had exams going on)

posted about a year ago

EVERYTHING I FUCKING SAY ON THIS SITE GETS TURNED INTO A COPYPASTA BOR STOP PLS ITS KILLING ME. LIKE I TAKE 2 MINS OF MY TIME DEDICATED TO MAKE A VLR POST AND IT GETS TURNED INTO COPYPASTA

posted about a year ago

Eid Mubarak everyone :) Hope you all are enjoying your time with your family.

posted about a year ago

I wonder what the LATAM fans or KRU fans think about them

posted about a year ago

How well do you think they are going to do in this masters? Are they going to go for a run as KRU did before? How much better do you think they are compared to KRU? And is Onur the reason behind their rising success?

posted about a year ago

Media, youth, how people are obsessed with beautification, young people are sometimes racist :/ etc

posted about a year ago

Wrong. I clearly mentioned who is the better "Chamber".

posted about a year ago

he doesn't play Chamber much tho

posted about a year ago

who do you think is the better Chamber and why?

posted about a year ago

pg_newt, bep0p, getsys, argiem8, acount123, asphyxia, fat_lard, pussyJett

all of them are in my basement rn.

posted about a year ago

Rest in peace Techno.

posted about a year ago

bro chill

posted about a year ago

bro chill

posted about a year ago
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